s. You would like to think that the world is out to get you, but its only out to get you if you want it to be. So you're a masochist i don't believe that anyone here has a problem with that, but i think that you need to re-evaluate your ideas about webservice, and maybe do some research about what your talking about. Try to keep your ass shut and let your mouth do the talking instead next time.
And just to add in the only cost for a funeral as far as the "church" is concerned is for the cost of the minister, and the organist. There is no rental fee for the building or anything else. If the person who passed was a member of the congregation the minister, and organist will not charge. If you look at the church costs for a wedding it is much different. The minster charges a much larger sum along with the organist, and the church charges a fee for renting the building, and for the amount of time that will be used to perform the wedding. Also there is the charge for other things such as a soloist, and maybe the occasional extra instrumentalist. In a funeral these things are at no extra cost, once agian to minimize the grief put onto the bereived.