[glow=red,2,300]so she could keep it as a "souvenir." Bonus: she wrapped in in foil and kept it next to a jar of gherkins.[/glow]
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006420225,00.html
[glow=red,2,300]so she could keep it as a "souvenir." Bonus: she wrapped in in foil and kept it next to a jar of gherkins.[/glow]
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006420225,00.html
HAHAHA
Thats a shame. Who knows what people are thinking when a loved one dies.
but a PENIS!!?!
Everyones a little racist
I'd be honored if my wife wanted to keep my penis for memorabilia.......plus all you gals shouldn't be surprised, because when you get a divorce you end up with his ball's anyway....
when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
So, mutilating corpses seem to be the "in" thing to do these days.
ew..she was like 68 yrs old...
nasty old granny..
i'd be so embarrassed if that was my grandma hahahah
"hey whats that on ur grandmas dresser?"
"its my granddad's penis"
ughhh...
bella<br /><br />
when she dies, who gets the penis?
when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
what was she gonna do with it after it was pickled?
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what was she gonna do with it after it was pickled?
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pickled penis anyone?
when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
She kept it next to the gherkins...what if she mixed them up one day.Â* Want pickled penis with your sandwich, hun?
We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
a pickled penis sandwich? to bad loriana bobbitt wasted it i think she just through it in the field
[quote author=~:CIA:~ link=topic=1385.msg47035#msg47035 date=1158081689]
a pickled penis sandwich? to bad loriana bobbitt wasted it i think she just through it in the field
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she threw it out the car window, and it hit the car windshield behind her.....the person driving that car said to his passenger...."did you see the dick on that fuckin fly"
when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
lol good one
[quote author=~:CIA:~ link=topic=1385.msg47035#msg47035 date=1158081689]
a pickled penis sandwich? to bad loriana bobbitt wasted it i think she just through it in the field
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John Bobbitt worked in one of our local whorehouses a while back heh
*As a bartender I believe...not positive though.
Eh, no.
um isn't the sun like the UK's version of the national enquirer? I don't believe it really happened.
[quote author=NJMIKE link=topic=1385.msg47019#msg47019 date=1158081152]
when she dies, who gets the penis?
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Don't know, but we could use her saggy breasts as marbles bags for her grand children, and make the nipple some sort of dispenser, you just have to squeeze.
id take my boyfriends penis and freeze it so i can feel him whenever i get lonely.
i'd worry bout frost bite unless u defrost it in the microwave every time
i want it hard just like the old times.
[quote author=[Pandora] link=topic=1385.msg47239#msg47239 date=1158098067]
id take my boyfriends penis and freeze it so i can feel him whenever i get lonely.Â*
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you would have a dicksicle
when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ya if u put a stick in it :-D
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ya if u put a stick in it :-D
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hey it's chopped off you can do with it what you want :lol:
when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
i dont wanna know
she shouldve gotten that clone a willy thing offline. I saw it the otherday...I dont know what I would do if my husband died young. I really dont think Id chop his penis off though. I may use that clone a willy thing though..hmm. haha.
She's a little wacko, but did they really gotta arrest her for that? If he was living it'd be one thing, but what was he going to do with it dead anyway?
seriously. I agree.
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