Rum Barrel Reveals Human Body Post Consumption
As reported by the official weekly magazine of the Hungarian police force, laborers in Budapest found what they believed to be 80 gallons of high quality Jamaican rum during a recent house renovation. Encouraged by its "special" flavor the delighted consumers even went so far as to take bottles home, perhaps to share the bounty with family and friends.
When the rum ran dry the intrepid laborers attempted to remove the barrel only to find that it weighed much more than anticipated. In what can only be described as a stroke of genius, the lid was removed revealing well preserved remains, human, male, and nude.
Upon investigation by the Hungarian Police Force, authorities ascertained that the body had been smuggled into the country in an attempt to contravene the paperwork and expense of officially returning the body from overseas nearly 20 years prior to it's discovery.
No arrests are anticipated since the wife of the deceased had expired prior to decanting of the body that contributed so much to that well appreciated "special taste".
me think i won't be drinking rum for awhile i'll stick to my cosmos...ewwww
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