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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    [size=18px]There, I said it[/size]
    By Michele Mancuso, Opinion Editor at The DePaulia (Chicago, IL)

    THROUGHOUT THIS SCHOOL YEAR, I HAVE EXPRESSED my thoughts, dreams, experiences and disappointments, random as they may have seemed. But I must admit, I have held back a little. I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t get this stuff off my chest:

    •I have been, and always will be, vehemently against the evil ways of Dance Dance Revolution. Let me be the first to publicly denounce this sweat-inducing activity; DDR is not, I repeat, NOT dancing. If you ever find yourself whipping out your frantic tube-socked ankles, which have the unusually awkward ability to furiously stomp forward, backwards and even both sides, smash your head into the nearest brick wall. Madonna’s video for “Hung Up” was laughable to begin with, but at the end, I noticed the limber mother gyrating atop of a glowing DDR machine. What is the world coming to, people?

    •Hey, I have a li’l entertainment tidbit you probably forgot about. In 2001, Li’l Bow Wow, who was just a wee adolescent, was sexually molested by his trusted bodyguard, who was paid to protect the rising star. Now, I’m sure this successful rapper, who has recently gained more popularity since gaining rippling biceps and Ciara for a girlfriend, hopes that this situation (and PR nightmare) would be brushed under the carpet forever, never to be remembered again. But for some strange reason, I always remember it. Now, please do not get me wrong; in no way do I condone sexual assault, especially on a minor, but I cannot help but be struck with the irony of the situation. So, next time you see Bow Wow objectifying women as mere sex objects, realize just how ironic this world really is.

    •“Pee Wee’s Big Adventure” is perhaps the best movie ever made by man. And, of course, that man was the up-and-coming Tim Burton. I remember watching this childhood fave for hours on end, numerous times a month. My haunting fear of clowns stemmed from this film, and no one can deny how amazing Pee Wee’s bike was. If you haven’t seen it, or want to refresh your memory of its greatness, definitely check out “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.” And that’s an order.

    •The Key-tar is the funniest yet most awesome instrument ever invented; well, next to the ever-so-functional cowbell, of course.

    •Bob Saget is God. Google him; I bet you’ll agree.

    •Warning: Mydeathspace.com will consume a majority of precious homework time, as well as causing one to space out until the wee hours of the morning.

    •The top 3 albums ever are Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon,” Blind Melon’s “Soup” and The Mars Volta’s “Deloused in the Comatorium.” If you disagree, obtain a column in a student newspaper and print your rebuttal. Otherwise, I remain correct.

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    Re: The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    Quote Originally Posted by mydeathspace
    [size=18px]There, I said it[/size]
    •Warning: Mydeathspace.com will consume a majority of precious homework time, as well as causing one to space out until the wee hours of the morning.
    HAHA! Ain't that the truth!!

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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    This writer is pretty funny. However, DDR is fantastic. I won't go showing off my stomping skills, but it's a good little work out.

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    I fucking love DDR. It is the best sex I have ever had! Oh wait...Ummm dance right...hehe...Pluas this place conssumes my fucking life...assholes...
    <br />The Angel within

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    Re: The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    Quote Originally Posted by mydeathspace
    [size=18px]There, I said it[/size]
    •Warning: Mydeathspace.com will consume a majority of precious homework time, as well as causing one to space out until the wee hours of the morning.
    The story of my life...

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    I haven't had a life since I found MDS.....I haven't taken a dump since I found MDS.... I haven't even killed anyone since finding MDS....this is bad
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    I dont work anymore...yay!
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    I don't brush my teeth anymore
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    thats gross...
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    YOUR MOMS GROSS!
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    pretty much...
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    DUH
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    you should add me on my space and leave me stupid messages...I love comments...
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST SLUT!
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    Yay! My MDS friends are on my top eight and now so are you!
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    SKEET!!
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    lol
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    CHECK YO COMMENTS!
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    hehehe you want me...*sigh*
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    HOW CAN YOU TELL
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    Um..I will admit it..I have missed school because of MDS a few times. :blush:
    I&#039;d love to ruin your life.<br />

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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    Cause I make you skeet! Hehe
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    The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    Quote Originally Posted by badkittie2021
    Cause I make you skeet! Hehe
    Ahh skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

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    heheh...till the sweat drips from my balls...and all them bitches crawl...
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    Re: The DePaulia - There, I said it 6/1/06

    again, i am browsing once more and i would like to add my family is pissed ive spent so much time here in the past week cause of our move. they better not take my internet away! ill die.

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