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    Our only bathroom is attached to our bedroom. In which you can hear every single squeak and shuffle.

    BF likes to sleep in/lay in bed until 1pm.

    I wake up around 9-10am. I have coffee, and sometimes a small breakfast.



    Around 11:30am I really have to poop.



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    Courtesy flush and some air spray.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Our only bathroom is attached to our bedroom. In which you can hear every single squeak and shuffle.

    BF likes to sleep in/lay in bed until 1pm.

    I wake up around 9-10am. I have coffee, and sometimes a small breakfast.



    Around 11:30am I really have to poop.


    Lol!


    Agree with Morbid T. The courtesy flush is your best friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    Courtesy flush and some air spray.
    At first glance I thought this said "pepper spray."
    I was like, yep, that'll get him up and at 'em.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Justice11 View Post
    At first glance I thought this said "pepper spray."
    I was like, yep, that'll get him up and at 'em.


    That would definitely do the trick.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    That would definitely do the trick.
    Or cause him to pass out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Our only bathroom is attached to our bedroom. In which you can hear every single squeak and shuffle.

    BF likes to sleep in/lay in bed until 1pm.

    I wake up around 9-10am. I have coffee, and sometimes a small breakfast.



    Around 11:30am I really have to poop.


    Best investment ever.....



    His and hers matching outhouses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Our only bathroom is attached to our bedroom. In which you can hear every single squeak and shuffle.

    BF likes to sleep in/lay in bed until 1pm.

    I wake up around 9-10am. I have coffee, and sometimes a small breakfast.



    Around 11:30am I really have to poop.


    time your shower to go with your poop... that's what i'd do if i ever pooped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Did you remind that moron that gas hit $4.50 a gallon when Dubya was in office? I'll never forget that shit, I drove a 50 mile commute everyday at the time.

    FFS people are so determined to be so fucking stupid.
    yes i did. i mentioned that gas prices skyrocketed when gwb was in office and how no matter how hard i wanted to blame him, i knew he wasn't directly at fault. apparently that was idea was so offensive that it was worth unfriending me for. amazing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bas Rutten View Post
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Shins again.

    Right? Its like they're literally trying to become stupid(er).
    it's amazing. like these people are willing to accept whatever the media tells them as truth and are struck dumb. this is exactly what the right wing wants, mindless little sheep. this is how shit like the holocaust could happen

    Quote Originally Posted by okac View Post
    Once I turned 18 my mom had me pay like $200 rent... So that I could learn to like... be an adult haha

    The awesome part was when I moved out she gave it back to me! (I didnt know that was part of the deal obviously)
    i lived with my parents until i was 25. they convinced me i couldn't make it on my own but then i would get my dad asking when i was going to leave so he could retire. i lived rent free but i had a curfew and was expected to drop whatever i was doing to do shit for my parents when they asked. it was part of the deal and i lived with it because they let me stay. then we got in this huge fight and my mom started charging me rent. months before she was telling me about how her friends did this for her kid and gave him the money when he moved, so i had hoped she'd do the same but was i surprised that it didn't happen when i moved out a few months later? nope. i think it was the plan, initially, but she decided to keep it for spite.

    i'd rather be living by my rules, in my place, and just scraping by, than to deal with their money and it's entitlements. now that i'm independent, my mom is continuously offering to help me out, offering to furnish my apartment, offering me money for x, or inviting me to move back home so i can go back to school. i think it's great but i say thanks, but no thanks. i did take the laptop though. i'm not crazy. i was asking for computer advice and my dad up and offered to buy me one. his gifts are different. they don't come with any strings attached and are awkward tokens of love.

    yes, i have a very complicated relationship with my family.
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    Also, I just noticed my girlbox is full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by morbidT View Post
    Courtesy flush and some air spray.
    Dude it's not that... I'm not that stinky.

    The thing is, what if he isn't asleep? He'll hear things...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post
    Dude it's not that... I'm not that stinky.

    The thing is, what if he isn't asleep? He'll hear things...
    Which reminds me. I get my mail today and there is a package from one of my friends. It includes:

    The History of Farting (book)
    A window decal of a cat farting
    3 garbage pail kids card 1-Flatfoot Frank, which is a shoe getting ready to step into a pile of poop, 2-Messy Mario, looks like the Mario Brother in a toilet, and 3-Crime Scene Dean, which is a body chalk outline that includes a chalk fart outline.

    This does not annoy me, it makes me happy, but you're the one who brought up pooping.



    Turn the stereo on? Not too loud, just loud enough to cover the noise.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Shins - the younger years......


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    LOL! The best part is at 00:30.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    mT - are you wearing a "rep chasity belt"? I can't pene...er...rep you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    mT - are you wearing a "rep chasity belt"? I can't pene...er...rep you.


    You need to put out more, mister!


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    Shins - the younger years......




    YES.



    ...and I have no shame in talkin about poopin. I just don't want anyone to hear me actually poopin.

    We don't have a stereo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shins View Post


    YES.



    ...and I have no shame in talkin about poopin. I just don't want anyone to hear me actually poopin.

    We don't have a stereo

    Maybe you can just make the mouth pffffft noise like the little girl is and play it off as being silly.


    pfffffft to the grammar police


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Dude morbid, we'd get along so well. I wanna read a book about farts.

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    It's the second book of farts I've received. I also received a book called 'Everybody Poops.' My friends are so disgusting. What would a girl want with those types of reading materials?



    It's their way of accepting me and my Chron's. I luff them.


    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star View Post
    ..... it wasn't anything personal, she just mistook him for a serial killer......

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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    time your shower to go with your poop... that's what i'd do if i ever pooped.
    I took this as you were telling her to shit in the shower but I got it now.


    I am having reading comprehension and wayyy too many things going thru my mind that is making everything i say or think even dirtier.

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    Ummm can I take a moment and just tell everyone here that i am beyond fucking elated on a certain level today? Like, I have other shit going on that is pretty upsetting but last night while i was out to dinner with my boys, my husband calls to tell me he ran into his dad. Ya know, the fil that has been couch surfing and making me feel like shit? Yeah, that one.
    He told the husband 'i know your wife doesnt want me there' and he is RIGHT. He then tells husband that he is just gonna stay with other son. AWESOME. He's different to them! He cooks, he cleans up after himself, does little projects, helps pay for shit. He does ZERO of those things here.

    Oh and his dog is here btw. And guess what? He told husband that he will probably jus put him down because he 'doesnt know what to do with him'. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Buck is like 8 or 9 and still getting up and running around everyday. He is a relaly good dog. Ill shoot fil if he touches this dog.

    OH and the renters that i was dealing with for him on his property? Yeah, the one renter that i had put in jail? The redneck nazi? HE'S IN GAY PORNO. Found all the links this evening and Im doing everything I can to hold back taking pics with my cell phone and sending him the pics.

    He doesnt know we all know this info. HE'S INTO GAY PORRNNNNNN.

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    Dearest Accounting Teacher,
    When I follow the directions for the assignment you gave me, in the manner you wrote them, don't fucking knock off points for that shit. Don't then give me vague ass feedback about the supposed error in a manner that makes it beyond difficult to fix it. I would like to pass this class and you're making it not only hard to learn but even hard to succeed at faking it to pass. Christ!

    I hate math. Math is an asshole.

    <3 Miller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    Shins - the younger years......

    Lol! Love this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    I took this as you were telling her to shit in the shower but I got it now.


    I am having reading comprehension and wayyy too many things going thru my mind that is making everything i say or think even dirtier.
    i do not, under any circumstances recommend pooping in the shower!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    Ummm can I take a moment and just tell everyone here that i am beyond fucking elated on a certain level today? Like, I have other shit going on that is pretty upsetting but last night while i was out to dinner with my boys, my husband calls to tell me he ran into his dad. Ya know, the fil that has been couch surfing and making me feel like shit? Yeah, that one.
    He told the husband 'i know your wife doesnt want me there' and he is RIGHT. He then tells husband that he is just gonna stay with other son. AWESOME. He's different to them! He cooks, he cleans up after himself, does little projects, helps pay for shit. He does ZERO of those things here.

    Oh and his dog is here btw. And guess what? He told husband that he will probably jus put him down because he 'doesnt know what to do with him'. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Buck is like 8 or 9 and still getting up and running around everyday. He is a relaly good dog. Ill shoot fil if he touches this dog.

    OH and the renters that i was dealing with for him on his property? Yeah, the one renter that i had put in jail? The redneck nazi? HE'S IN GAY PORNO. Found all the links this evening and Im doing everything I can to hold back taking pics with my cell phone and sending him the pics.

    He doesnt know we all know this info. HE'S INTO GAY PORRNNNNNN.
    hooray! but still... hooray!

    Quote Originally Posted by Miller22 View Post
    Dearest Accounting Teacher,
    When I follow the directions for the assignment you gave me, in the manner you wrote them, don't fucking knock off points for that shit. Don't then give me vague ass feedback about the supposed error in a manner that makes it beyond difficult to fix it. I would like to pass this class and you're making it not only hard to learn but even hard to succeed at faking it to pass. Christ!

    I hate math. Math is an asshole.

    <3 Miller
    i'm supposed to write an article for the school paper on curriculum changes this semester. it's due wednesday. of all the people i contacted to ask for an interview, two people on the committee are also counselors. their idea of scheduling an interview? make a counseling appointment if you want to talk. are you crazy? make a counseling appointment the first week of school? thanks for nothing!
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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