Awww pobresito. I'm suprised you didn't smite me.
Awww pobresito. I'm suprised you didn't smite me.
Ugh. This is the worst hangover ever. I'm so not in the mood for free museum Tuesday. I want to die.
"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever." ~ Carl Sagan
Its Tuesday you wino.Originally Posted by Artemis
I thought this same thingIts Tuesday you wino.
that is great news, heli.
it is so hot i can't even get cold water out of the faucet.
Thanks, I know it's only been forever :)
Its Tuesday you wino.
"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever." ~ Carl Sagan
This reminds me of being little. I love that it can be used in a loving or snarky way. Lol
Its Tuesday you wino.No kids this is called starting the week off right! Why wait until the weekend to feel like this?I thought this same thing
DTTAM: While I was at the store yesterday I over heard a child (maybe 3 or 4th) say "It's Jesus's birthday tomorrow, right" and the mom said "yes, no no it's America's birthday". Love my 70yr old Mother who politely turned to her (the mother) and said "Would you like to try that again". Lady didn't get it.
DTTAM: That this stupid holiday has to be in the middle of summer. I'm probably staying home cause it's just too damn hot out there. Fucking shit. Fuck this shit.
This!
We have a fire ban because half our state is on fire. It's so dark and quiet out. Every year I complain about the rednecks that stay up all night blowing shit up. This year I kinda miss those bastards
I celebrated the farce of a holiday (seriously, I despise insincere patriotic platitudes) by watching revisionist history: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer. The book sucked but the movie was awesome.
Edited to add: I'm not patriotic.
DTTAM: oh you know, the fan motor on your central air going out on the hottest day of the fucking year.Our dogs were dying yesterday afternoon/evening. THEN, Eric is calling all over the place to try to find the fucking motor and IT HAS TO BE ORDERED NOT TO ARRIVE UNTIL MONDAY OR TUESDAY FMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
I hate this week.
People trying to talk to me. Its annoying the shit out of me and I dont know why. Im usually friendly! Honest! This whole week I've been a super d-bag for little to no reason. I hate you Kory, quit it.
Also, when I buy chips and all the delicious flavor dust is unevenly distributed amongst the contents. Irksome.
.. Does this mean I should hit you up later tonight?
.. Does this mean I should hit you up later tonight?
...yes.
Job hunting is hard enough without trying to avoid all of the ridiculous scams and life insurance people out there.
Me: Uhm. No thanks, I want to stay in my industry.
Schmuck: But you have great phone presence. Are you SURE you don't want to make $100,000.00/hour in a call center?
Me: Fuck off.
"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever." ~ Carl Sagan
This. Exactly. And all this job hunting is so impersonal anymore. Used to be you had to go and meet people when you applied for a job. Now you get some random email or text saying "Hey, we'd love to see you on Feb. 30, you have all the qualifications we need in a peeon! Oh, and BTW, you are up against 33 other unemployed schmucks that we will probably end up hiring instead of you."
Don't like what I have to say? I respect that. Now go fuck yourself.
Ugh. It's the worst. It seems much easier to apply, but then it's not. The application is still time consuming. Also many places, like hospitals, often hire from within/recommendations, but are still required to "post the job" so the person they're hiring can officially apply, then people like me waste my time. I've also heard that if your resume isn't written just so it won't make it through the computerized filter. As a result, you don't even make it to the call back pile. Blech.
I posted to Monster and got a call from American Income Life Insurance. I'm like whut? That's way out of my field. So I took to the Googles. No thank you. Sneaky basterds.
"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever." ~ Carl Sagan
Im currently in the "testing" process for a job Im competing for. The people I know on the interview panel are saying im up against 500+ applicants thus far. Still pretty sure they are going to hire from within also. Bleh.
I hate that! We are lucky, if we want to hire from on campus we can list the job as a "promotional, for current employees only." and don't have to go through the hassle of outside aps. That's enough of a pita when you don't already have someone in mind.
"It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.
once, i was kinda recruited during a training at the county office of AIDS. the trainer pulled me aside and told me that if i EVER wanted to come work in the county testing program, she'd hire me in an instant. then came the computerized filter. you had to literally plagiarizer the job description announcement in your resume to get it seen by an actual human. i'm talking word for word. then you wait 6 months to find out they can't offer an interview because you didn't submit a copy of the 1 certification the county has not yet sent to you on account of they are 2 years behind on issuing the actual paperwork. this process blows.
well, ok! but let's see what happens when i do...... this!
Ugh.
"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever." ~ Carl Sagan
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