Bears eat man at beer festival

[bluegirl0914]

BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/08/20/bear.death.reut/index.html

[turtleande]

At least the beer was OK. 

[andyniz]

I heard Serb taste like chicken

[bluegirl0914]

He got into the cage, and took his own clothes off.

I can't help but wonder, just what he thought he was going to do with Masha and Misha.

[Hellbettie]

I echo the sentiments of the beer being ok....

wonder who took his beer?  :lol:

[Mr. Formaldehyde]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=9474.msg506068#msg506068 date=1187636061]
He got into the cage, and took his own cloths off.

I can't help but wonder, just what he thought he was going to do with Masha and Misha.
[/quote]

too poor to make those into clothes? 

[bluegirl0914]

[quote author=Mr. Formaldehyde link=topic=9474.msg506070#msg506070 date=1187636131]
too poor to make those into clothes? 
[/quote]

I fixed it, just for you. 

I'm at work, to time to look over what I type. 

[Mr. Formaldehyde]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=9474.msg506073#msg506073 date=1187636248]
I fixed it, just for you. 

I'm at work, to time to look over what I type. 
[/quote]

you did that one on purpose! 

[bluegirl0914]

[quote author=Mr. Formaldehyde link=topic=9474.msg506075#msg506075 date=1187636322]
you did that one on purpose! 
[/quote]

oh come now,  i woodnt do that

[MAVEN]

did the bear wash him down with a beer?  this is the nuttiest story i've read in awhile.

[bluegirl0914]

[quote author=MAVEN link=topic=9474.msg506077#msg506077 date=1187636435]
did the bear wash him down with a beer?  this is the nuttiest story i've read in awhile.
[/quote]

  :lol:

[turtleande]

[quote author=MAVEN link=topic=9474.msg506077#msg506077 date=1187636435]
did the bear wash him down with a beer?  this is the nuttiest story i've read in awhile.
[/quote]

GLUB-GLUB-GLUB

[bowieluva]

Hey, the sign said BEER festival, not BEAR festival.

[wheresthebeef]

[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=9474.msg506583#msg506583 date=1187652088]
Hey, the sign said BEER festival, not BEAR festival.
[/quote]

Thats what I was thinking. Bears need some reading lessons.

[FemmeFatality]

Why would they hold a beer festival in the zoo?  Why was he naked in the beer cage?  Wonder if he was white meat or dark meat.  So many questions.

[Monter]

[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=9474.msg506619#msg506619 date=1187653886]
Why would they hold a beer festival in the zoo?  Why was he naked in the beer cage?  Wonder if he was white meat or dark meat.  So many questions.
[/quote]

yeah ......like why they needed a cage for beer.... :lol: :lol:

[FemmeFatality]

[quote author=cookiemonter link=topic=9474.msg506622#msg506622 date=1187653992]
yeah ......like why they needed a cage for beer.... :lol: :lol:
[/quote] :lol: :lol:

[bluegirl0914]

I just read another article that makes a little more sense.  There's a restaurant above the bear cage - the cage has no roof.

He may have fallen over a wall and into the cage. 
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/08/19/europe/EU-GEN-Serbia-Body-in-Zoo.php






wait, that still doesn't make sense - he was naked and his clothes were in the cage with him. 

[bowieluva]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=9474.msg506652#msg506652 date=1187655635]
I just read another article that makes a little more sense.   There's a restaurant above the bear cage - the cage has no roof.

He may have fallen over a wall and into the cage. 
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/08/19/europe/EU-GEN-Serbia-Body-in-Zoo.php






wait, that still doesn't make sense - he was naked and his clothes were in the cage with him.   


[/quote]

Well, let's assume, you know, he was drunk.  Maybe he thought they were sexy lady bears.

[bluegirl0914]

[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=9474.msg506654#msg506654 date=1187655773]
Well, let's assume, you know, he was drunk.  Maybe he thought they were sexy lady bears.
[/quote]

maybe they were wearing little tutu's like circus bears.  If a man's drunk enough....

[bowieluva]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=9474.msg506660#msg506660 date=1187656195]
maybe they were wearing little tutu's like circus bears.  If a man's drunk enough....


[/quote]
There's a joke in here about Serbian women that we're all tip toeing around.

[sarabei]

I say the bears phoned out for delivery.

[leapfreak]

[quote author=bluegirl0914 link=topic=9474.msg506652#msg506652 date=1187655635]
I just read another article that makes a little more sense.  There's a restaurant above the bear cage - the cage has no roof.

He may have fallen over a wall and into the cage. 
http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/08/19/europe/EU-GEN-Serbia-Body-in-Zoo.php






wait, that still doesn't make sense - he was naked and his clothes were in the cage with him. 


[/quote]

So this place has a bear cage with no roof beneath a restaurant?  That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen!

[abbykatesmom]

OH Dear!  or OHHH Deer!

[bowieluva]

[quote author=leapfreak link=topic=9474.msg511958#msg511958 date=1187902177]
So this place has a bear cage with no roof beneath a restaurant?  That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen!
[/quote]
Nah, it's not America, land of lawsuits.