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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Your jizz isn't chunky or your mayo doesn't look like jizz? Please be more specific.
    Never compared the two side by side but never confused the two either. I don't have "chunky" of either. I'd keep clear of chunky mayo and see a doctor if I had chunky jizz. Wow, am I really having this conversation?! This guy's clean as a whistle with a clean fridge full of no "jizz-like" condiments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilzAdvocate View Post
    Never compared the two side by side but never confused the two either. I don't have "chunky" of either. I'd keep clear of chunky mayo and see a doctor if I had chunky jizz. Wow, am I really having this conversation?! This guy's clean as a whistle with a clean fridge full of no "jizz-like" condiments.
    You're the one that brought it up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Your jizz isn't chunky or your mayo doesn't look like jizz? Please be more specific.
    Thank you for asking the important questions for me lol
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    You're the one that brought it up!
    Yeah, I did. and having this conversation with mostly women whom I do not know should seem uncomfortable but I'm really getting to the "I don't give a fuck" stage of my life so it's not too bad. However, none of that newfangled mayo jizz in my life please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilzAdvocate View Post
    Yeah, I did. and having this conversation with mostly women whom I do not know should seem uncomfortable but I'm really getting to the "I don't give a fuck" stage of my life so it's not too bad. However, none of that newfangled mayo jizz in my life please.
    That's the beauty of MDS, talking with a bunch of people (yes, mostly women) who also mostly don't give a fuck and aren't trying to impress anyone. I won't say we're non-judgemental here, cause we're judgemental as fuck, but once you're in the cult you're all good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    That's the beauty of MDS, talking with a bunch of people (yes, mostly women) who also mostly don't give a fuck and aren't trying to impress anyone. I won't say we're non-judgemental here, cause we're judgemental as fuck, but once you're in the cult you're all good!
    Is it time to show him the secret handshake?
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    Is it time to show him the secret handshake?
    I'm not sure I want to shake his hand. Eeeewwwwwww

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    Maybe "chunky" was the wrong term. Mayo is a thicker, less watery version of jizz?


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    Maybe "chunky" was the wrong term. Mayo is a thicker, less watery version of jizz?
    Don't try to backpedal now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Don't try to backpedal now!
    Don't tell me how to live my life


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Eew I dont think I can eat mayo ever again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Eew I dont think I can eat mayo ever again.
    My husband just made a banana and mayo sandwich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bewitchingstorm View Post
    My husband just made a banana and mayo sandwich.
    I love mayo, but wtf with the bananas with it? Is he a complete psycho?
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bewitchingstorm View Post
    My husband just made a banana and mayo sandwich.
    WTF? A banana-jizz sandwich sounds less unpleasant.

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    It makes me gag. I don't want his mouth anywhere near me for days after he does it.

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    I gotta be honest I'd be pretty pissed if someone threw mayo on me too. i mean, maybe not shoot at the guy pissed, but definitely throw a soda pissed More related to this thread: Mustard and hot sauce are pretty much the only condiments i eat, mustard is ickyyy

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    Quote Originally Posted by RottenBoy View Post
    I gotta be honest I'd be pretty pissed if someone threw mayo on me too. i mean, maybe not shoot at the guy pissed, but definitely throw a soda pissed More related to this thread: Mustard and hot sauce are pretty much the only condiments i eat, mustard is ickyyy
    Welcome!!!! Throw a soda pissed is still assault, but you win huge points with me for calling it soda
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RottenBoy View Post
    I gotta be honest I'd be pretty pissed if someone threw mayo on me too. i mean, maybe not shoot at the guy pissed, but definitely throw a soda pissed More related to this thread: Mustard and hot sauce are pretty much the only condiments i eat, mustard is ickyyy
    Welcome! As Boston said, the use of 'soda' is awesomeness!

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    Thanks, I Don't Know Why The Fuck I Came In This Thread, But I'm Going To Back Out Now....
    Oh God, Stop The Voices *SCREAM*

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