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    Japan Dominates Masturbate-a-Thon: Gadgets Help Break 8 Hour 30 Minute Record

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    Think you have what it takes to become a masturbating champion? Can you endure longer than 8 hours and 40 minutes? Because that is what it will take to beat the new record set by both Norihiro Taneichi and Masanobu Sato of Tokyo at this year's Masturbate-a-Thon in San Francisco. The two finalists went "head-to-head" in a competition that finally ended when an exhausted Taneichi gave up, allowing Sato to claim the prestigious title. What was their secret? They were both using the Tenga New Adult Concept line of onanism cups.

    In fact, the two men were representatives from Tenga who spent the $20 entrance fee in order to conduct a "little research" into their new product. So, if you want to go pro with your masturbating hobby, you are going to need to get yourself a Tenga cup and practice, practice, practice. But that is what it takes to be a true champion—blood, sweat, and semen. So get cracking guys! We need to bring this title home to the USA next year!





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    Re: Japan Dominates Masturbate-a-Thon: Gadgets Help Break 8 Hour 30 Minute Record

    :? 

    Sad thing is, at first I was surprised. Then I realized that I shouldn't be. I should have known that somewhere, someone would have a masturbation competition.

    Congrats Sato?



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    Hahahaha, look at the Gatorade next to them. Gotta keep your energy up I guess :lol:
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    So much for Japanese efficiency.

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    Re: Japan Dominates Masturbate-a-Thon: Gadgets Help Break 8 Hour 30 Minute Record

    WOW...just...wow.
    That is pretty much the creepiest photo I've ever seen.

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    [quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=14507.msg893329#msg893329 date=1213546430]
    WOW...just...wow.
    That is pretty much the creepiest photo I've ever seen.
    [/quote]

    I need mental bleach...

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