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    NOT SAME CAT Fleta's Avatar
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    One of my coworkers was scheduled to present some topics in our meeting today and called in sick. Guess who was volunteered to take his topics? Me. So I has just over an hour to prepare to discuss/answer questions.

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    Chlamydia.
    ugly, i say what i want to say right out here...i dont hide in preemie wastoid lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToniVenezia View Post
    Chlamydia.
    Ouch.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    all i want to do is go to a bar, have some beer, play a couple of games of pool and wait for the election to pan out. instead, i get to do 4 hours of spanish homework and write an article about the basketball team that just laid a big pile of bile in my lap during the interview.

    boo hoo.
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Jealousy. There is nothing cute about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Jealousy. There is nothing cute about it.
    What if it was wearing footie pajamas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creature Feature View Post
    What if it was wearing footie pajamas?
    With a buttoned bottom flap?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creature Feature View Post
    What if it was wearing footie pajamas?
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    With a buttoned bottom flap?
    It better be coming from a 2-3 year old if that is the case.


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    It better be coming from a 2-3 year old if that is the case.
    I love those PJ's but I can never find any long enough

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    my school has been taken over by people and tv cameras and i have no idea why. i had to come home to study as a result i will probably accomplish very little. i have no discipline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    my school has been taken over by people and tv cameras and i have no idea why. i had to come home to study as a result i will probably accomplish very little. i have no discipline.
    Did you find out what happened?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xxStarryxxEyedxx View Post
    Did you find out what happened?
    what happened at school? they were having a cultural fest. the place was filled with food and it smelled so so good, but there were too many people i had to run away.

    i still have to make flash cards before bed. that annoys me, too.

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    Ugh. I have to drive today. At least it's for something good. My friend should move to my area so I don't have to suffer so.
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    Why not just be an adult and go forward with your life. You do know the reps aren't real money or anything right?

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    when people hate Alex Tribec for knowing all the answers and saying foreign words "properly". HES THE HOST HE HAS TO KNOW THE ANSWERS duh

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    when people hate Alex Tribec for knowing all the answers and saying foreign words "properly". HES THE HOST HE HAS TO KNOW THE ANSWERS duh
    i love alex! he's a crack-up!
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    young alex tribec

    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    hubba-alex!

    DTTAM: i did so much math homework in the last 2 days that i had to stop because i forgot how to do it. every problem, even the simple ones, i got wrong on the last assignment. now i'm off to take the test. great. i broke my brain right before a test. does this happen to anyone else? i'm new to school so it came as a complete surprise!
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    I'd hit it.
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    I'd hit it.
    I would, too! Too bad it wouldn't be a mustache ride.

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    geez how hold is he!!?! and yea, he was a fine specimen of man meat.

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    People who break up and make up every other day and feel the need to announce it every single time. Seriously. My friend Ian has broken up with his girlfriend like 37 times (no exaggeration) and tells everyone what a bitch she is and how she doesnt love him and blah blah blah and then gets back together with her the next day and then gets mad at me when I tell him hes dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessielee View Post
    People who break up and make up every other day and feel the need to announce it every single time. Seriously. My friend Ian has broken up with his girlfriend like 37 times (no exaggeration) and tells everyone what a bitch she is and how she doesnt love him and blah blah blah and then gets back together with her the next day and then gets mad at me when I tell him hes dumb.
    People have no fucking shame. I'd be embarrassed at this point.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    alex is 72 years old.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessielee View Post
    People who break up and make up every other day and feel the need to announce it every single time. Seriously. My friend Ian has broken up with his girlfriend like 37 times (no exaggeration) and tells everyone what a bitch she is and how she doesnt love him and blah blah blah and then gets back together with her the next day and then gets mad at me when I tell him hes dumb.
    i hate it when residents come in saying they broke up with their gf/bf and ask that we take them off the lease and change the locks. unless they were violent towards the person asking or if there is a restraining order, i usually tell them to wait on it a couple of days and then see me. they usually say to forget about it bc they made up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    I recently switched sleeping medications and the dreams I've been having are making me trip balls. I'm taking Lunesta now, and it makes everything I drink within 8 hours of taking it taste like bitter metal ferret piss. It does the job of putting me to sleep, and I get an amazing rest, but I hate that I can't chug cold water after I shower at night. It was my nightly routine .

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