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    Quote Originally Posted by k_bass View Post
    Give one or get one and report back.

    And yeah, I have unprotected sex with my bf that I've been with for 4 years and we're both tested every year. If you think I'm acting high and mighty because I won't give someone with AIDS a bj, I think I can deal with that.
    I'll glady get one. I don't give a fuck. You guys are upset over weird shit.

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    i never said you cannot get aids from a bj. i said, it's nearly impossible, barring a certain set of circumstances.
    Yea, worst point ever, obviously.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleta View Post
    Serodiscordant?

    Oh, and y'all are NOT helping my raging paranoia. How exactly does one go about asking someone if they've been detested for stds recently? Kind of seems like it would be a mood killer...
    You don't.
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    it's not being upset over weird things, it's knowing who you are fucking and if they are safe and if you are safe too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash bitchy blonde View Post
    it's not being upset over weird things, it's knowing who you are fucking and if they are safe and if you are safe too.
    No, I mean being upset when someone says (or informs you, actually) that getting an AIDS blow job is next to impossible.
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    I'm not upset. I don't care how much she or anyone else knows about aids, I will never feel safe giving someone with aids a bj. You can get all the aids bjs you want, though, Ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    No, I mean being upset when someone says (or informs you, actually) that getting an AIDS blow job is next to impossible.
    I'm sure both Kim and I were informed that it is rare yet entirely possible. To advocate it as a "safe" option is irresponsible, is what we were saying. Safer? Sure. Just as safe as eating fugu, no doubt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I'll glady get one. I don't give a fuck. You guys are upset over weird shit.


    Yea, worst point ever, obviously.


    You keep doing your thing!
    You think a dogbanger sounds like a good time.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k_bass View Post
    I'm not upset. I don't care how much she or anyone else knows about aids, I will never feel safe giving someone with aids a bj. You can get all the aids bjs you want, though, Ron.
    No I can't.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    I'm sure both Kim and I were informed that it is rare yet entirely possible. To advocate it as a "safe" option is irresponsible, is what we were saying. Safer? Sure. Just as safe as eating fugu, no doubt.

    You think a dogbanger sounds like a good time.
    Like it's not?

    A dogbanger isn't exactly gonna say no to anything. That's a good time.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Yes but a dogbanger may have fleas and ringworm.


    Dog banging is pretty much on the top of ick as sucking a aids infested penis. No beuno for me.

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    I lost my lighter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by missbad View Post
    I lost my lighter!
    Hopefully not while giving a blowjob...
    I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. - Donnie Darko

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    Quote Originally Posted by nestlequikie View Post
    Hopefully not while giving a blowjob...
    Bahahaa no, no blow jobs were involved in the losing of the lighter.
    The lighter has been located, again with out the help of a blow job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nestlequikie View Post
    Hopefully not while giving a blowjob...
    That's how you get the HIV.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k_bass View Post
    I get blood tested every year along with my pap. I just tell them to test for everything.
    I'm so low-risk (i.e. boring) that my gyno stopped testing me a few years ago. Married, monogamous, not a swinger, not a drug user = low risk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    I'm so low-risk (i.e. boring) that my gyno stopped testing me a few years ago. Married, monogamous, not a swinger, not a drug user = low risk.
    Cause people never cheat. It is an easy test I just think people should get it done. Do you people not watch ID, OWN or Maury.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    I'm so low-risk (i.e. boring) that my gyno stopped testing me a few years ago. Married, monogamous, not a swinger, not a drug user = low risk.
    I'm low risk also, but I might as well get checked for it all. You never know. Only once has a dr. ever questioned why I wanted an HIV test, she asked if I thought I'd been exposed and I said no, I just wanted to be checked for everything and she said ok.

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    I didn't even know folks asked why. You tell them you want it, they do it.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Back in my single days there was this man whore friend of mine who wanted me to sleep with him SO bad, I told him I would never share his AIDS riddled bed. About two months later he came over and handed me a sheet of paper from his doctor stating he was STD free. It was HILARIOUS. But no, I still didn't sleep with him, we're still buddies because I didn't. But the paper from the doc cracked me up.

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    I don't know if this was asked already, but doesn't the HIV virus not show up for a few years? Or are the newer tests able to detect it soon?
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    I don't know if this was asked already, but doesn't the HIV virus not show up for a few years? Or are the newer tests able to detect it soon?
    Though a person who is infected with HIV will become infectious themselves very rapidly (within a day or so), they will normally have to wait a while before an HIV test will produce an accurate result. The length of time before an accurate result can be produced is called ‘the window period’ and will depend on the type of test they are taking.

    In the majority of cases globally, the standard test that will be offered at an HIV testing centre will be an HIV antibody test. The HIV antibody test looks for antibodies to the virus in a person's blood. For most people these antibodies take 6 weeks to 3 months to develop. In very rare cases, it can take up to 6 months. It is extremely rare for a person to take any longer then 6 months to develop detectable antibodies.

    Getting tested before 3 months have elapsed may result in an unclear test result, as an infected person may not yet have developed antibodies to HIV. These 3 months are known as the 'window period'. So it is best to wait for at least 3 months after the last time you were at risk before taking the test. Some test centres may recommend testing again at 6 months, just to be extra sure, though in most cases this is not necessary.

    If you are waiting to take an HIV antibody test, it is vital that you do not put yourself at risk through further exposures to HIV during this time period. This means you should practise safe sex and not share needles. Any further exposure to HIV may mean a negative HIV test result is not accurate (unless of course you wait another three months after this exposure).

    The vast majority of HIV tests that are given in clinics are antibody tests, though other types of test may be available in some clinics. In some countries, such as the UK, fourth generation tests (tests that combine a p24 antigen test with a standard antibody test) are the primary recommendation. These have a smaller window period, estimated between 11 days and 1 month.1


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    That I'm saving to go on a cruise, but I'm contemplating buying a $200 cloak, and it's summer.
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    Also, ugly guys with hot girlfriends.
    I sometimes hate to be so shallow, but my brain is broken.



    Ok, I feel mean now, I'm gonna go donate to some charity.
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    Donate to buying that cloak and then its a win win!

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    DTTAM: trying to keep my car clean between October and May in Portland

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleta View Post
    DTTAM: trying to keep my car clean between October and May in Portland
    Oh yeah.....I kinda give up until summer comes around to clean stuff.

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    CHIA HELLO KITTY!!! what. the. fuck.

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