Kids on board while Ohio couple got busy in car's front seat

[holly]

"We Got Horny..."
Cops: Kids on board while Ohio couple got busy in car's front seat

MAY 18--Meet Danica Wallace and Jeremy Welch. The Ohio couple was arrested Friday after cops spotted them having sex in a car while Wallace's two small children were in the vehicle's back seat. According to a Springfield Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, Wallace, 24, was driving a Ford Taurus when she and Welch, 29, "pulled off the roadway to have sex." When police approached the vehicle, they discovered Wallace, naked from the waist down, astride a similarly pantsless Welch, who was seated in the front passenger seat. Welch, who was "extremely intoxicated," offered cops a simple explanation for the pair's conduct: "We got horny and just wanted to fuck!!" Wallace, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, claimed to have only consumed a 22-ounce bottle of Budweiser. "I'm not completely drunk," she assured police. Wallace was charged with drunk driving, child endangerment, and possession of drug paraphernalia. Welch was charged with public indecency. Wallace's children, ages four and 22 months, were turned over to a friend of hers. Wallace and Welch are pictured below in mug shots taken at the Clark County Jail.
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The documents they're referring to can be found here: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...18091car1.html

[Olivia]

What winners.



Nice hickey.

[Olivia]

Jeremy's myspace

http://www.myspace.com/spookoo7

[Circe]

Alright I would like to say the kids were too young to know what was up, but shit even damn near 2yr old's are aware of their surroundings. Ew. 

[regalis]

:lol: Ok..i must admit that I've done this before, just not with my kids in the car, and it was at night, in the park.

[neenerneener]

these people are gross.  gross in looks and actions. 

[tanya2012]

That is truly disgusting. 

I can't even have sex with my husband if our son is awake in his bed at night, never mind in the same room (or car in this situation).

[boogieman]

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Olivia link=topic=19908.msg1279125#msg1279125 date=1242701535]
What winners.



Nice hickey.
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Well now it makes sense. How could these two possibly keep off each other?

[boogieman]

[quote author=Olivia link=topic=19908.msg1279125#msg1279125 date=1242701535]
What winners.



Nice hickey.
[/quote]


She's obviously a necrophiliac... Because that dude is a Zombie.

[Hotsauce McGilacuty]

[quote author=regalis link=topic=19908.msg1279156#msg1279156 date=1242703186]
:lol: Ok..i must admit that I've done this before, just not with my kids in the car, and it was at night, in the park.
[/quote]

I've done this before too. Only there were no kids, it was afternoon and in my bedroom.  :roll:


BTW how the fuck can you get turned on in a Ford Taurus?

[HyperU2]

[quote author=Hotsauce McGilacuty link=topic=19908.msg1286070#msg1286070 date=1243269622]


BTW how the fuck can you get turned on in a Ford Taurus?
[/quote]

It happens.   

[Hotsauce McGilacuty]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=19908.msg1286073#msg1286073 date=1243269689]
It happens.   
[/quote]

you quoted me before i fixed my typo!

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Hotsauce McGilacuty link=topic=19908.msg1286074#msg1286074 date=1243269722]
you quoted me before i fixed my typo!
[/quote]

The guy has a superman-killing computer. It always amazes me.

[HyperU2]

It's not the computer, it's the Hyper.    I didn't see the typo, my eyes are all kinds of dried out right now.

[pyt78]

[quote author=neenerneener link=topic=19908.msg1279166#msg1279166 date=1242703716]
these people are gross.  gross in looks and actions. 
[/quote]

tell it sister! what a bunch of morons!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=19908.msg1286082#msg1286082 date=1243270081]
It's not the computer, it's the Hyper.    I didn't see the typo, my eyes are all kinds of dried out right now.
[/quote]

It's a little of both. I'd like to see you try that shit on my PC. :lol:

[vaga]

I wonder if they weren't drunk if they would of been arrested...

what about people who only have one bedroom and like a dozen kids?
You know they gotta be fucking in the same room as the children..

car sex it's been a while. :lol:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=vaga link=topic=19908.msg1286096#msg1286096 date=1243271046]
I wonder if they weren't drunk if they would of been arrested...

what about people who only have one bedroom and like a dozen kids?
You know they gotta be fucking in the same room as the children..

car sex it's been a while. :lol:
[/quote]

Maybe it's time for those people to stop fucking :2smiley:

[Its Me De]

Mom admits to driving drunk. Of course this all a misunderstanding.
The way she talks reminds me of Jodi Arias. Something about her demeanor.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCyApOLoPTg

[pyt78]

[quote author=Its Me De link=topic=19908.msg1286101#msg1286101 date=1243271154]
Mom admits to driving drunk. Of course this all a misunderstanding.
The way she talks reminds me of Jodi Arias. Something about her demeanor.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCyApOLoPT

" i'm a good mother............i do admit to drinking and driving with my kids in the car" 

i wonder what grade she was in when she dropped out of school?

[vaga]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=19908.msg1286100#msg1286100 date=1243271132]
Maybe it's time for those people to stop fucking :2smiley:
[/quote]
totally agree but we all know those baby machines.

[vaga]

I just watched the video. and a.) she's full of shit . "my pants were off cos I spilled beer all over them."

Okay first that is the dumbest reason, and will backfire in her face. Why would you have an open container in your seat while driving, to spill it on you? and if you DID spill beer on your lap the last thing you're gonna wanna do is sit in beer out of your pants for the rest of the ride home.

What's fucked about this story is the drinking and driving, and it's funny to me that she's trying to get rid of the "indecency charge" .

what's also fucked about this story is that the man she's having sex with is some random dude . wTf . okay all this is fucked up. and now I'm distrubed.  :lol:

These kids were definitly in danger. ugh.

[delta9]

having sex in front of a baby is a definite mood killer, but I'd rather that than leaving the kid in another room where they can swallow car keys for example...


um nevermind.    :2embarrassed:

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=vaga link=topic=19908.msg1286120#msg1286120 date=1243271896]
totally agree but we all know those baby machines.
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http://www.videosift.com/video/Intro-to-Idiocracy-From-the-Director-of-Office-Space