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    Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.

    Those who wish to list their Daughters with our site should click on SIGN UP OUR DAUGHTER on our main page for a form to fill out.

    Those who wish to propose to a specific Daughter should click on the PROPOSE button on the Daughter’s INFO CARD.

    http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

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    Yes an 18 year old!!!!!!!!





    A city girl born and bred Alyssa wants to travel the world and she wants to do it on the arm of her husband.  She has had two long-term boyfriends but is tired of the whole dating thing and is ready to commit herself to her husband’s happiness and satisfaction.
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    Kristin J.
    Age: 16,
    Location: South

    Bride Price:
    $49,995 Kristin has a wild streak.  She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to.  We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer.  She’s a bit fiery but worth it.

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    a.k.a shes a whore!!! hahaha

    AAAHAHAH this is my new favorite website hahahaha no way!!!!
    16 yrs old??? i would fucking beat the crap out of my parents!!

    she's expensive because she's experienced !! hahaha
    oh man, i cant stop laughing.

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    There is no way in hell the 1st one on page 2 is worth 100k

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    there is a Katelyn F.

    match made in heaven. 
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    errrr...you got a towel?
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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    holy fuck.

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    [quote author=Wick link=topic=9833.msg528290#msg528290 date=1189052776]
    Yes an 18 year old!!!!!!!!





    A city girl born and bred Alyssa wants to travel the world and she wants to do it on the arm of her husband.  She has had two long-term boyfriends but is tired of the whole dating thing and is ready to commit herself to her husband’s happiness and satisfaction.
    [/quote]

    She looks wholesome enough for me to corrupt. 

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    [quote author=CrAzY JaY link=topic=9833.msg528291#msg528291 date=1189052979]
    Kristin J.
    Age: 16,
    Location: South

    Bride Price:
    $49,995 Kristin has a wild streak.  She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to.  We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer.  She’s a bit fiery but worth it.

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    a.k.a shes a whore!!! hahaha

    AAAHAHAH this is my new favorite website hahahaha no way!!!!
    16 yrs old??? i would fucking beat the crap out of my parents!!

    she's expensive because she's experienced !! hahaha
    oh man, i cant stop laughing.
    [/quote]

    hell I'd make sure I got a receipt and made sure there was a return policy. For $50k she better be a pro.
    something new will be here shortly

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    Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    errrr...you got a towel?
    Quote Originally Posted by Natasha_XO
    no, I got a face though.

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    I'm proposing to the 18 year old now. :lol:

    I need a maid.
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    Cheyenne B.
    Age: 16,
    Location: Northwest

    Bride Price:
    $5,995 We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.



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    a.k.a : you need to be STRONG because she WILL try to run away, someone with iron shackles preferred.

    she's had trouble with "unchristian" desires.. hmmm... what could THOSE be... praying in the morning instead of at night maybe? chewing gum in church??

    :lol:...
    GOD, i have WORK to do!!!! i cant be here all night!!

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    I am reading through the FAQs right now.
    I'm about to click on 'Testimonials'. I have a feeling I'm gonna regret it.  :2sad:
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    [quote author=tmars78 link=topic=9833.msg528300#msg528300 date=1189053196]
    She looks wholesome enough for me to corrupt. 
    [/quote]

    you'd manage to corrupt her anyway. 
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Formaldehyde
    errrr...you got a towel?
    Quote Originally Posted by Natasha_XO
    no, I got a face though.

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    [quote author=Wick link=topic=9833.msg528303#msg528303 date=1189053276]
    I'm proposing to the 18 year old now. :lol:

    I need a maid.
    [/quote]

    I proposed to six of them. I'm waiting to see what happens. 
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Formaldehyde
    errrr...you got a towel?
    Quote Originally Posted by Natasha_XO
    no, I got a face though.

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    Sandy B.
    Age: 15



    15 my ass!!!  :lol:
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    errrr...you got a towel?
    Quote Originally Posted by Natasha_XO
    no, I got a face though.

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    [quote author=Mr. Formaldehyde link=topic=9833.msg528307#msg528307 date=1189053309]
    you'd manage to corrupt her anyway. 
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    More than likely.

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    I refuse to believe this shit is real!!!!!!  :2huh:

    I mean 14 yr olds being sold away to strangers over the internet by their parents?

    Kimberly H.
    Age: 15,
    Location: South

    Bride Price:
    $20,995 Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now.  She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that. Image
      Plz DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    <br /><br /><br />&quot;We&#39;re all fucked. It helps to remember that.&quot;<br />- George Carlin

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=9833.msg528306#msg528306 date=1189053306]
    I am reading through the FAQs right now.
    I'm about to click on 'Testimonials'. I have a feeling I'm gonna regret it.&nbsp; :2sad:
    [/quote]

    Ron, I wonder where these people live??

    &quot;Thank God for your site!&nbsp; Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres.&quot;

    —Mrs. Addrien L.

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    [quote author=DreamRai link=topic=9833.msg528314#msg528314 date=1189053470]
    I refuse to believe this shit is real!!!!!!&nbsp; :2huh:

    I mean 14 yr olds being sold away to strangers over the internet by their parents?

    &nbsp; Plz DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [/quote]

    It's not. Just look at the pics. They look too old and are all perfect shots.

    EDIT: I should say most look too old for their age.
    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    Marissa J.
    Age: 16,
    Location: South

    Bride Price:
    $79,995 Marissa likes to put on airs and thinks she’s better than all of us here and who knows maybe she’s right. &nbsp;She’s looking for a smart, sophisticated man who knows “art” and “culture” and “style” and who can understand her better than we can.
    [img]http://www.marryourdaughter.com/images/stories/daughters/1449948.jpg{/img]
    __________________________________________________ ___________

    gee, you think these parents are aching to RID themselves of their daughter... this ad is basically saying
    our daughter is a complete bitch, she's into artsie fartsie shit that we cant stand, please for the love of God, take her off our hands because we cant take her shit much longer...
    P.S. please give us $79,995 but we're will just to take 2 goats and a wicker rocking chair.

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    [quote author=tmars78 link=topic=9833.msg528316#msg528316 date=1189053575]
    Ron, I wonder where these people live??

    &quot;Thank God for your site!&nbsp; Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres.&quot;

    —Mrs. Addrien L.
    [/quote]

    Ron won't understand that part.&nbsp; :lol: :lol:
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    errrr...you got a towel?
    Quote Originally Posted by Natasha_XO
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    [quote author=DreamRai link=topic=9833.msg528314#msg528314 date=1189053470]
    I refuse to believe this shit is real!!!!!!&nbsp; :2huh:

    I mean 14 yr olds being sold away to strangers over the internet by their parents?

    &nbsp; Plz DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [/quote]

    Each entry seems like it's written by the same person, this is leading me to believe it's false... I dare someone to summit a &quot;daughter&quot; .......
    http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id= 16&amp;Itemid=9

    [quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.

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    Re: Marry Our Daughter

    I love the testimonials, they are the best part.&nbsp; &nbsp;:lol: :lol:

    &quot;At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves.&nbsp; Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!&quot;

    —Mr. Jack M.

    “Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi!&nbsp; We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!&quot;

    —Mrs. James P.

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    [quote author=Mr. Formaldehyde link=topic=9833.msg528312#msg528312 date=1189053425]
    Sandy B.
    Age: 15



    15 my ass!!!&nbsp; :lol:
    [/quote]

    Check this one out. :lol: 15!!! Looks like a man baby!!!!

    And affirmative action is a very nice term for racial discrimination against better-qualified white people in jobs, employment, promotions and scholarships, and college admittance.

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    [quote author=Wick link=topic=9833.msg528317#msg528317 date=1189053588]
    It's not. Just look at the pics. They look too old and are all perfect shots.

    EDIT: I should say most look too old for their age.
    [/quote]

    yeah, especially this one...

    [quote author=Mr. Formaldehyde link=topic=9833.msg528312#msg528312 date=1189053425]
    Sandy B.
    Age: 15



    15 my ass!!!&nbsp; :lol:
    [/quote]

    15? maybe 15 years ago.&nbsp; :lol:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Natasha_XO
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