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    Florida Sheriff Mocks Wanted Meth Trafficker Who Turned Up To Retrieve Lost Wallet

    "Deputies laughed, and laughed, and laughed."

    Florida police snagged a man wanted for meth trafficking when he turned up to retrieve his lost wallet.

    Polk Country Sheriff's Office had a great laugh describing the "story that just explodes with excellence (Not the Mr. Burns from The Simpsons kind of excellence, but more like the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure kind of excellence)" in a Facebook post on Sunday.

    They described how a good citizen ' "nay, a very good citizen" ' stopped by the sheriff's station to hand in a wallet they had found with more than $500 inside.

    Inside, police found a drivers license belonging to a Sean, who as it turned out had an arrest warrant for trafficking in methamphetamine.

    Officers then texted Sean to let him know they had his wallet, but: "We may have forgot to mention we were deputies though. Silly us."

    Sean, they said, texted back to say he would meet them in 15-20 minutes; the Good Samaritans would be able to recognize him because he would be riding a motorcycle.

    "Deputies laughed, and laughed, and laughed. They had Sean's license and knew he wasn't licensed to drive a motorcycle."

    When he arrived, he was promptly arrested and searched: officers found $3,000 in his pocket ("obviously because he didn't have a wallet"), a bundle of clear baggies, and a trafficking amount of meth.

    "Who woulda thunk a guy with a trafficking in Meth warrant would show up with a trafficking amount of Meth'" the post mocked.

    Sean was then handcuffed and taken to jail.

    "On a positive note, Sean will finally get his wallet back when he's released," the post concluded. "Whenever that will be. It's in a brown paper bag in inmate property."

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    Well, when you make it this easy for them, you kind of get what you deserve. At least they didn't murder him.
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