"I HAVE SEX WITH MY CAR"

[Soul of Nature]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=14288.msg864429#msg864429 date=1211482872]
I don't look that good in red.
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:lol: I'd hate to see him when he looks bad in red.

[quote author=-Stephanie- link=topic=14288.msg864430#msg864430 date=1211482972]
I went to high school with a girl that ended up having to have surgery after she was fucking a shifter and it mixed all her girly parts up on the inside.  Thankfully after that she can't have kids!!

Edit/
hope his tetanus is up to date

[/quote]

That seriously is disgusting. How the hell hard was she hittin it? I have NEVER heard of something like that happening! But I did know a girl in HS who supposedly shoved a beer bottle up her girly bits, got it stuck, and had to go to the hospital :lol: I wouldn't be surprised if it's true. She partied wayyy too hard.

[mydeathspace]

What about those of us who have dual exhaust? How do we choose which one gets it? I would hate to be unfair.

[Miller]

[quote author=mydeathspace link=topic=14288.msg864516#msg864516 date=1211486599]
What about those of us who have dual exhaust? How do we choose which one gets it? I would hate to be unfair.
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Good point, I recently put dual 3.5" x 18" flowmasters on the truck. I had to get bigger pipes, because of the obvious girth restrictions the stock ones had. I usually just listen to "Money, money, money, money... MONEY!" over and over while I switch hit the duals.

[Soul of Nature]

[quote author=mydeathspace link=topic=14288.msg864516#msg864516 date=1211486599]
What about those of us who have dual exhaust? How do we choose which one gets it? I would hate to be unfair.
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He might have some pointers for you.

[quote author=Kejami link=topic=14288.msg864560#msg864560 date=1211488822]
Good point, I recently put dual 3.5" x 18" flowmasters on the truck. I had to get bigger pipes, because of the obvious girth restrictions the stock ones had. I usually just listen to "Money, money, money, money... MONEY!" over and over while I switch hit the duals.
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Damn you, now that song will be in my head all day!

:lol:

[Ash_Lee]

[quote author=Soul of Nature link=topic=14288.msg864573#msg864573 date=1211489413]


He might have some pointers for you.

Damn you, now that song will be in my head all day!

:lol:
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Best thread today.

[Nomad]

[quote author=Soul of Nature link=topic=14288.msg864347#msg864347 date=1211478575]
O rly? 


Jordan, who also masturbates while reading car magazines

I think that's a pretty safe bet :lol:


[/quote]

I didn't see that.  :lol:

[Vegemite Kid]

I'm so adding this freak to myspace

[Chompin]

[quote author=Creature Feature link=topic=14288.msg863970#msg863970 date=1211444834]
I was wondering that too. It would be really awkward driving in a car with this guy.
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I find it awkward to be on the same Earth as this guy...

[Nomad]

I try to be open minded.  I really do.  I used to be homophobic, because I honeslty grew up in a small town and that's the attitude I was raised around.  Then, I moved away and went to college and I met people who were gay.  And guess what?  They were really good people.  My homophobia disappeared pretty quickly, probably because I've always been secure in my sexuality.

But this - this just blows my mind.  I don't think I could ever begin to understand this. 

How do you even find this out about yourself?  Here's my theory:

He never had a chance with any woman he'd ever met.  He masturbated a lot.  One day he was washing his car and got a hard-on.  He saw the exhaust pipe, and decided to fuck it for lack of anywhere else to put it.  He realized that while he could always get rejected by women, he would never get rejected by his car.  So, there you go.  He turned into a car-fucker.

Is this story even true?  Seriously - how credible is the source? 

[Ash_Lee]

[quote author=Nomad link=topic=14288.msg864854#msg864854 date=1211503072]
I try to be open minded.  I really do.  I used to be homophobic, because I honeslty grew up in a small town and that's the attitude I was raised around.  Then, I moved away and went to college and I met people who were gay.  And guess what?  They were really good people.  My homophobia disappeared pretty quickly, probably because I've always been secure in my sexuality.

But this - this just blows my mind.  I don't think I could ever begin to understand this. 
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Wait until you meet a car fiend.

[Vegemite Kid]

I believe the story is true. There are a hell of a lot of weirdo's in this world, with extremely weird fetishes. What about the people who hump teddy bears etc? They literally hump them and masturbate over them :lol: Or the grown up men who love to dress as babies, wear nappies, suck dummies, shit their pants etc :lol:

[Vegemite Kid]

The term plushophilia is a neologism consisting of plushie and -philia, and refers to any person who has an attraction towards stuffed animals. This attraction can be sexual — a paraphilia — or non-sexual, depending on the person and plushie involved.[1]

Plushophiles are often linked to the furry fandom due in part to a 2001 article by Vanity Fair that linked various members of the furry community with plushophilia.[2] In addition, plushophiles are sometimes linked with zoophiliacs, also due in part to the Vanity Fair article's interview with Fox Wolfie Galen, who was quoted as saying, "[It was] Usually German shepherds, Labrador retrievers, size-comparable things. It all started because the dog started it. The dog would come and start trying to hump your leg and I'd be like, Wow, that's interesting. I was at that age where I was learning to see what made things work. I don't do it any more."[3]

[Karalicious]

[quote author=mydeathspace link=topic=14288.msg863983#msg863983 date=1211445871]
I almost think this is BS. I've heard of chicks sitting on shifter knobs, but never unprotected exhaust sex.


[/quote] i can think of at least three guys i know that would say this shit just to be well known on the internet for having sex with a car rather than having any dignity. I think this is bullshit.

[wheresthebeef]

I never saw this thread before today!

[robotlordsoftokyo]

[quote author=Vegemite Kid link=topic=14288.msg865004#msg865004 date=1211507967]
The term plushophilia is a neologism consisting of plushie and -philia, and refers to any person who has an attraction towards stuffed animals. This attraction can be sexual — a paraphilia — or non-sexual, depending on the person and plushie involved.[1]

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My sisters boyfriend works at an art magazine. He is always getting art submitted to him for the zine and tells tales of what he gets. Apparently, there is some "famous" "Furry" dude who is always submitting his artwork. I guess the dude doesn't get that it is fetish porn, not official "art", like the Cistine Chapel or something. He said it was the funniest and grossest thing he has came across in his job.

I think I'm going to get him a pink bunny outfit for Christmas, it will beat the 2 bic lighters my mom got him last year. :2abused:

[Feetprints]

If I had an old VW Beetle, I'd fuck it too.  :lol:

[oohsofaabulous]

that poor car :(

[bowieluva]

when i was living in the Uk i had an article on my fridge about some car fucker.

[Chauncy]

I used to have a sexual relationship with a toilet paper roll. Sometimes it's just about the good feeling.  :|

[tgyta]

weeeeeeird...

and is that a picture of Hitler in that car bouncing up and down?  Is this dude all "yay nazi"?  Cuz if he is that's kinda weird...pretty sure Hitler would throw a dude in an oven for this type of thing.

[Hellbettie]

:2huh:

Ut oh, me and him have the same fetish

From his blog-

Aircraft are even cooler than cars are. I've been meaning to hit up an airshow next year.

:oops:

[HyperU2]

My car fucks me.

[tgyta]

[quote author=Hellbettie link=topic=14288.msg926355#msg926355 date=1215791162]
:2huh:

Ut oh, me and him have the same fetish

From his blog-
:oops:
[/quote]

oh jesus...watch that dude end up at EAA.  I'd totally flip if I seen him there.

[Hellbettie]

[quote author=tgyta link=topic=14288.msg926369#msg926369 date=1215791750]
oh jesus...watch that dude end up at EAA.  I'd totally flip if I seen him there.
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I'm totally wanting to go.  I'm a minutewoman with those planes tho 

[azkarisma]

60 minute video documentary (split into 6 files) about 2 of the guys already featured in this thread can be found on this channel:  http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNotoriousDrP

Look for "My Car is My Lover"