You're too sweet!Originally Posted by Key West Digger
Awesome even your bra gets excited around you.
You're too sweet!Awesome even your bra gets excited around you.
All yours. Please ignore the ones with bite marks as I discovered their contents the hard way.
DTTAM: Three employees at my son's daycare have asked me if his stepmother and I are twins.
Jodi Arias Trial Swear Jar $271.25 and rising
People who wont get off their phones when making a purchase.
My Mom. She doesn't have an inside voice either. She's all like, "Yeah, I'm at the store right now. Oh no, I'm just at the cash register. Oh, wait, how much did you say, oh I'm talking to the cashier. How much? Ok, I will call you when I get outside, I'm at the cash register and all of my change fell to the bottom of my purse." She also has her ringer set on ear deafening. It's pretty annoying. If you say something to her, she gets all pissy and says you are a fucking liar when you tell her she's being loud.
Awkward.
"...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)
My paycheck was an entire DAY short. This is so fucking annoying. I want to punch things.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
Weird. My friend's was $100 short yesterday.
"We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it's forever." ~ Carl Sagan
It's also annoying that my weekly taxes deducted are more than a day's worth of salary.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
When magazines that I have already subscribed to are filled the fuck up with those subscription cards.
Double-annoying if the issue contains articles sternly warning me of wasting natural resources.
Jodi Arias Trial Swear Jar $271.25 and rising
Decisions. Decisions are annoying.
The fact that the only place the cat is satisfied to be post-bath is in my lap.
Haha, coincidentally I was about to bitch about women who yap about how much they hate cats when they know I have one.
You can give your cat a bath!? My cats try to eat me when I bathe them (try to anyway). I get organic kitty wipes and clean them while I'm petting them. They look so cute when they are drenched. I wanna give your kitty love just because I'm picturing a drenched kitty.
Well now I see why some people are weirded out by the cat thing.You can give your cat a bath!? My cats try to eat me when I bathe them (try to anyway). I get organic kitty wipes and clean them while I'm petting them. They look so cute when they are drenched. I wanna give your kitty love just because I'm picturing a drenched kitty.
He lets me blow dry him too.
...what??
Oh my goodness! Now I'm picturing a fluffy cat. I love fluffy cats! :-)
My washer hose came loose. Hello wet garage.
I am having the worst time focusing today.
my tailbone/lower back are killing me again. maybe i do have a pinched nerve or something. ouch.
Mine feels so much better these days. Seriously it's the worst pain ever. Advil is not an option?
i've been taking perscription anti-inflammatories and pain meds (tramadol) and it doesn't touch the pain. tonight i'm gonna drink until i can't feel it anymore, that is my short-term plan anyway.
Maybe herbal remedies?
ahahahahahaha
i have a dirty mind
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