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    Re: Brooke Hogan coming to a mall near you

    Hogan appeared in FHM November 2006 editon[7] becoming the first FHM Cover Model under twenty-one. As a result, the November issue had no liquor advertising: "In the very rare instance that you might have a cover star under the age of 21, they don't want to be in the position of seeming to market to anyone under age".[8] Hogan is currently working on her second album and filming the fourth season of Hogan Knows Best. [size=10pt]She is also rumoured to have had a breast implants and labia reduction.[/size]
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Hogan

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    Re: Brooke Hogan coming to a mall near you

    [quote author=DreamRai link=topic=8691.msg458625#msg458625 date=1184368919]


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooke_Hogan

    &nbsp; :lol: :lol:
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    LABIA REDUCTION?! squeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    [quote author=nerysinci link=topic=8691.msg458638#msg458638 date=1184369865]
    LABIA REDUCTION?! squeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Maybe they were so big that they protruded and that's why people thought she was (or maybe still is) a tranny.
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    [quote author=DreamRai link=topic=8691.msg458640#msg458640 date=1184370147]
    Maybe they were so big that they protruded and that's why people thought she was (or maybe still is) a tranny.
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    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! lolz. Poor girl&nbsp;

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    [quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8691.msg458600#msg458600 date=1184366930]
    I kind of feel bad for her about the whole 'tranny' thing...I mean, look at her parents.&nbsp; That wasn't going to create some skinny little thing.&nbsp; It's like Danny Devito's penguin kids.&nbsp; I mean, when two hideous people breed, the product usually isn't too hot.
    [/quote]

    Funnily enough, when two hot people breed, they can STILL produce ogres.

    Case in point: Demi Moore and Bruce Willis.

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    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=8691.msg458697#msg458697 date=1184374410]
    Funnily enough, when two hot people breed, they can STILL produce ogres.

    Case in point: Demi Moore and Bruce Willis.


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    Ugh the willis/Moore kids are TRAGIC, but I think that's because it would kill Demi Moore to have a hot young daughter.&nbsp; She did black magic on them.

    And I'm sorry but I have never thought Bruce Willis was attractive.

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    [quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8691.msg458709#msg458709 date=1184375134]
    Ugh the willis/Moore kids are TRAGIC, but I think that's because it would kill Demi Moore to have a hot young daughter.&nbsp; She did black magic on them.

    And I'm sorry but I have never thought Bruce Willis was attractive.
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    :lol: She was afraid they might take her men ;)

    I think he's hot... but I still cant figure out the children
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    Where the hell is Tom-Tom???

    we missed today's mall concert..DAMN HIM!!!!!!!!

    He better be up for the next on on July 27th I think....

    TOM TOM WHERE ARE YOU MAN???????????

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    [quote author=Just Me link=topic=8691.msg458743#msg458743 date=1184377142]
    Where the hell is Tom-Tom???

    we missed today's mall concert..DAMN HIM!!!!!!!!

    He better be up for the next on on July 27th I think....

    TOM TOM WHERE ARE YOU MAN???????????
    [/quote]


    Maybe he got a pass straight to her tour bus.
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    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=8691.msg458745#msg458745 date=1184377235]

    Maybe he got a pass straight to her tour bus.
    [/quote]
    :lol: :lol:
    Isn't Tom on the short side?&nbsp; Brooke is like a behemoth.&nbsp; That'd be an interesting sight.&nbsp;

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    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=8691.msg458745#msg458745 date=1184377235]

    Maybe he got a pass straight to her tour bus.
    [/quote]He probably was the first in line when that mall opened today.
    He wanted to get up close and personal to see if she is a tranny.
    Now he is her man and he left us for good.

    Damn you again Tom-Tom.

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    [quote author=andrea0121 link=topic=8691.msg458746#msg458746 date=1184377356]
    :lol: :lol:
    Isn't Tom on the short side?&nbsp; Brooke is like a behemoth.&nbsp; That'd be an interesting sight.&nbsp;
    [/quote]
    Hey, nothing wrong with banging tall chicks

    An I just realized that that's her in that pic up there, right? Whoa...tranny get your gun!
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    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=8691.msg458836#msg458836 date=1184382341]

    An I just realized that that's her in that pic up there, right? Whoa...tranny get your gun!
    [/quote]

    No, that's jsut some random blonde in chaps.

    You're quick, huh?



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    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=8691.msg458836#msg458836 date=1184382341]
    Hey, nothing wrong with banging tall chicks

    An I just realized that that's her in that pic up there, right? Whoa...tranny get your gun!
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    I am a tall chick.

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    Re: Brooke Hogan coming to a mall near you

    Here's a better (meaning ridiculously shopped and airbrushed) pic of her.





    So lifelike!
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    Re: Brooke Hogan coming to a mall near you

    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=8691.msg458839#msg458839 date=1184382521]
    Here's a better (meaning ridiculously shopped and airbrushed) pic of her.





    So lifelike!
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    That's so airbrushed, it could be me under there.

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    it looks like a cartoon version of her :|
    and by version her I mean, what she thinks she looks like w/o the penis.
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    That's so airbrushed, it could be me under there. 8)


    These photoshoots can be so ridiculous now. It may as well be a painting.
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    That pic must have been taken after her labia reduction.&nbsp;

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    Re: Brooke Hogan coming to a mall near you

    [quote author=andrea0121 link=topic=8691.msg458701#msg458701 date=1184374624]



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    PO-TA-TO FACE!!!!!!


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    [quote author=nerysinci link=topic=8691.msg459113#msg459113 date=1184389666]
    PO-TA-TO FACE!!!!!!


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    What's sad is that isn't even photoshopped&nbsp;

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    [quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8691.msg459116#msg459116 date=1184389722]
    What's sad is that isn't even photoshopped&nbsp;
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    hahahahaha I know, right?&nbsp; :lol:

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    [quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8691.msg459116#msg459116 date=1184389722]
    What's sad is that isn't even photoshopped&nbsp;
    [/quote]

    Seriously.

    She looks like those mutant baby pictures on the Conan show when they do that &quot;If These Stars Had A Baby&quot; or whatever it's called.

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    [quote author=turtlenads link=topic=8691.msg459247#msg459247 date=1184420600]
    Seriously.

    She looks like those mutant baby pictures on the Conan show when they do that &quot;If These Stars Had A Baby&quot; or whatever it's called.


    [/quote]


    Ahem. &quot;If They Mated&quot;.&nbsp; :lol:

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