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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    you guys are sick!!!
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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    I could fit 2 5yr olds on my gas grill though.

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=tmars78 link=topic=8858.msg467510#msg467510 date=1184988787]
    Maybe a newborn. 
    [/quote]

    A preemie definitely.

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    if you cut over the pot juices would stay in...

    newborns are tender... 

    I can't believe I participated in baby cooking jokes.....

    I am going to hell.

    I blame bella.




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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    Jokes are always ok imo.  The act, not so much.

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=8858.msg467517#msg467517 date=1184988905]
    if you cut over the pot juices would stay in...

    newborns are tender...   

    I can't believe I participated in baby cooking jokes.....

    I am going to hell.

    I blame bella.




    [/quote]

    Yeah, okay, always blame the Asian.

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=8858.msg467516#msg467516 date=1184988863]
    A preemie definitely.
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    Which one should we pick, maybe one that hasn't posted yet??

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=8858.msg467520#msg467520 date=1184988995]
    Yeah, okay, always blame the Asian.
    [/quote]



    Well when it comes to eating babies. 

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=tmars78 link=topic=8858.msg467521#msg467521 date=1184989018]
    Which one should we pick, maybe one that hasn't posted yet??
    [/quote]


    hahahahahaha  buds  buddy chrisburp or some thing....


    [quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=8858.msg467523#msg467523 date=1184989038]


    Well when it comes to eating babies. 
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    :-o :-o  an rascist

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=tmars78 link=topic=8858.msg467521#msg467521 date=1184989018]
    Which one should we pick, maybe one that hasn't posted yet??
    [/quote]

    Hahhaha. CHRISBURP - weirdo.  Baby back riiiiiiiiibs and bbq sauce.

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=8858.msg467526#msg467526 date=1184989112]
    Hahhaha. CHRISBURP - weirdo.  Baby back riiiiiiiiibs and bbq sauce.
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    phew i beat you THIS time

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=8858.msg467525#msg467525 date=1184989101]

    hahahahahaha  buds  buddy chrisburp or some thing....



    :-o :-o  an rascist
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    lol don't make me post the infamous pics.

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=8858.msg467528#msg467528 date=1184989154]
    phew i beat you THIS time
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    You're in the fryer next, baby.

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    "The Montgomery County coroner came to the conclusion that the injuries sustained by this baby could have only been caused by being placed into a microwave oven and having that oven turned on and cooked the baby to death," Montgomery Country Prosecutor Mathias Heck Jr said at a news conference.

    Heck said Arnold would be subject to the death penalty if convicted because the victim was a child.

    Rion has said Arnold had nothing to do with her daughter's death and was stunned when she was told a microwave might have been involved. He said she plans to plead not guilty.

    "China has the moral courage and the confidence in her God that the truth will come out in this case," Rion said.

    I wonder if her God has a cookbook.

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    Believe it or not, there is 12 preemies that haven't posted. 

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=8858.msg467529#msg467529 date=1184989184]
    lol don't make me post the infamous pics.
    [/quote]

      oh doooon't doooo it  :angel3:


    [quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=8858.msg467534#msg467534 date=1184989275]
    You're in the fryer next, baby.
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    gay baby... it needs to be a flannel fryer

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=WooFrigginHoo link=topic=8858.msg467536#msg467536 date=1184989302]
    "The Montgomery County coroner came to the conclusion that the injuries sustained by this baby could have only been caused by being placed into a microwave oven and having that oven turned on and cooked the baby to death," Montgomery Country Prosecutor Mathias Heck Jr said at a news conference.

    Heck said Arnold would be subject to the death penalty if convicted because the victim was a child.

    Rion has said Arnold had nothing to do with her daughter's death and was stunned when she was told a microwave might have been involved. He said she plans to plead not guilty.

    "China has the moral courage and the confidence in her God that the truth will come out in this case," Rion said.

    I wonder if her God has a cookbook.
    [/quote]

    Did she mistake the baby for Cheez Whiz or something?!  I just don't get it :lol:

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=WooFrigginHoo link=topic=8858.msg467536#msg467536 date=1184989302]
    "The Montgomery County coroner came to the conclusion that the injuries sustained by this baby could have only been caused by being placed into a microwave oven and having that oven turned on and cooked the baby to death," Montgomery Country Prosecutor Mathias Heck Jr said at a news conference.

    Heck said Arnold would be subject to the death penalty if convicted because the victim was a child.

    Rion has said Arnold had nothing to do with her daughter's death and was stunned when she was told a microwave might have been involved. He said she plans to plead not guilty.

    "China has the moral courage and the confidence in her God that the truth will come out in this case," Rion said.

    I wonder if her God has a cookbook.
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    My friend used to have a book called 'Micorwaveable Meats'.  Perhaps she can loan it to God.

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8858.msg467542#msg467542 date=1184989535]
    My friend used to have a book called 'Micorwaveable Meats'.  Perhaps she can loan it to God.
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    this reminds of the twilights zone episode where at the end the scientist yells... "it's a cookbook"

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=8858.msg467539#msg467539 date=1184989369]
      oh doooon't doooo it  :angel3:



    [/quote]


    So drunk, can't read.  That says do it, right?






    Don't sweat it though.

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/fetus.asp

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8858.msg467542#msg467542 date=1184989535]
    My friend used to have a book called 'Micorwaveable Meats'.  Perhaps she can loan it to God.
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    This might be his already:


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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=jesserz44 link=topic=8858.msg467540#msg467540 date=1184989471]
    Did she mistake the baby for Cheez Whiz or something?!  I just don't get it :lol:
    [/quote]

    It's the newest variation on "That is NOT my crackpipe, officer".

    "Oh no I have NO IDEA how my baby done got in the microwave."

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=8858.msg467546#msg467546 date=1184989630]

    So drunk, can't read.   That says do it, right?



    [/quote]

    He just needs a bib on that says "Tastes like chicken"

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...ved-baby_N.htm

    In the video it says she came home drunk, warmed the "bottle" up in the microwave for her crying baby and went back to sleep.
    "Bullet in the brain pan, squish."

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    Re: "If I hadn't gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn't have died."

    [quote author=Nowheregirl link=topic=8858.msg467552#msg467552 date=1184989728]
    http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/...ved-baby_N.htm

    In the video it says she came home drunk, warmed the "bottle" up in the microwave for her crying baby and went back to sleep.
    [/quote]

    Yeah, the baby bottle.  :lol:

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