[quote author=Peavey link=topic=14689.msg893698#msg893698 date=1213570572]
First, and most importantly, get an undergraduate college degree.
Use it to wipe your butt, and nanny for 10 years.
Taking care of children 9 hours a day makes you very, very creative about how to entertain them in the house. I baked all kinds of things to keep myself from developing a pill habit while I was at work. The most delicious thing I make is a chocolate mayonnaise cake. Nery would shit herself. In a bad way, of course.
I love both of those, but I'm so confused about the taste.