The "Want" Thread

[Ash_Lee]

[quote author=Peavey link=topic=14689.msg893698#msg893698 date=1213570572]
First, and most importantly, get an undergraduate college degree.
Use it to wipe your butt, and nanny for 10 years.

Taking care of children 9 hours a day makes you very, very creative about how to entertain them in the house.  I baked all kinds of things to keep myself from developing a pill habit while I was at work.  The most delicious thing I make is a chocolate mayonnaise cake.  Nery would shit herself.  In a bad way, of course.
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:-o
I love both of those, but I'm so confused about the taste.

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=Peavey link=topic=14689.msg893687#msg893687 date=1213570205]
You have to share the beer with me.
I'm not pregnant anymore, and well, I'll pretty much drink anything in the house at this point.   
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deal


3 things i like alot

pregnant chicks
budweiser
and cheesecake


that pic was like porn for me

[Peavey]

[quote author=. link=topic=14689.msg893713#msg893713 date=1213571307]
deal


3 things i like alot

pregnant chicks
budweiser
and cheesecake


that pic was like porn for me
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Well, its been said that there's an ass for every seat, right?    :2smiley:

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=Peavey link=topic=14689.msg893714#msg893714 date=1213571537]
Well, its been said that there's an ass for every seat, right?    :2smiley:
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yes ma'am

[Chompin]

[quote author=Peavey link=topic=14689.msg893698#msg893698 date=1213570572]
The most delicious thing I make is a chocolate mayonnaise cake.  Nery would shit herself.  In a bad way, of course.
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The cheesecake looks nice though...

[Peavey]

[quote author=Chompin link=topic=14689.msg893716#msg893716 date=1213571861]


The cheesecake looks nice though...
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You'd never even know it was the secret ingredient if I didn't tell you.
Ask piglet.  Its soooo freakin' awesomely good :)

[WhenSkiesAreGray]

Mmm mayo cakes rule. The whatever flavor totally cancels out the mayo taste and it just adds a moist factor times 10. (Erg, moist is such a gross word)
Want:

breezy beach house


hairless kitty face


a set of B/G twins


super fly mom mobile


a closet full of Stepfordy sundresses


and since he's my offical '1 get out of jail free card'... lol

[sue_vicious]

[quote author=WhenSkiesAreGray link=topic=14689.msg893721#msg893721 date=1213572211]
and since he's my offical '1 get out of jail free card'... lol




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HOTNESS!

[Peavey]

Tommy Lee is my get out of jail free card.
Joe's is Catherine Zeta Jones.

My chances are so much better than his.  :lol:

[Circe]

[quote author=Peavey link=topic=14689.msg893719#msg893719 date=1213571991]
You'd never even know it was the secret ingredient if I didn't tell you.
Ask piglet.  Its soooo freakin' awesomely good :)
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My grandma used to make Chocolate Mayonnaise cake, it was awesome. I believe you.

[TheFavoriteDaughter]

[quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=14689.msg893725#msg893725 date=1213572327]
HOTNESS!
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Even the hair lip is cute. Is he the one in Parenthood or is it another Phoenix? Pretty positive it's him.

[friewithcheese]

ahem

Chasey

id never get out of jail, but shes the one that i would get the least murdered for

[sue_vicious]

[quote author=TheFavoriteDaughter link=topic=14689.msg893748#msg893748 date=1213573970]
Even the hair lip is cute. Is he the one in Parenthood or is it another Phoenix? Pretty positive it's him.
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Yep! That was Joaquin. And I agree. I dig the hairlip, too. I have two main "types." 1. Effeminate men  2. Guys with minor physical "flaws," such as scars, etc.

[Peavey]

[quote author=. link=topic=14689.msg893749#msg893749 date=1213574108]
ahem

Chasey

id never get out of jail, but shes the one that i would get the least murdered for


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I'm shocked.  And hurt.  I can see her hip bones.  You are the suck.  :2angry:

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=Peavey link=topic=14689.msg893752#msg893752 date=1213574360]
I'm shocked.  And hurt.  I can see her hip bones.  You are the suck.   :2angry:
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Im sorry, but if it helps, its not that, its her eyes, and her mouth, and her chest, and her legs, and her butt, and her vag, and her voice, and the way she whimpers, and ......well this is getting kinda creepy .......


I like chasey, alot


alot

[TinkerBelly]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=14689.msg891694#msg891694 date=1213402135]
Kim Kardashian people. No one likes?

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Ron I don't want to pick on your want but why does her butt crack look so long?

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=14689.msg893757#msg893757 date=1213574684]
Ron I don't want to pick on your want but why does her butt crack look so long?
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Her shorts aren't  around her waist, they're around her ass.

[friewithcheese]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=14689.msg893758#msg893758 date=1213574968]
Her shorts aren't  around her waist, they're around her ass.
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thank god for the 3/4 ass rule

[Ash_Lee]

[quote author=. link=topic=14689.msg893760#msg893760 date=1213575206]
thank god for the 3/4 ass rule
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[friewithcheese]

[quote author=Ash_Lee link=topic=14689.msg893761#msg893761 date=1213575238]
   
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its a "man show" thing

on comedy central, they cant show more than 3/4 of the ass crack

and to me, its sexy

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=. link=topic=14689.msg893760#msg893760 date=1213575206]
thank god for the 3/4 ass rule
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Unrelated question...... Who's the dude?

[TinkerBelly]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=14689.msg893758#msg893758 date=1213574968]
Her shorts aren't  around her waist, they're around her ass.
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I can see that they aren't around her waist silly.  I just think it looks longer than the average ass crack.

[robotlordsoftokyo]

I want...

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=14689.msg893764#msg893764 date=1213575488]
I can see that they aren't around her waist silly.  I just think it looks longer than the average ass crack.
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Hm, if you aren't talking about the 'ass cleavage' that's showing, then I dunno what you're talking about.
Looks like a normal ass to me. Normal, but not average. 8)

[robotlordsoftokyo]

Personally, Kim Kardashian........

I'd consider a 3some with Chasey..... I'd have to make sure she's had all her shots first and tested for everything.

You know that vag has seen like 2,000+ dicks at this point and countless vag...


On second thought......