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    Topless Tennessee woman charged with public intoxication after chewing on miniature horse's mane

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    An inebriated, topless Tennessee woman who chewed on the mane of a miniature horse and told authorities it was made of Laffy Taffy was charged with public intoxication, officials said.

    Authorities were called Aug. 30 to a home and found Cynthia Teeple topless in a backyard with two miniature horses, WLAF reported.

    Officers asked her where her shirt was. That?s when she looked down and realized her shirt was missing. It was about 30 feet away.

    Teeple, who had dirt on her lips and the inside of her mouth, told investigators she had taken methamphetamines the day before and had no idea where she was or who lived there, WLAF reported. A witness told authorities Teeple had eaten grass and dirt from a fenced area where there are horses.

    Teeple was charged with public intoxication, according to WATE.

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    One of the best titles I've seen in a long time, like WTF??


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nic B View Post
    One of the best titles I've seen in a long time, like WTF??
    Not gonna lie...I read that as titties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisedbywolves View Post
    Not gonna lie...I read that as titties.
    Ahahahah!!


    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    n inebriated, topless Tennessee woman who chewed on the mane of a miniature horse and told authorities it was made of Laffy Taffy was charged with public intoxication, officials said.
    But a miniature horse's mane does taste like Laffy Taffy, so I can see where she thought that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KimTisha View Post
    But a miniature horse's mane does taste like Laffy Taffy, so I can see where she thought that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KimTisha View Post
    But a miniature horse's mane does taste like Laffy Taffy, so I can see where she thought that.
    Damn I wish I had one nearby so I could see if you're right.



    Quote Originally Posted by marakisses View Post
    yes i said i will leave it under you storage he said cuddle with me i said shut up it over??? what am i doing wrong??

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    How could I have missed this one? Epic.
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    I thought the exact same thing. Poor Brennen Tammons.
    Oh well, back to gum.
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