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    Where was he born?

    Racist Hawaii



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    some of it is hysterical and the rest makes me stabby.

    the "saying no means eat me out first" tshirt. wow. just fucking wow.

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    Well, she's amazing because she appears to be a feminist who is pro-Israel and anti-anti-semite and anti racism who hates black people.

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    omg, it's a dude. I just read his FAQ and I'm dying.

    In the same way you can’t force air, water and shelter, you cannot force heterosexuality.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    i hadn't gotten that far yet. fucking amazing.

    #5) Do you want to ban blowjobs?

    No! Rick Santorum does not wish to ban blowjobs. Personally I see it as useless (like anal sex), unless the sperm is somehow transferred from her mouth into her vagina (by using a tube or somehow swapping sperm down there) for procreative purposes.

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    Are you racist?

    No! I am not a socialist - I don’t put people into races and can’t be racist.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    This semesters classes are totally burning me out. I have never had classes like this that just make me avoid the work. It isn't like they are hard or I don't know what I'm doing. They are just a lengthy process and were fun when they started but then went downhill. I need these next two weeks to fly by or I'm going to go mental

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    after reading who his favorite bands are (nickle back, limp bizkit) i've finally come to the conclusion that this is, in fact, a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    after reading who his favorite bands are (nickle back, limp bizkit) i've finally come to the conclusion that this is, in fact, a joke.
    Has to be. He gave himself away when he let "libtards" slip.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    It's a monday. People can get crazy for their coffee on a Monday morning. I know when I worked at a coffee shop for a minute I was shocked at some of the grumps that came walking in to get their fix.
    I don't get it. What difference does coffee make?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I don't get it. What difference does coffee make?
    Coffee is a drug and some people become cranky assholes when they need their fix.. ohhhh wait, I get it.. you were yanking my chain right??


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    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by g r ee n ey e s View Post
    Coffee is a drug and some people become cranky assholes when they need their fix.. ohhhh wait, I get it.. you were yanking my chain right??
    No. I tried it, but it doesn't do shit for me. I seriously don't get it.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    my nuero lectured me on not having coffee daily, but only treating myself with it when i have a migraine and truly treating it like the drug that it is. fuck that.

    star bucks employees always amaze me with their chipper kindness. i would never sleep if i worked in a coffee shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    No. I tried it, but it doesn't do shit for me. I seriously don't get it.
    Tea is better, imo.

    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    my nuero lectured me on not having coffee daily, but only treating myself with it when i have a migraine and truly treating it like the drug that it is. fuck that.

    star bucks employees always amaze me with their chipper kindness. i would never sleep if i worked in a coffee shop.
    I hated working at the coffee shop. Too many coffee addict jerks, stay at home moms with too much plastic surgery and time on their hands, and smokers with no life who like to hang outside all day everyday just to talk to random people.

    Also, where the fuck do they get money for a $5 coffee doing absolutely nothing every single day?? I will never understand that one.


    Quote Originally Posted by MoonDancer View Post
    And apparently you fuck the mods here.

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    I'm writing an article on animal testing alternatives, which of course entails reading in detail the tests they are intended to fully or partially replace, and now I want to die.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nancy Drew View Post
    I'm writing an article on animal testing alternatives, which of course entails reading in detail the tests they are intended to fully or partially replace, and now I want to die.
    I know! Just test shit on animals and STFU.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I know! Just test shit on animals and STFU.


    I mean, I just never really knew what the animal testing process entailed. I had to stop, and I've only researched one type of test (eye irritation) out of four.

    They're partially replacing a test with cow/chicken eyes that come from slaughterhouses. I've always wondered why this couldn't just be the norm. Kill a cow! Scientists can do research on its eyes, you guys can eat Sloppy Joes, I can wear its skin on my feet. Everybody wiiiins.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    nancy for president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    nancy for president.
    Your dilemma = solved!
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.

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    i have worn the same shoes a hundred times, walked to work and back in them nearly as many times. but for whatever reason today they decided to rub a hole in my big toe. ouch.

    also, it creeps me out when people update my dead friend's fb. rip skanky jenny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i have worn the same shoes a hundred times, walked to work and back in them nearly as many times. but for whatever reason today they decided to rub a hole in my big toe. ouch.

    also, it creeps me out when people update my dead friend's fb. rip skanky jenny.
    This. What if that stupid digital tether is the one thing keeping the soul from being at peace? I'm putting it in my will to delete all my profiles/pages/accounts when I go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    This. What if that stupid digital tether is the one thing keeping the soul from being at peace? I'm putting it in my will to delete all my profiles/pages/accounts when I go.
    i gave my mom my passwords and asked her to make them public and submit me to MDS. she'll probably forget should that happen. but it creeps me out when i see "skanky jenny and so and so are now friends." really? today someone posted pics of her. i was surprised to see she kept her huge hoop earrings in through her labor. i thought ron would be impressed by this. but, i'm still a bit creeped out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i gave my mom my passwords and asked her to make them public and submit me to MDS. she'll probably forget should that happen. but it creeps me out when i see "skanky jenny and so and so are now friends." really? today someone posted pics of her. i was surprised to see she kept her huge hoop earrings in through her labor. i thought ron would be impressed by this. but, i'm still a bit creeped out.
    When one of my friends died, her husband kept logging in to her account and accepting friend requests. He hasn't done it for a while and it used to creep me out. It also used to make me wonder why suddenly all these people were sending friend requests after she'd died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    i gave my mom my passwords and asked her to make them public and submit me to MDS. she'll probably forget should that happen. but it creeps me out when i see "skanky jenny and so and so are now friends." really? today someone posted pics of her. i was surprised to see she kept her huge hoop earrings in through her labor. i thought ron would be impressed by this. but, i'm still a bit creeped out.
    Link me, I'll friend her.


    DTTAM: People that hate clowns.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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