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    Florida Burger King employee shoots customer who threw mayo at her

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    People have lost their ever fucking minds.
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    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.

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    Yeah. She should've shot him in the drive-thru and not waited till he parked.
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    Im really glad she had the gun for self defense. Mayo is dangerous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    Im really glad she had the gun for self defense. Mayo is dangerous.
    I think I heard certain races don't like mayo. I can't remember which race? It could be seen as racism.
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    I don't have a thousand dollars hanging around to buy a fart in a jar lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    I think I heard certain races don't like mayo. I can't remember which race? It could be seen as racism.
    I hate mayo.


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    I hate mayo.
    I don't care for it either.

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    Third. I was googling racism and mayo and I read an article stating millennials are killing the mayo industry.
    https://www.phillymag.com/news/2018/...y-millennials/
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    I actually LOVE mayo lol. I'll take all of yours.
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I actually LOVE mayo lol. I'll take all of yours.
    I am more of a mustard chick, love lots of mustard on my sammiches!


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    I am more of a mustard chick, love lots of mustard on my sammiches!
    And less calories!
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    I don't have a thousand dollars hanging around to buy a fart in a jar lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    And less calories!
    Eh, it's more that mayo looks like chunky jizz


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??
    Quote Originally Posted by curiouscat View Post
    Happy Birthday! I hid a dead body in your backyard to celebrate. Good luck finding it under the cement. You can only use a stick to look for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    Eh, it's more that mayo looks like chunky jizz
    Yeah, it is the jizz look about it that freaks me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bewitchingstorm View Post
    Yeah, it is the jizz look about it that freaks me out.

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    I'm an equal opportunity condiment lover.
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston Babe 73 View Post
    I'm an equal opportunity condiment lover.
    Pretty much the opposite here. No Mayo, no Mustard, no Katsup, for me. Pickles and cheese are good and maybe some lettuce. Ranch belongs on a salad, not a burger, and for heaven's sake, spare the chicken finger the humiliation of being dipped!
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Pretty much the opposite here. No Mayo, no Mustard, no Katsup, for me. Pickles and cheese are good and maybe some lettuce. Ranch belongs on a salad, not a burger, and for heaven's sake, spare the chicken finger the humiliation of being dipped!
    I'm the sauce Queen. If we ever went out to eat together, I could imagine your face the entire time. Just SO disgusted
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.

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    I hate ranch, but otherwise I am ALL about the condiments and sauces. Puzz would never want to have lunch with you and me, Boston!

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    This is why people shouldn't be able to carry guns in public. I can see this happening, but I wouldn't shoot you. I would start this biggest condiment war ever. You throw mayo at me, try getting mustard out of your shirt! It's not easy buddy! Have you ever been stained by ketchup? I would have just threw the dispenser.

    Jail time for this chick. She should have fought back with an appropriate weapon, not a gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenatoo View Post
    This is why people shouldn't be able to carry guns in public. I can see this happening, but I wouldn't shoot you. I would start this biggest condiment war ever. You throw mayo at me, try getting mustard out of your shirt! It's not easy buddy! Have you ever been stained by ketchup? I would have just threw the dispenser.

    Jail time for this chick. She should have fought back with an appropriate weapon, not a gun.
    The term "Condiment War" cracks me up
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenatoo View Post
    This is why people shouldn't be able to carry guns in public. I can see this happening, but I wouldn't shoot you. I would start this biggest condiment war ever. You throw mayo at me, try getting mustard out of your shirt! It's not easy buddy! Have you ever been stained by ketchup? I would have just threw the dispenser.

    Jail time for this chick. She should have fought back with an appropriate weapon, not a gun.

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    So did the guy die?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angiebla View Post
    So did the guy die?
    No. It says she shot at his car as he took off. She probably only hit his car (if that) otherwise I'm sure it would have been reported to police by the Mayo Master.
    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
    ....or exchanging Puke's wang for spicy nuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    Eh, it's more that mayo looks like chunky jizz
    Mine never has. Should I be worried?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilzAdvocate View Post
    Mine never has. Should I be worried?
    Your jizz isn't chunky or your mayo doesn't look like jizz? Please be more specific.

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