http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Great-Illinois-Corn-Flake_W0QQitemZ110233337338QQcmdZViewItem?IMSfp=TL 0803140955a5147
The bidding is currently at $1525.00. 
http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Great-Illinois-Corn-Flake_W0QQitemZ110233337338QQcmdZViewItem?IMSfp=TL 0803140955a5147
The bidding is currently at $1525.00.
Originally Posted by beli
hahahah another good one
This is a rare mineral deposit used by the Indians to make arrowheads. It is a tooling flake that looks like Jesus praying at the Garden of Gethsemane.
http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-of-Jesus-on-Rock-Mineral-Deposit-Flint-Flake_W0QQitemZ250224571063QQihZ015QQcategoryZ1467 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Starting bid $1000. No current bids and it ends today. Better hurry!
Oh, good thread. This will keep me from getting any work done for awhile. How about this one:
Image of Jesus on Rock Mineral Deposit Flint Flake
Starting bid: $1000.00
http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-of-Jesus-on-Rock-Mineral-Deposit-Flint-Flake_W0QQitemZ250224571063QQihZ015QQcategoryZ1467 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Ha! Beat me to it!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/pre-school-boys-work-of-art_W0QQitemZ290213494314QQihZ019QQcategoryZ1467QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
"Hi, my name is Travis. I don't start kindergarten for a couple months. I draw pictures all day. It is my favoritest thing to do. I walk to the mail box and send them to my grandmas. My mom has too many on her fridge. I wanted to sell them to my houses on my street but mom said I can't. She said I could try to sell them on her computer to get money for more markers, crayons, paper and stickers. Thank you for looking."
both pictures on vanilla colored card stock
standard 81/2 x 11 sheet
would be cute framed in a matte
email Travis with details if you would like a picture custom drawn
Only an hour and 15 minutes left on this one and no bids. Poor Travis. That's so sad. His momma should bid.
[quote author=pitluvr4ever link=topic=13303.msg770277#msg770277 date=1205773607]
Ha! Beat me to it!!
[/quote]
haha sorry. I haven't been to ebay in ages. This is fun.
[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=13303.msg770281#msg770281 date=1205773639]
http://cgi.ebay.com/pre-school-boys-work-of-art_W0QQitemZ290213494314QQihZ019QQcategoryZ1467QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
"Hi, my name is Travis. I don't start kindergarten for a couple months. I draw pictures all day. It is my favoritest thing to do. I walk to the mail box and send them to my grandmas. My mom has too many on her fridge. I wanted to sell them to my houses on my street but mom said I can't. She said I could try to sell them on her computer to get money for more markers, crayons, paper and stickers. Thank you for looking."
both pictures on vanilla colored card stock
standard 81/2 x 11 sheet
would be cute framed in a matte
email Travis with details if you would like a picture custom drawn
Only an hour and 15 minutes left on this one and no bids.
[/quote]Yeah seriously, wtf? My sister used to sell frogs and my parents would pay our neighbors to come buy them. She made them little shirts and everything.
Where's the link to that?
Also, I would be much more impressed with a cornflake shaped like Michigan.
[quote author=tara12sk link=topic=13303.msg770283#msg770283 date=1205773734]
Yeah seriously, wtf? My sister used to sell frogs and my parents would pay our neighbors to come buy them. She made them little shirts and everything.
Where's the link to that?
Also, I would be much more impressed with a cornflake shaped like Michigan.
[/quote]
Link to Travis
http://cgi.ebay.com/pre-school-boys-work-of-art_W0QQitemZ290213494314QQihZ019QQcategoryZ1467QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
:lol: :lol: :lol: about selling frogs with shirts. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I guess I haven't really studied cornflakes but it seems like you could find one shaped like every state, couldn't ya? I mean, they're all different shapes, aren't they?
*Off to dump a box of cornflakes on the table to search for Michigan.*
This one is perplexing.
------ AN EMPTY CAN OF COCA COLA ------
Current bid: US $53.00
You are bidding on my EMPTY CAN OF COCA COLA (Not for human consumption). Shipping is FREE to 49 States (Idaho excluded). I reserve the right to cancel bids based off bad feedback or for any reason. If you do not understand this auction, it's probably best you don't bid. This EMPTY CAN OF COCA COLA will not "give you wings." It will not save you 10% off your car insurance. It will not make you irresistible to the opposite sex. It will not home-school your children. Most importantly, it will not answer your questions regarding the hit TV show LOST. Anything that comes with my EMPTY CAN OF COCA COLA is a gift from me to you.
Thank you.
Questions from other members
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: I vote for Coke!:) Mar-17-08
A: Thanks! and you are our last vote for this auction! I will tally up all 300+ votes tomorrow to find out what people prefer the most!
Q: ok me and a friend have been scanning through your auctions trying to figue what the hell this is either you are absolutely brilliant or im a complete...more Mar-17-08
A: It's a can of coke. Oh and it's empty.
Q: there's a new player in town... ...ordo septimanus crypta... Mar-17-08
A: Say what?
Q: Okay, I'm kinda new to ebay. Why are there currently 23 bids with a top of 53 bucks for an empty can of coke? You said if you don't understand...more Mar-17-08
A: Is coke a codename or something for crack?
Q: Hi Sheriff, We are putting a shine on your Coke Can at BIDWAX... Watching and Wishing You Luck,ASD Mar-16-08
A: Thanks ASD.
http://cgi.ebay.com/AN-EMPTY-CAN-OF-COCA-COLA_W0QQitemZ170200957399QQihZ007QQcategoryZ1469Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=13303.msg770289#msg770289 date=1205774034]
Link to Travis
http://cgi.ebay.com/pre-school-boys-work-of-art_W0QQitemZ290213494314QQihZ019QQcategoryZ1467QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
:lol: :lol: :lol: about selling frogs with shirts. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I guess I haven't really studied cornflakes but it seems like you could find one shaped like every state, couldn't ya? I mean, they're all different shapes, aren't they?
*Off to dump a box of cornflakes on the table to search for Michigan.*
[/quote]I totally bid on it. :-D
Yeah, they were members of the Frog Olympics too, so it was a pretty good deal.
Michigan?! Seriously, no way is there going to be a Michigan-shaped cornflake. I will buy it from you if you find one. :lol:
[quote author=pitluvr4ever link=topic=13303.msg770291#msg770291 date=1205774116]
This one is perplexing.
------ AN EMPTY CAN OF COCA COLA ------
Current bid: US $53.00
You are bidding on my EMPTY CAN OF COCA COLA (Not for human consumption). Shipping is FREE to 49 States (Idaho excluded). I reserve the right to cancel bids based off bad feedback or for any reason. If you do not understand this auction, it's probably best you don't bid. This EMPTY CAN OF COCA COLA will not "give you wings." It will not save you 10% off your car insurance. It will not make you irresistible to the opposite sex. It will not home-school your children. Most importantly, it will not answer your questions regarding the hit TV show LOST. Anything that comes with my EMPTY CAN OF COCA COLA is a gift from me to you.
Thank you.
Questions from other members
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: I vote for Coke!:) Mar-17-08
A: Thanks! and you are our last vote for this auction! I will tally up all 300+ votes tomorrow to find out what people prefer the most!
Q: ok me and a friend have been scanning through your auctions trying to figue what the hell this is either you are absolutely brilliant or im a complete...more Mar-17-08
A: It's a can of coke. Oh and it's empty.
Q: there's a new player in town... ...ordo septimanus crypta... Mar-17-08
A: Say what?
Q: Okay, I'm kinda new to ebay. Why are there currently 23 bids with a top of 53 bucks for an empty can of coke? You said if you don't understand...more Mar-17-08
A: Is coke a codename or something for crack?
Q: Hi Sheriff, We are putting a shine on your Coke Can at BIDWAX... Watching and Wishing You Luck,ASD Mar-16-08
A: Thanks ASD.
http://cgi.ebay.com/AN-EMPTY-CAN-OF-COCA-COLA_W0QQitemZ170200957399QQihZ007QQcategoryZ1469Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
[/quote]
hahahaha omg there truly is no hope for the human race
[quote author=tara12sk link=topic=13303.msg770292#msg770292 date=1205774231]
I totally bid on it. :-D
Yeah, they were members of the Frog Olympics too, so it was a pretty good deal.
Michigan?! Seriously, no way is there going to be a Michigan-shaped cornflake. I will buy it from you if you find one. :lol:
[/quote]
That is so sweet of you to bid. Once again a member of the horrible MDS has made me proud.
Back to searching for Michigan now. (WTF does Michigan look like, anyway?) :lol:
I totally don't see it....
BEDROOM WINDOW WITH IMAGE OF CHRIST
Starting bid: US $10,000.00
http://cgi.ebay.com/BEDROOM-WINDOW-WITH-IMAGE-OF-CHRIST_W0QQitemZ250226208859QQihZ015QQcategoryZ144 7QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=13303.msg770300#msg770300 date=1205774535]
That is so sweet of you to bid. Once again a member of the horrible MDS has made me proud.
Back to searching for Michigan now. (WTF does Michigan look like, anyway?) :lol:
[/quote]Dude, it reminds me too much of my sister and the frogs. :lol:
ahhhh
http://cgi.ebay.com/A-TRIBUTE-TO-MURRAY_W0QQitemZ280206997651QQihZ018QQcategoryZ146 9QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
My beloved cat Murray was hit & killed by a car last night. He was the most awesome cat in the world! As a tribute to Murray's wonderful life, I'm selling the rest of his toys. They are new & will bring joy to another cat's life (as I'm sure Murray would want)
75% to the ASPCA
[quote author=pitluvr4ever link=topic=13303.msg770301#msg770301 date=1205774598]
I totally don't see it....
BEDROOM WINDOW WITH IMAGE OF CHRIST
Starting bid: US $10,000.00
http://cgi.ebay.com/BEDROOM-WINDOW-WITH-IMAGE-OF-CHRIST_W0QQitemZ250226208859QQihZ015QQcategoryZ144 7QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
[/quote]
I see it. He's facing toward the right.
[quote author=tara12sk link=topic=13303.msg770302#msg770302 date=1205774710]
Dude, it reminds me too much of my sister and the frogs. :lol:
[/quote]
Oh heck this should be easy. A two piece cornflake.
[quote author=Peavey link=topic=13303.msg770304#msg770304 date=1205774812]
I see it. He's facing toward the right.
[/quote]
And he's standing behind a foggy window! Yeah, I see him now! (not)
Oh, wait. I really do see it now.
I once saw jesus on the elevator door at work. I wanted to leak it to the media but nobody else thought that was a good idea. I think it was around that time that they decided I should work from home.
[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=13303.msg770305#msg770305 date=1205774826]
Oh heck this should be easy. A two piece cornflake.
[/quote] :lol: No way, dude. It's one state, so one piece. Including the bridge.
[quote author=tara12sk link=topic=13303.msg770308#msg770308 date=1205775000]
:lol: No way, dude. It's one state, so one piece. Including the bridge.
[/quote]
Well crap. I might have to buy several boxes to find that.
[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=13303.msg770309#msg770309 date=1205775144]
Well crap. I might have to buy several boxes to find that.
[/quote]Well, you'd still be making at least $1515 profit. And I bet people would pay WAY more than Illinois.
OK. This one is stupid. :roll:
[size=10pt]
Obama Miracle Toast[/size]
Starting bid: US 1.00
Yesterday morning my wife asked me if I wanted toast for breakfast.
I said "sure."
Now I wish that I had never said that. Because what appeared on my
slice of toast was the strangest image that has the uncanny likeness
of Barack Obama. What could this possibly mean? Its not my imagination either,
just LOOK at the photograph! ITS OBAMA. I checked my toaster.
Its Just a regular old toaster that has never produced anything like this before!
But it doesn't end there.
I e-mailed a picture of the wierd toast to a friend of mine,
asking him for his opinion. He forwarded it to some Hillary Clinton
campaign person and by 4pm I heard a knock at my door.
"We'll give you $20 bucks for the Obama Toast."
Two men stood in my doorway, both neatly dressed, the older of the two
seemed to be the spokesperson. He reached into his pocket and
produced a roll of cash. Peeling of a crisp $20, he handed it to me.
I almost took it, but then something didn't make sense.
"Who are you and why do you want my toast?" I queried.
"Let's just say that we're with the Clinton campaign and this toast
with the Obama apparition on it is something that is a little inconvenient right now."
"I see." I said as I slowly closed and locked the screen door. "I think I can
get a better offer on Ebay."
The men made one more offer of $25, but left unhappily when
I suggested they check out my Ebay auction page.
So there you have it. If the Clinton campaign wants this toast,
they'll have to bid on it like everyone else. I'm starting it out
at $1, just to make them mad.
Winning bidder will pay $4 for shipping and
I promise, VERY careful handling.
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: your story sounded so fake. ha. Mar-17-08
A: Fake? Man...I resemble that remark!
Q: Is this white, or wheat toast? I will not bid if this is whitebread! Mar-10-08
A: Not to worry. this is Wheat bread.
Q: ...Do you own an American made U.S.A. Union approved toaster? ... I will not bid if you are using a toaster that was made in China! Mar-08-08
A: I just checked. Toaster is made by Oster. Flipped it over and Yikes.... "Made in China"
[quote author=pitluvr4ever link=topic=13303.msg770312#msg770312 date=1205775319]
OK. This one is stupid. :roll:
[size=10pt]
Obama Miracle Toast[/size]
Starting bid: US 1.00
Yesterday morning my wife asked me if I wanted toast for breakfast.
I said "sure."
Now I wish that I had never said that. Because what appeared on my
slice of toast was the strangest image that has the uncanny likeness
of Barack Obama. What could this possibly mean? Its not my imagination either,
just LOOK at the photograph! ITS OBAMA. I checked my toaster.
Its Just a regular old toaster that has never produced anything like this before!
But it doesn't end there.
I e-mailed a picture of the wierd toast to a friend of mine,
asking him for his opinion. He forwarded it to some Hillary Clinton
campaign person and by 4pm I heard a knock at my door.
"We'll give you $20 bucks for the Obama Toast."
Two men stood in my doorway, both neatly dressed, the older of the two
seemed to be the spokesperson. He reached into his pocket and
produced a roll of cash. Peeling of a crisp $20, he handed it to me.
I almost took it, but then something didn't make sense.
"Who are you and why do you want my toast?" I queried.
"Let's just say that we're with the Clinton campaign and this toast
with the Obama apparition on it is something that is a little inconvenient right now."
"I see." I said as I slowly closed and locked the screen door. "I think I can
get a better offer on Ebay."
The men made one more offer of $25, but left unhappily when
I suggested they check out my Ebay auction page.
So there you have it. If the Clinton campaign wants this toast,
they'll have to bid on it like everyone else. I'm starting it out
at $1, just to make them mad.
Winning bidder will pay $4 for shipping and
I promise, VERY careful handling.
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: your story sounded so fake. ha. Mar-17-08
A: Fake? Man...I resemble that remark!
Q: Is this white, or wheat toast? I will not bid if this is whitebread! Mar-10-08
A: Not to worry. this is Wheat bread.
Q: ...Do you own an American made U.S.A. Union approved toaster? ... I will not bid if you are using a toaster that was made in China! Mar-08-08
A: I just checked. Toaster is made by Oster. Flipped it over and Yikes.... "Made in China"
[/quote]
"Who are you and why do you want my toast?" I queried.
hahahahaha omg
If laughter makes you live longer then this thread should make me live forever. Maybe we should auction it?
I think I want one of these.
GEORGE W. BUSH VOODOO KIT
Starting bid: US $9.99
GEORGE W. BUSH VOODOO KIT - STICK IT TO HIM, LIKE HE'S BEEN STICKING IT TO YOU! ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT, DUBYA HAS BEEN "DOING IT" TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR OVER SIX YEARS. AND HIS "WORK" ISN'T DONE YET. COMING DOWN THE HOMESTRETCH OF HIS SUDDENLY GIMPY PRESIDENCY, DUBYA IS NOW FOCUSED ON LEAVING A LEGACY. AND IF HIS ACTIONS TO DATE HAVE JUST BEEN A SET-UP FOR HIS GRAND FINALE, WE COULD ALL BE IN FOR A WORLD OF TROUBLE. THAT'S WHERE THE GEORGE W. BUSH VOODOO KIT COMES IN. ARMED WITH VOODOO SPELLS FROM VETERAN WITCH DOCTOR TURK REGAN, YOU CAN HOLD AWAY BY HELPING DUBYA BUMBLE HIS WAY OUT OF OFFICE WITHOUT DOING ANY MORE DAMAGE. NIB!
[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=13303.msg770316#msg770316 date=1205775632]
"Who are you and why do you want my toast?" I queried.
hahahahaha omg
If laughter makes you live longer then this thread should make me live forever. Maybe we should auction it?
[/quote]
Yeah, really. It was so stupid, it was funny. Definitely brightened my morning. :-D
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