So today my roommate and I got a handwritten letter in the mail: (all spelling errors are accurate)
Dear Sir/Madam,
My name is Leo Steijn and I life in the Netherlands. I have read about the Universe Society Church. And I realize me now how important it is to make a study about the teachings of wisdom by Hal Wilcox! Unfortunately I don't have the contact address of Holland of the Universe Society Church. How do I now to make study of the teachings by Hal Wilcox? May I please present you a request? Is it please possible for you as far as that goes to help me in someway or other to this problem? I can read English but I prefer Dutch, second German. I see forward to your answer! Thank you in advance.
Cinserely,
Leo Steijn
I smell a pen pal! I think my roommate and I have to create the Universe Society Church. Perhaps we can become incredibly popular in the Netherlands, like the Hoff is in Germany!!!
we think the infamous Hal Wilcox is one of the weirdoes in this apartment. I'm excited.