I keep my house very cold. I sleep next to an a/c. You should expect this.Originally Posted by Ron_NYC
Blanket? But it's summer.
I keep my house very cold. I sleep next to an a/c. You should expect this.Blanket? But it's summer.
You're not even fun to tease anymore.
Lucky!!! My blankets are away until October.
You're not even fun to tease anymore.its ok. you're still fun to fuck with. :patshead:
Wow, boogie, you make my roommate look like an angel. An alcoholic angel, but still. I would flip shit.
My ex-husband is annoying me today. And his evil bitch devil wife.She told my 5 year old son that there was no tooth fairy. I usually try to keep my mouth shut about stuff because he has sole custody right now, but I was pissed off. WHY must she take the fun shit away from my kids? UGH. I have never had more hatred for one person in my life.
I was driving my mom home from my grandmothers house and there was a dead pitty on the side of the freeway. It had obviously either jumped from the back of a truck or out of a window since it didn't look like it had been hit and then dragged to the side. The poor baby probably somehow got thrown against the center divider and died on impact.
It's been bothering me all day because some asshole clearly was not containing their pitty in transit and didn't even turn around to come collect their baby. It was hot outside too.. so even if the dog was able to live from the accident it wouldn't have stood a chance hurt, in the heat burning against the asphalt. Ugh.
Bothering me. All day.
My man.
Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne
People that talk on their phones in a public bathroom.
ron_nyc: I don't like the black ones much.
You should make a really loud fart/poop noise with your mouth. That's what I always do when someone comes into the restroom. They always echo in the public restrooms
Why would you do that? Serious question.
I could never do that. I just get annoyed, wash my hands and leave.
ron_nyc: I don't like the black ones much.
I'd much rather people talk on the phone in the John than a lot of other places, say behind the wheel, in the theatre, in the restaurant and in the middle of the freakin aisle at the grocery store.
"It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.
The day before Thanksgiving, in the middle of the freakin aisle at the grocery store WHILE not watching where you are going and pushing the KIDDIE BUGGY!!!!!!!!!
I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. - Donnie Darko
Oh, I didn't recognize you. HI!!!The day before Thanksgiving, in the middle of the freakin aisle at the grocery store WHILE not watching where you are going and pushing the KIDDIE BUGGY!!!!!!!!!
I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.
What the hell is that thing?
You put bratty kids in the plastic car thing up front and wheel them around the store (and run into unsuspecting people and produce displays, since they are utterly un-steerable)What the hell is that thing?
I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.
Oh, I got that, but my question still stands.
What the fuck? Hahaha
Because the person on the other side of the phone probably thinks it was them and because I'm 12 and think making loud farting noises with my mouth to embarrass unsuspecting strangers is hilarious. run on sentence
I hate it when people take up the entire fucking aisle. I have been known to get extremely bitchy and just say "Ummm...MOVE." I hate it when people are so completely inconsiderate of everyone around them!
DTTAM: I can't find a goddamn place to rent to save my life.
Making a decision and being good with said decision until some form of technology or social networking forces you to feel bad or nostalgic.
Being completely convinced I left my dog outside on a 98 degree day with no water, so driving 45 minutes back to the house from my office to find her sound asleep on the couch inside. Grrr. Oh well, better safe than sorry.
Why the hell can you hear my entire conversation when my phone butt dials someone but can't hear anything when I am speaking into it?
ron_nyc: I don't like the black ones much.
My truck is super screwed I think. I thought it was just the water pump but he said he thinks it's the head gasket.I don't have the money for that.
Take care of his "head gasket" and he'll take care of yours.My truck is super screwed I think. I thought it was just the water pump but he said he thinks it's the head gasket.
I swear, if I were a woman I don't think I would pay for anything, ever.
Gross, he's like 70 and has a mountain man beard. Not cute.
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