[quote author=SamWheat link=topic=8821.msg1450618#msg1450618 date=1258607181]
Just saying Boddy's right about what he said, in a sense. There's internet in Heaven. Maybe one day I can prove it.
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Is it like cafe style? Do you have to stand around irritably while Thomas Jefferson looks up all his slave baby descendants on myspace and shakes his head at their deplorable gangster spelling?
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8821.msg1451606#msg1451606 date=1258674785]
Is it like cafe style? Do you have to stand around irritably while Thomas Jefferson looks up all his slave baby descendants on myspace and shakes his head at their deplorable gangster spelling?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I did not need to remember why I love you, but thank you for the reminder.
[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=8821.msg1451763#msg1451763 date=1258684544]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I did not need to remember why I love you, but thank you for the reminder.
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I bet it's the worst when he's logged on and trying to be super cereal contacting loved ones and all of a sudden Mozart who's sitting across from him starts listening to his music on some shitty midi music player.
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8821.msg1451606#msg1451606 date=1258674785]
Is it like cafe style? Do you have to stand around irritably while Thomas Jefferson looks up all his slave baby descendants on myspace and shakes his head at their deplorable gangster spelling?
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Oh God! Or maybe you have to sit next to Lord Byron as he obsessively cyber stalks his half-sister Augusta Leigh on Heaven Facebook? That can only be described as the height of emo.
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8821.msg1451767#msg1451767 date=1258685305]
I bet it's the worst when he's logged on and trying to be super cereal contacting loved ones and all of a sudden Mozart who's sitting across from him starts listening to his music on some shitty midi music player.
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Mozart totally owns a Zune.
I also see many lulz to be had when Fred Astaire is abusing his internet time while on You Tube trying to learn how to do the Cupid Shuffle or better yet, Crank Dat.
Also, Bob Ross getting way pissed at the popularity of Photoshop. HAPPY TREES.
[quote author=Nancy Drew link=topic=8821.msg1451024#msg1451024 date=1258638734]
But your whole point has been, you aren't in Heaven?
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You know, Nancy Drew, guess that all depends. I mean, I'm channeling through a medium and "coming through" on this website, and from what I've read, it's a good indicator this is pretty much hell. Even the industry didn't have this many assholes.
[quote author=SamWheat link=topic=8821.msg1457928#msg1457928 date=1259263082]
You know, Nancy Drew, guess that all depends. I mean, I'm channeling through a medium and "coming through" on this website, and from what I've read, it's a good indicator this is pretty much hell. Even the industry didn't have this many assholes.
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Shouldnt you be off having Thanksgiving dinner with Justin Pierce?
[quote author=SamWheat link=topic=8821.msg1457928#msg1457928 date=1259263082]
You know, Nancy Drew, guess that all depends. I mean, I'm channeling through a medium and "coming through" on this website, and from what I've read, it's a good indicator this is pretty much hell. Even the industry didn't have this many assholes.
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You're in Hell or we are in Hell or MDS is Hell? If this is Hell, then where do we go when we die? I already bought my ticket for the bus to Hell. Can I get a refund?
[quote author=leapfreak link=topic=8821.msg1458013#msg1458013 date=1259271563]
You're in Hell or we are in Hell or MDS is Hell? If this is Hell, then where do we go when we die? I already bought my ticket for the bus to Hell. Can I get a refund?
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That's a really good question, leapfreak. Where DO you go when you die?
Pretty sure you've already been given the answer to that.
[quote author=SamWheat link=topic=8821.msg1458553#msg1458553 date=1259344703]
That's a really good question, leapfreak. Where DO you go when you die?
Pretty sure you've already been given the answer to that.
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It's a really good question which you failed to answer
Mr. Wheat, does everyone who has died have this capability to communicate with the living?
Originally Posted by beli
[quote author=leapfreak link=topic=8821.msg1458606#msg1458606 date=1259347765]
It's a really good question which you failed to answer
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Yeah, deeply shaded. They communicate with people here. The problem is, people don't realize they're here. That, and you don't really know what to look for. To realize they're there, you've gotta have at least some semblance of belief, and, let's face it, there aren't a whole lot of spiritual types in this world. As far as Heaven and hell go, you wouldn't believe it if I told you. You gotta laugh though. They've channeled the answers to everyone on Earth for years.
My belief is there would be no unsolved murders if the dead could communicate with the living. If it was possible for a murder victim to let a living person know who killed them they would do it.
My belief is that heaven and hell are fictional places made up to provide comfort for people who fear death, so I think is all absurdly stupid.
[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=8821.msg1458704#msg1458704 date=1259354852]
My belief is there would be no unsolved murders if the dead could communicate with the living. If it was possible for a murder victim to let a living person know who killed them they would do it.
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In the BBC show "Being Human" the murdered ghost Annie has a hard time communicating with the living unless her emotions are running high. As a result, she can communicate with her fiancee who killed her but he's not very impressed by her at first. Eventually she figures out a way to freak him out enough to make him confess to the cops.
Maybe being dead is like that and not all of them are emotionally strung out enough to resonant with our living world.
I would've probably gone with bowieluva's views. Then again, that was before. Now I know what happens.
You know all the things we could do with the IP address to heaven?!
[quote author=wheresthebeef link=topic=8821.msg1458748#msg1458748 date=1259357580]
You know all the things we could do with the IP address to heaven?!
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Even if you had the "IP address" to the "Other Side," you wouldn't believe it, so what would it really matter?
[quote author=SamWheat link=topic=8821.msg1458753#msg1458753 date=1259358154]
Even if you had the "IP address" to the "Other Side," you wouldn't believe it, so what would it really matter?
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I don't think I ever said anything about not believing anything.
[quote author=SamWheat link=topic=8821.msg1457928#msg1457928 date=1259263082]
You know, Nancy Drew, guess that all depends. I mean, I'm channeling through a medium and "coming through" on this website, and from what I've read, it's a good indicator this is pretty much hell. Even the industry didn't have this many assholes.
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You'll eventually see hell. You have a little while though.
Yeah. You know, that's not what God really looks like.
[quote author=SamWheat link=topic=8821.msg1458765#msg1458765 date=1259358943]
Yeah. You know, that's not what God really looks like.
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I think I know what I look like. This is an artist's rendition that I thoroughly enjoy. Makes me look all powerful.
That's cool. So you're like a genie, if you're into that kind of thing.
[quote author=SamWheat link=topic=8821.msg1458771#msg1458771 date=1259359858]
That's cool. So you're like a genie, if you're into that kind of thing.
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A genie? You are comparing me, the almighty to a genie.
[quote author=GOD link=topic=8821.msg1458772#msg1458772 date=1259359952]
A genie? You are comparing me, the almighty to a genie.
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Well, you said it yourself... you ARE all powerful.
Then again, if you really are God, why do you let bad things happen? I mean, if you're all powerful, why is it evil exists?
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