Ridiculous Emo Myspace Thread

[alliekat]

[quote author=[Pandora] link=topic=8381.msg440978#msg440978 date=1183324596]
http://myspace.com/chaoticshadows




From his MySpace:  ONLY SINGLE VIRGINS CAN TALK TO ME OR ADD ME!

People in a relationship and people that aren't virgins make me upset...

also if you are in love with someone please don't contact me.
It upsets me..
I don't like how people put pictures of themselves kissing others...it's upsetting

IF YOU TALK TO ME AND YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP AND/OR YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN OR IF YOU'RE IN LOVE, I WILL have to BLOCK YOU!
Please..don't think I'm an asshole for this...I really am not..I just have..problems with people.


[/quote]
Aw!  He just doesn't know he's gay yet.  :angel3:

[Pyvsi]

I would love to cornrow his hair into a mohawk.  That would be so fun! Oh sorry, I forgot I'm on Emo turf  It would be painfully beautiful.

[WooFrigginHoo]

[quote author=Pyvsi link=topic=8381.msg442141#msg442141 date=1183411121]
I would love to cornrow his hair into a mohawk.  That would be so fun! Oh sorry, I forgot I'm on Emo turf  It would be painfully beautiful.
[/quote]

LOL!

[ZoMyGoddess!]

arent you interested WHY "he" is into VIRGINS WHO ARE NOT IN LOVE????? 
I know that you are sitting at the edge of your seats... luckily he wrote a blog about it:

Monday, June 25, 2007

  Why I only talk to single virgins who aren't in love..
Current mood:  mellow
Want to know WHY i only talk to single virgins?
lets start from here
I've had 35 girlfriends who all have cheated on me,

I've caught a lot of them having sex with other guys,
it fucked up my mind,
it hurt me beyond beleif,
it broke me.

Okay?
So if I talk to or see anyone in a relationship, not a virgin, or someone in love, I get REALLY upset and I get to the point of almost crying.
Understand now?

I don't give a crap if you think I'm some loser ass immature brat for it, I have my ways of living.

I cannot change what has happened.



wow, 35 girlfriends @ age 16, and A LOT of them were caught having sex with another "boy".  good grief! someone check this "boy" for testicles.

[paranoia agent]

[size=6pt]sorry if this is up here already[/size]

[FemmeFatality]

[quote author=CrAzY JaY link=topic=8381.msg443045#msg443045 date=1183443530]
arent you interested WHY "he" is into VIRGINS WHO ARE NOT IN LOVE????? 
I know that you are sitting at the edge of your seats... luckily he wrote a blog about it:

Monday, June 25, 2007

  Why I only talk to single virgins who aren't in love..
Current mood:  mellow
Want to know WHY i only talk to single virgins?
lets start from here
I've had 35 girlfriends who all have cheated on me,

I've caught a lot of them having sex with other guys,
it fucked up my mind,
it hurt me beyond beleif,
it broke me.

Okay?
So if I talk to or see anyone in a relationship, not a virgin, or someone in love, I get REALLY upset and I get to the point of almost crying.
Understand now?

I don't give a crap if you think I'm some loser ass immature brat for it, I have my ways of living.

I cannot change what has happened.



wow, 35 girlfriends @ age 16, and A LOT of them were caught having sex with another "boy".  good grief! someone check this "boy" for testicles.

[/quote]I wonder if the 35 girlfriends knew that he was their boyfriend.  :lol:

[MissLyss]

[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=8381.msg451080#msg451080 date=1183931030]
I wonder if the 35 girlfriends knew that he was their boyfriend.  :lol:
[/quote]

Or if they had even met him...

[FemmeFatality]

[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8381.msg451082#msg451082 date=1183931227]
Or if they had even met him...
[/quote]exactly.  kinda scary how upsets he gets.

[DreamRai]

:-D

[MissLyss]

[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=8381.msg451104#msg451104 date=1183933764]
exactly.  kinda scary how upsets he gets.
[/quote]

I think I would have sworn off the human race after girl 10 cheated on me. How the hell did he let it get to 35?

[alliekat]

[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8381.msg451115#msg451115 date=1183935044]
I think I would have sworn off the human race after girl 10 cheated on me. How the hell did he let it get to 35?
[/quote]
I know, right?  He's full of shit.  And angst.

[MissLyss]

[quote author=alliekat link=topic=8381.msg451887#msg451887 date=1183988708]
I know, right?  He's full of shit.  And angst.
[/quote]


I am SO tempted to make a fake myspace and contact him.

[FemmeFatality]

[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8381.msg452858#msg452858 date=1184036237]

I am SO tempted to make a fake myspace and contact him.
[/quote]do it! 

[MissLyss]

[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=8381.msg452864#msg452864 date=1184036653]
do it! 
[/quote]

Damn you people. Always getting me to do the wrong thing. Hehe.

[DreamRai]

[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8381.msg452868#msg452868 date=1184036784]
Damn you people. Always getting me to do the wrong thing. Hehe.
[/quote]

You know you want to do the wrong thing too, we just give you that extra encouragement you need. :D

[MissLyss]

[quote author=DreamRai link=topic=8381.msg452874#msg452874 date=1184036872]
You know you want to do the wrong thing too, we just give you that extra encouragement you need. :D
[/quote]

...You read me like an open book. Now, I've gotta go look for a girl and harass him. Goodnight guys!

[DreamRai]

[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8381.msg452878#msg452878 date=1184036983]
...You read me like an open book. Now, I've gotta go look for a girl and harass him. Goodnight guys!
[/quote]

Have fun and keep us posted! 

[Michelleeeee]

[quote author=FemmeFatality link=topic=8381.msg437563#msg437563 date=1183072633]
Is this cool?



http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=55326& amp;albumID=1645498&imageID=10221203
[/quote]


This may sound disgusting but:
it looks as though she has a tampon hanging from her nose.

[Kristinella]

[quote author=Michelleeeee link=topic=8381.msg479459#msg479459 date=1185990245]

This may sound disgusting but:
it looks as though she has a tampon hanging from her nose.
[/quote]

No worries.

Stick around here long enough and you will find that your statement is far from disgusting.  :lol:

[DreamRai]

[quote author=Kristinella link=topic=8381.msg479462#msg479462 date=1185990376]
No worries.

Stick around here long enough and you will find that your statement is far from disgusting.  :lol:
[/quote]

Exactly.

Plus, we have a Tampon Goddess among us.

[Royal Pain]

I've been meaning to post this but keep forgeting.  Here is a buddy of mine, spoof EMO page complete with pics.  It all started with him being EMO for halloween. 

http://www.myspace.com/luridsorrow

His real page is on my top friends.  :2grin:

[DreamRai]

[quote author=Budweiser Drinker link=topic=8381.msg479929#msg479929 date=1186007151]
I've been meaning to post this but keep forgeting.  Here is a buddy of mine, spoof EMO page complete with pics.  It all started with him being EMO for halloween. 

http://www.myspace.com/luridsorrow

His real page is on my top friends.  :2grin:
[/quote]

There's a picture of him smiling! That's not emo he has to get rid of it!!!

[Royal Pain]

[quote author=DreamRai link=topic=8381.msg479932#msg479932 date=1186007480]
There's a picture of him smiling! That's not emo he has to get rid of it!!!
[/quote]

:lol:  He must have posted that recently.

[MorbidlyLovely]

[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8381.msg452858#msg452858 date=1184036237]

I am SO tempted to make a fake myspace and contact him.
[/quote]


He's on my daughter's friends list (I took the liberty of friend-requesting him for her...I'm such a fun mommy  :lol:). 

[LizMachine]

I know an emo. :2embarrassed: I'd post her Myspace profile, but she's actually a good pal of mine. :roll: But her and her boyfriend give me a good chuckle. They were over visiting the other day, and in there whole emo gear. I was getting ready for work, and I was putting on make up, and my son, asked to put some on. (he's three) I loudly pronounced, "Boys don't wear makeup!" :lol: Oops, Then I added, at least not My boys, in My house.. heheh
But I will share a pic, so you get the idea.