Boys.
They are dumb and they annoy me.
Boys.
They are dumb and they annoy me.
Say that to my face and see what happens.
Probably me side eyeing you and trying not to smile or laugh while saying it.
Im no good at bitchesing IRL
Avoidance behavior. Unruly children. Manipulation. When I want my mommy but she lives too far away.
I have seen the future and I'm fairly relieved to say, it looks nothing like me.
Celebrity news update radio commercials.
I wear caps with flat brims and sunglasses with white frames. I...DROOL...
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DTTAM: We've had 3 Flash Mob Robberies here in the past 2 months, Which has made all small store employees highly suspicious of anyone hiding their face in any way. It annoys me when 7-Eleven employees yell at me for walking through their door with a hood on, and tell me to get the fuck out or take the hood off. All I want is a coke, Leave me the hell alone.
Razorburn
Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne
Wanted to share an exchange I had with my dumbass coworker. Just a little info - I work at an elementary school that's pretty conservative. I'm a big tree-hugger so I just keep my mouth shut most of the time because no good will come from my fat mouth. I've tried and failed. It's best to just let these idiots talk and feel better about myself.
Me and two of my coworkers were talking about our high school reunions. My one coworker is very religious (doesn't drink and all that) but she is wound tighter than any other person I've met. I've made one or a hundred remarks about how she needs to smoke a bowl and get laid. She said something about how her school was now at least 1/3 lesbians and "the gays." She then said something so monumentally stupid that I couldn't keep my mouth shut. I told her, "I love the gays." She said, well, they just don't know who they are and what they want at that age. I told her that at a fairly young age, I realize I liked penis how about her? Did she think she'd grow out of her penis stage and start liking women? She got all flushed and her chest turned red and she walked out of the room.
These are the kinds of idiots I deal with on a daily basis. I've heard comments about "the" blacks, "the" muslims, and "the" jews. It's no secret that my husband was raised Jewish and my last name pretty much solidifies that fact. I just want to throw rocks at these assholes. Luckily for me, passive aggressiveness or sarcasm is my weapon.
Ugh! I feel for you! I was born and raised with/around "the" rednecks and have to listen to similar things. I actually had a conversation with a childhood friend yesterday about "love the sinner, not the sin" in regards to "the" gays. I think people wound so tight, like your coworker, want to "swim in the pond" (isn't that some kind of lesbian reference?) at least once. I really, really do think this. Just like all the "anit-gay" Republicans who end up finding themselves in the gay clubs. Sometimes people are just poopybutts.
The university I teach at has a fairly conservative administration (read, super conservative. We were advised not to support the teachers who went on strike last year in Wisconsin.). And yet community service is a huge part of our overall review process. I've been volunteering with Planned Parenthood, a local independent radio station (attached to Milwaukee Public Schools), and Slutwalk. That made for an interesting conversation. They can't tell me not to do it and they can't hold it against me, but they were definitely annoyed that I was putting time in with those organizations. It was a small victory (we haven't had raises in four years while the administration takes theirs like clockwork).
one of my favorite coworkers quit. dammit.
Life annoys me. I cant wait to get the fuck out of it for awhile next week.
...and long shipping times.
Poison. Effing. Ivy.
I hate you.
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