Gary Coleman needs to just dip his wick already

[24/7inquisitor]

Damn, he's been missing out for a long time


''TINY Diff’rent Strokes star Gary Coleman is a virgin who knows nothing about sex — at the age of 40.

Gary — whose catchphrase in the US sitcom was “What you talking about, Willis?” — revealed he was untouched despite marrying last August.

The 4ft 8in actor said: “I don’t choose to be, I just am. I have love in my heart, I have the desire — I just don’t know what it is.”

Gary, a household name in the ’70s and ’80s playing lovable Arnold Jackson, also spoke about 5ft 7in bride Shannon Price, 22, for the first time.

He said: “She didn’t know who I was.

"I didn’t think I’d ever meet a human being who didn’t know who I was''

Could he be any more arrogant here though?

[ScrantonBranch]

Well, i mean. He was webster.

[Peavey]

[quote author=ScrantonBranch link=topic=12711.msg732232#msg732232 date=1203170010]
Well, i mean. He was webster.
[/quote]

Not all small, black people are the same!! 

[ScrantonBranch]

Lol. Sorry, peave. I mean.

[perry]

Is it bad that the idea of Arnold having sex makes me sad?

He was such a cute little kid.

[Karalicious]

[quote author=Peavey link=topic=12711.msg732262#msg732262 date=1203173419]
Not all small, black people are the same!! 
[/quote] So...you're saying he was NOT webster? I liked how he would go up to different floors of the house in the dumb waiter.

[alexinmn]

when I first read the title I thought Gary Coleman was dipping something into Wick
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MissKitty11]

[quote author=alexinmn link=topic=12711.msg732515#msg732515 date=1203201733]
when I first read the title I thought Gary Coleman was dipping something into Wick
:lol: :lol: :lol:
[/quote]

I keep reading it as Gary Coleman needs to lick his dick already :-o

[brie]

so do you think maybe he has an inferiority complex about his penis?

[MrBoddy2005]

[quote author=alexinmn link=topic=12711.msg732515#msg732515 date=1203201733]
when I first read the title I thought Gary Coleman was dipping something into Wick
:lol: :lol: :lol:
[/quote]

Somebody Has Been... 

[Peavey]

[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=12711.msg732453#msg732453 date=1203197481]
So...you're saying he was NOT webster? I liked how he would go up to different floors of the house in the dumb waiter.
[/quote]

Argh.

I thought we were working on this whole PC thing? 

[Ron_NYC]

[quote author=Peavey link=topic=12711.msg733101#msg733101 date=1203250716]
Argh.

I thought we were working on this whole PC thing? 
[/quote]

[HyperU2]

Doesn't sound arrogant to me, but he might have a little cocky.

[Karalicious]

[quote author=Peavey link=topic=12711.msg733101#msg733101 date=1203250716]
Argh.

I thought we were working on this whole PC thing? 
[/quote]hehehe does it count if I really did think he was webster until you posted that? I didn't watch much television as a child.

[Peavey]

[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=12711.msg733428#msg733428 date=1203284063]
hehehe does it count if I really did think he was webster until you posted that? I didn't watch much television as a child.
[/quote]

Well, in your defense, you didn't watch much television. 


As long as you recognize the difference now. :roll:

[Ron_NYC]

Not much television?
You people are so weird.

Then again.... I could watch TV, but no cartoons. I was an odd, fat little kid.

[ScrantonBranch]

Lol at this thread. Dina. You know i was kidding right.

[Peavey]

[quote author=ScrantonBranch link=topic=12711.msg733470#msg733470 date=1203287846]
Lol at this thread. Dina. You know i was kidding right.
[/quote]

Totally.
Amy?  I'm not so sure.

[Karalicious]

[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=12711.msg733449#msg733449 date=1203285498]
Not much television?
You people are so weird.

Then again.... I could watch TV, but no cartoons. I was an odd, fat little kid.
[/quote][quote author=Peavey link=topic=12711.msg733434#msg733434 date=1203284294]
Well, in your defense, you didn't watch much television. 


As long as you recognize the difference now. :roll:
[/quote][quote author=Peavey link=topic=12711.msg733494#msg733494 date=1203290176]
Totally.
Amy?  I'm not so sure.
[/quote]

Actually, I didn't. Our family was too busy with the pesky needs of my little brother who was dying of cancer. Next time I'll try to not be so insensitive.

[Peavey]

[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=12711.msg734247#msg734247 date=1203352368]
Actually, I didn't. Our family was too busy with the pesky needs of my little brother who was dying of cancer. Next time I'll try to not be so insensitive.
[/quote]

Yikes.  You don't have to go there.

I'm pretty sure that you knew that Ron and I were both kidding.
I can't really speak for Ron, maybe he does think you are weird, but honestly, from my end, it was just a joke.

[Miller]

Wtf, he's way too cool to be a virgin.

[Karalicious]

[quote author=Peavey link=topic=12711.msg734252#msg734252 date=1203352535]
Yikes.  You don't have to go there.

I'm pretty sure that you knew that Ron and I were both kidding.
I can't really speak for Ron, maybe he does think you are weird, but honestly, from my end, it was just a joke.
[/quote] Sorry, I'm just tired of being jumped on.

[Miller]

[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=12711.msg734261#msg734261 date=1203353103]
Sorry, I'm just tired of being jumped on.
[/quote]

Oh. I suppose we're off for tomorrow night then :(

[Karalicious]

[quote author=Kejami link=topic=12711.msg734269#msg734269 date=1203353324]
Oh. I suppose we're off for tomorrow night then :(
[/quote] Oh, I didn't mean like that! we're still on. rawr.

[Miller]

[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=12711.msg734274#msg734274 date=1203353539]
Oh, I didn't mean like that! we're still on. rawr.
[/quote]

Sweet, I'll pick up the astroglide, snorkels, and duct tape after work.