Man dies after having sex with horse

[Mr. Formaldehyde]

[quote author=Resident_Queer link=topic=12769.msg736123#msg736123 date=1203485819]
soo gross...is there anywhere a guy wont stick his penis!?!
[/quote]

it was the horse sticking HIS into the guy.  :lol:

[Resident_Queer]

[quote author=Mr. Formaldehyde link=topic=12769.msg736128#msg736128 date=1203485921]
it was the horse sticking HIS into the guy.  :lol:
[/quote]



oh OK that makes all the difference lol


This guy must have been mentally ill..Horse have huge peckers Ouch!

[Mr. Formaldehyde]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=12769.msg736119#msg736119 date=1203485766]
The title Mr Hands might be helpful.  :angel3:
[/quote]

LOLOLOL thanks!  :lol:

http://www.2guys1horse.com/index.html

[Onthedarkside]

Am I wrong for thinking, every time I see this thread he deserved to die?  Bad piglet.

[electricalst0rm]

So was he hung like a horse?

*ba-dum-ch*

[Onthedarkside]

I hope his family doesn't show up here.

[HyperU2]

[quote author=Onthedarkside link=topic=12769.msg736159#msg736159 date=1203487132]
I hope his family doesn't show up here.
[/quote]

Screw them and the horse that rode in on him.

[Resident_Queer]

[quote author=Onthedarkside link=topic=12769.msg736159#msg736159 date=1203487132]
I hope his family doesn't show up here.
[/quote]

They are probably soooo freakin embarrassed!!!!

[ScrantonBranch]

To say the least! Gawd.

[electricalst0rm]

[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=12769.msg736161#msg736161 date=1203487212]Screw them and the horse that rode in on him.[/quote]

[HyperU2]

[quote author=electricalst0rm link=topic=12769.msg736155#msg736155 date=1203487003]
So was he hung like a horse?

*ba-dum-ch*
[/quote]

He ended up looking like a real horses ass too.

[deathbecomesme]

[quote author=kevansvault link=topic=12769.msg736035#msg736035 date=1203483110]
This isn't necessarily true.  Touch a horse the right way and he knows what you're doing.  It doesn't matter if you're male or female, you're touching his dingaling and it feels good to him so he's gonna get up on whatever it is he thinks is available.  Haven't you guys ever seen those rather benign "Animals do the craziest things" videos where the deer is trying to fornicate with the hunter??  That had to hurt this guy...talk about an ass stretching... 

:2huh:
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That's so disgusting.  I guess I have seen those video's with animals trying to get it on with anything.  I still don't really get it, though.  This stuff is freaky.


I have a new phobia of horny horses, thanks guys.

[wheresthebeef]

[quote author=decorusnex link=topic=12769.msg735861#msg735861 date=1203474659]
Odd this just showed up now.

The guy worked at my company just down the street with me.  I didn't ever work with him but I know people who did.  They said he was VERY strange. 

Had a wife and kids...I feel sorry for them since I doubt they knew his 'special' time.
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Hi from Edmonds!!

Good to see another Seattlite here. There seem to only be 2 of us.

[kevansvault]

[quote author=Mr. Formaldehyde link=topic=12769.msg736133#msg736133 date=1203486023]
LOLOLOL thanks!  :lol:

http://www.2guys1horse.com/index.html
[/quote]

That wasn't as bad as I though it was gonna be.  OUCH.

[24/7inquisitor]

Ah the infamous Mr Hands   :-o I figured he'd already have had a cosy little spot here.

Here is his actual Yahoo profile. Note the 'Marital status' field, clearly he had more than enough length already

http://profiles.yahoo.com/mrhands60?warn=1

Grim

[Mr. Formaldehyde]

[quote author=24/7inquisitor link=topic=12769.msg737584#msg737584 date=1203602916]
Ah the infamous Mr Hands  :-o I figured he'd already have had a cosy little spot here.

Here is his actual Yahoo profile. Note the 'Marital status' field, clearly he had more than enough length already

http://profiles.yahoo.com/mrhands60?warn=1

Grim
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hobbies: code, horses, trucks, R/C models, zeta

NO WAI!!!!1!  :lol:

[Miller]

That video wasn't all that bad. You guys had me all freaked out about watching it. Good find Mr F!

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Kejami link=topic=12769.msg737607#msg737607 date=1203606522]
That video wasn't all that bad. You guys had me all freaked out about watching it. Good find Mr F!
[/quote]
Bunch a lightweights around here lately. :lol:

[curious_kitten]

eh....seen it already......anti-climatic.

[Peavey]

[quote author=curious_kitten link=topic=12769.msg737865#msg737865 date=1203627456]
eh....seen it already......anti-climatic.
[/quote]

Anticlimactic?

[curious_kitten]

yes...anti-climatic.
I have seen a lot of gross shit.........I was hoping it was something I hadn't seen..... :oops:

[Kande04]

http://encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/index.php/Mr._Hands

"Here a man is shown NOT having sex with a horse, which is the proper way to go about things, you fucking idiots." :lol: :lol:

[MissKitty11]

I finally just watched that video and threw up in my mouth a little bit.  :2eyesbleed:

[decorusnex]

[quote author=wheresthebeef link=topic=12769.msg736490#msg736490 date=1203518948]
Hi from Edmonds!!

Good to see another Seattlite here. There seem to only be 2 of us.
[/quote]
Well I think 1sunsetlover was from around here...

But yeah I live really close to Enumclaw and whenever I pass the sign saying "Enumclaw ->" I just want to throw up a sticker of a horse in front of the arrow.

[Mr. Formaldehyde]

[quote author=curious_kitten link=topic=12769.msg737865#msg737865 date=1203627456]
eh....seen it already......anti-climatic.
[/quote]

uhh well, not for the horse...  :lol: