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    Wife chops off dead husband's penis in hospital

    [glow=red,2,300]so she could keep it as a "souvenir." Bonus: she wrapped in in foil and kept it next to a jar of gherkins.[/glow]

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006420225,00.html

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    HAHAHA

    Thats a shame. Who knows what people are thinking when a loved one dies.

    but a PENIS!!?!
    Everyones a little racist

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    I'd be honored if my wife wanted to keep my penis for memorabilia.......plus all you gals shouldn't be surprised,  because when you get a divorce you end up with his ball's anyway....

    when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON&#039;T GIVE A SHIT

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    Re: Wife chops off dead husband's penis in hospital

    So, mutilating corpses seem to be the &quot;in&quot; thing to do these days.

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    ew..she was like 68 yrs old...

    nasty old granny..

    i'd be so embarrassed if that was my grandma hahahah

    &quot;hey whats that on ur grandmas dresser?&quot;
    &quot;its my granddad's penis&quot;


    ughhh...
    bella<br /><br />

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    when she dies, who gets the penis?
    when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON&#039;T GIVE A SHIT

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    Re: Wife chops off dead husband's penis in hospital

    what was she gonna do with it after it was pickled?

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    [quote author=~:CIA:~ link=topic=1385.msg47025#msg47025 date=1158081328]
    what was she gonna do with it after it was pickled?
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    pickled penis anyone?
    when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON&#039;T GIVE A SHIT

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    She kept it next to the gherkins...what if she mixed them up one day.Â* Want pickled penis with your sandwich, hun?
    We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.

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    a pickled penis sandwich? to bad loriana bobbitt wasted it i think she just through it in the field

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    [quote author=~:CIA:~ link=topic=1385.msg47035#msg47035 date=1158081689]
    a pickled penis sandwich? to bad loriana bobbitt wasted it i think she just through it in the field
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    she threw it out the car window, and it hit the car windshield behind her.....the person driving that car said to his passenger....&quot;did you see the dick on that fuckin fly&quot;
    when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON&#039;T GIVE A SHIT

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    lol good one

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    [quote author=~:CIA:~ link=topic=1385.msg47035#msg47035 date=1158081689]
    a pickled penis sandwich? to bad loriana bobbitt wasted it i think she just through it in the field
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    John Bobbitt worked in one of our local whorehouses a while back heh

    *As a bartender I believe...not positive though.
    Eh, no.

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    Re: Wife chops off dead husband's penis in hospital

    um isn't the sun like the UK's version of the national enquirer?&nbsp; I don't believe it really happened.&nbsp;


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    [quote author=NJMIKE link=topic=1385.msg47019#msg47019 date=1158081152]
    when she dies, who gets the penis?
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    Don't know, but we could use her saggy breasts as marbles bags for her grand children, and make the nipple some sort of dispenser, you just have to squeeze.

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    Re: Wife chops off dead husband's penis in hospital

    id take my boyfriends penis and freeze it so i can feel him whenever i get lonely.&nbsp;

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    Re: Wife chops off dead husband's penis in hospital

    i'd worry bout frost bite unless u defrost it in the microwave every time

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    Re: Wife chops off dead husband's penis in hospital

    i want it hard just like the old times.&nbsp;

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    [quote author=[Pandora] link=topic=1385.msg47239#msg47239 date=1158098067]
    id take my boyfriends penis and freeze it so i can feel him whenever i get lonely.Â*
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    you would have a dicksicle
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    Re: Wife chops off dead husband's penis in hospital

    ya if u put a stick in it :-D

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    [quote author=~:CIA:~ link=topic=1385.msg47324#msg47324 date=1158103314]
    ya if u put a stick in it :-D
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    hey it's chopped off you can do with it what you want :lol:
    when things go wrong and you know they will, <br />and your daily rode seems all up hill.<br />and when your sad and blue and want to quit<br />remember one thing I DON&#039;T GIVE A SHIT

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    Re: Wife chops off dead husband's penis in hospital

    i dont wanna know

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    she shouldve gotten that clone a willy thing offline. I saw it the otherday...I dont know what I would do if my husband died young. I really dont think Id chop his penis off though. I may use that clone a willy thing though..hmm. haha.

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    She's a little wacko, but did they really gotta arrest her for that?&nbsp; If he was living it'd be one thing, but what was he going to do with it dead anyway?

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    seriously. I agree.

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