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    Man with Florida tattoo on face calls 911 for ride home

    https://nypost.com/2021/02/02/man-wi...for-ride-home/

    He?s proud to be a Florida man.

    A man with a Florida tattoo on his forehead has been arrested for calling 911 twice to get a ride home, authorities said.

    Matthew Leatham, 22, dialed 911 to request a ride home after 4 a.m. in the New Port Richey suburb of Tampa on Sunday, according to a criminal complaint.

    A Pasco County deputy found Leatham and offered to call him a cab, but he said he didn?t have money, the complaint states.

    Leatham then began walking in the direction he lives and again called 911 for a ride, cops said.

    The officer caught up to him and arrested him as he was on the line, according to the complaint.

    Authorities say the officer searched Leatham and found marijuana.

    He has been charged with misuse of the 911 system as well as possession of marijuana.

    Leatham was released on $300 bond.


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    That tattoo is so random it almost looks like a birthmark.


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    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    That tattoo is so random it almost looks like a birthmark.
    It looks like a penis hanging down his nose. And you're right, it looks more like a birthmark than a tattoo.

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    I thought cops were supposed to give you a ride if you ask and if it's not too far.
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    that's what I thought as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by puke View Post
    I thought cops were supposed to give you a ride if you ask and if it's not too far.
    I think it really depends... here the cops might give you a lift if the weather conditions are so bad they could be considered life threatening or if you are stranded in the middle of nowhere, if you are so intoxicated you are a danger to yourself or others, but to just call like they are "yellow cab" and expect a ride. No.

    My friends just recently found this lady walking from the airport, dragging her luggage... she'd been trying to get to Sioux Falls and the plane came to Rapid City.. While my friends were talking to her an officer came along and upon learning the situation gave her a ride into town... That kind of thing happens.
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    I got a ride from a cop. A bartender assaulted me when I grabbed my credit car out of his hand because he was gonna charge me 10 bucks for one beer because it was 10 minimum which they're not supposed to do. Cop gave me a breathlizer and I was over so she gave me a ride home.
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    I don't see how you can call 911 for a ride like they are a taxi service.


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    I'd like to hear from the tattoo artist who did this, and the conversation that was had in that tattoo parlor after this jagoff left with his new face artwork.
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    Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong." - Waylon Jennings

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    The ultimate "Florida Man."
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