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    [quote author=Wick link=topic=9833.msg528323#msg528323 date=1189053738]
    Check this one out. :lol: 15!!! Looks like a man baby!!!!


    [/quote]

    :lol:

    I'd hit it!
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    [quote author=natashastar link=topic=9833.msg528297#msg528297 date=1189053108]
    holy fuck.
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    No shit. Is this for real?

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    [quote author=tmars78 link=topic=9833.msg528316#msg528316 date=1189053575]
    Ron, I wonder where these people live??

    "Thank God for your site!  Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

    —Mrs. Addrien L.
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    [quote author=Mr. Formaldehyde link=topic=9833.msg528320#msg528320 date=1189053666]
    Ron won't understand that part.  :lol: :lol:
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    An acre? Is that like a female mule or something?
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    I need a Vampire bride. I call dibs on the goth!

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    [quote author=Wick link=topic=9833.msg528317#msg528317 date=1189053588]
    It's not. Just look at the pics. They look too old and are all perfect shots.

    EDIT: I should say most look too old for their age.

    [/quote]

    Yeah I agree. But with a blow dryer and a bag of make up any 15 year old can look older.

    On a side note:
    Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn......isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet!
    O RLY?! 

    I swear I was a man once.  :lol:

    [quote author=vaga link=topic=9833.msg528321#msg528321 date=1189053683]
    Each entry seems like it's written by the same person, this is leading me to believe it's false... I dare someone to summit a "daughter" .......
    http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id= 16&Itemid=9


    [/quote]

    :lol: haven't read the testimonials yet
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    [quote author=democrat1960 link=topic=9833.msg528327#msg528327 date=1189053871]
    No shit. Is this for real?
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    Nevermind.

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    [quote author=Wick link=topic=9833.msg528323#msg528323 date=1189053738]
    Check this one out. :lol: 15!!! Looks like a man baby!!!!


    [/quote]

    i think that they're just trying to marry off her nose. &nbsp;


    its extra for the rest of her...

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    I feel that the &quot;about our daughter&quot; is edited and rewritten by the people that run the site.&nbsp; It's sick as hell, but I actually believe it could be real.

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    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=9833.msg528328#msg528328 date=1189053899]
    An acre? Is that like a female mule or something?
    [/quote]

    geez, it's not like acres are some kind of foreign measurement.&nbsp; :lol:

    it's a pretty typical measurement for land. at least around the south.&nbsp; :roll:
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    Nice rules.

    To propose to the daughter of your choice, please first read through our dos and don’ts and then fill out the form below for our review. Any form that violates our policies as outlined in the dos and don’ts will be rejected. We have numerous proposals to go through and then the familiy needs to decide, so please allow 6-8 weeks for a final response. If a Daughter chooses someone else in the meantime, you will be notified.

    DOs:

    Be romantic! This is a marriage proposal, not a business transaction
    Explain why you have chosen this particular daughter to marry out of all the others
    Detail what you are looking for in a wife – what you expect out of a life-partner, the qualities that are important to you.
    Describe what kind of life you would be able to provide for a wife

    DON’Ts:

    Do not be sexual or sexually explicit in any way.
    Do not describe the Daughter’s body other than to say things like “pretty” or “beautiful smile.”
    Do not specify contact info – we will provide your form to your prospective bride’s family and it is up to them to contact you either through us or directly. It is fine to write in general terms such as “northeast” or “southwest.”
    Do not specify your age, except in a range such as “20s, 30s, 40s, 50s” etc.
    Do not specify your income save as above in terms of what you would be able to provide
    Do not include or attach a photo (you can’t anyway) – the Daughter may ask you for a photo or not, at her discretion.
    Don’t include your full name.
    Do not propose to multiple Daughters or all your proposals will be rejected.

    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    “My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy.&nbsp; Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills.&nbsp; I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!&quot;

    —Nancy A.




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    I say it's fake. &nbsp;Funny, but fake, like Cheaters.

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    This is my favorite part

    http://www.biblegateway.com/keyword/?search=Bride%20Price&amp;version1=31&amp;searchty pe=all
    Click HERE for what the Bible says on Bride Price.&nbsp;


    All these quotes also mention virgins&nbsp; :roll:
    [quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.

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    [quote author=deliberate_misuse link=topic=9833.msg528339#msg528339 date=1189054148]
    I say it's fake. &nbsp;Funny, but fake, like Cheaters.
    [/quote]


    I'm not so sure it's fake.&nbsp; It's run by fundamentalist Christians so anything (and everything) is possible.&nbsp; :lol:

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    Are these people for real? Are they really whoring their daughters out for big cash? &nbsp;

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    [quote author=MorbidlyLovely link=topic=9833.msg528342#msg528342 date=1189054258]

    I'm not so sure it's fake.&nbsp; It's run by fundamentalist Christians so anything (and everything) is possible.&nbsp; &nbsp;:lol:
    [/quote]

    Good point. We'll see if I get a response for my proposal.
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    [quote author=Wick link=topic=9833.msg528337#msg528337 date=1189054100]
    DON’Ts:

    Do not be sexual or sexually explicit in any way.
    Do not describe the Daughter’s body other than to say things like “pretty” or “beautiful smile.”
    Do not specify contact info – we will provide your form to your prospective bride’s family and it is up to them to contact you either through us or directly. It is fine to write in general terms such as “northeast” or “southwest.”
    Do not specify your age, except in a range such as “20s, 30s, 40s, 50s” etc.
    Do not specify your income save as above in terms of what you would be able to provide
    Do not include or attach a photo (you can’t anyway) – the Daughter may ask you for a photo or not, at her discretion.
    Don’t include your full name.
    Do not propose to multiple Daughters or all your proposals will be rejected.[/i]
    [/quote]

    geez, I guess the daughters choose between a bunch of people with bags over their faces.&nbsp; :lol:
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    [quote author=MorbidlyLovely link=topic=9833.msg528338#msg528338 date=1189054135]
    “My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy.&nbsp; Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills.&nbsp; I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!&quot;

    —Nancy A.




    [/quote]

    OMG!!!!!!1 I wanna write a testimonial hahahaha

    Dear Marryourdaughter,

    Thank you for marrying me. some fool paid $90,000 for me and now my family doesnt live in a tent anymore. &nbsp;They have actual toilet and my little sister has a pony!!! and the coolest part is that my new husband sticks his penis in my mouth every night, he loves me so much. &nbsp;its great being 15!!!!!

    YIPPEEE

    :lol: ok i have to do work damnit!!!!

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    I'm glad my parents didn't know about this site when I was 16 because I would have been farmed out for sure.

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    [quote author=Olivia link=topic=9833.msg528349#msg528349 date=1189054435]
    I'm glad my parents didn't know about this site when I was 16 because I would have been farmed out for sure.
    [/quote]

    [s]will you marry me?[/s]

    whoops, got caught up in the moment.&nbsp; :oops:
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    [quote author=CrAzY JaY link=topic=9833.msg528348#msg528348 date=1189054412]
    OMG!!!!!!1 I wanna write a testimonial hahahaha

    Dear Marryourdaughter,

    Thank you for marrying me. some fool paid $90,000 for me and now my family doesnt live in a tent anymore.&nbsp; They have actual toilet and my little sister has a pony!!! and the coolest part is that my new husband sticks his penis in my mouth every night, he loves me so much.&nbsp; its great being 15!!!!!

    YIPPEEE

    :lol: ok i have to do work damnit!!!!
    [/quote]

    LOL!!!!
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    [quote author=Mr. Formaldehyde link=topic=9833.msg528336#msg528336 date=1189054041]
    geez, it's not like acres are some kind of foreign measurement.&nbsp; :lol:

    it's a pretty typical measurement for land. at least around the south.&nbsp; :roll:
    [/quote]
    I guess I can describe it like a kilometer, or a kilogram. You have heard of it, but you don't know what it is exactly.

    I mean, you know about apartments, and square feet/footage. No one uses acreage to describe the house on the land, right?
    Well in NY, you're only getting the house. Not massive land!

    I still can't believe that people have football fields in their backyard. I guess it's like the cornfields in Smallville, right? :-D

    [quote author=CrAzY JaY link=topic=9833.msg528348#msg528348 date=1189054412]
    OMG!!!!!!1 I wanna write a testimonial hahahaha

    Dear Marryourdaughter,

    Thank you for marrying me. some fool paid $90,000 for me and now my family doesnt live in a tent anymore.&nbsp; They have actual toilet and my little sister has a pony!!! and the coolest part is that my new husband sticks his penis in my mouth every night, he loves me so much.&nbsp; its great being 15!!!!!

    YIPPEEE

    :lol: ok i have to do work damnit!!!!
    [/quote]

    You're lucky this site isn't HUGE! :lol:
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    [quote author=Wick link=topic=9833.msg528345#msg528345 date=1189054372]
    Good point. We'll see if I get a response for my proposal.
    [/quote]

    Make sure you only submit ONE proposal, Wick...



    To propose to one of Our Daughters, just click on Propose on her listing and you will be directed to our proposal form.&nbsp; Please do not propose to multiple Daughters or you risk having all your proposals disqualified.


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    Did you all notice the metatags? &nbsp;I found this thread about the site - &nbsp;http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?p=311798

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    Domain was created less then 2 months ago - very successful for such a short period if you believe the testimonials!

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