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    craving something i don't have here at home. i want a cold grapefruit and i don't have one here.
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    I didn't come here to read.
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    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    Waking up to a cat licking my goatee.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    I like when there's a goatee ...... argh nevermind

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    O_o
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Remnants of a previous meal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    Remnants of a previous meal?
    In her defense, I believe so.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    my face/mouth still hurt really fucking badly from being chewed on. and i can't leave work.

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    So I'm on call this week, which means I get to watch the front desk. Anyways there are computers in our lobby where people can come fill out applications online. This dude has been here for like half an hour and gotten like 10 calls. All of them he ends with "Late"

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    fuck today and the horse it rode in on.

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    I'm trying to change my address online and these effers are trying to charge me $1 per individual. UGH.

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    throwing up


    i think i need to see a doctor. i've been having stomach issues lately. this is probably the 4th day in two weeks that i've been sick.
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    I didn't come here to read.
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    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    craving something i don't have here at home. i want a cold grapefruit and i don't have one here.
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    throwing up
    i think i need to see a doctor. i've been having stomach issues lately. this is probably the 4th day in two weeks that i've been sick.
    A little Beli on the way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Key West Digger View Post
    A little Beli on the way?
    haha, no. seriously, though. i need to get this shit checked out. ugh, and with me starting my new job on monday, its gonna be a while before i can see a doc
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    I didn't come here to read.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    i'm pretty sure that my RA is giving me a bunion. i'm so sad about this. i like my cute feets.

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    My digital buy one tea get one free coupon refused to download at the store so I put them back, and left without the coffee I did pay for. It's too early to be buying coffee without first having coffee.

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    My truck refuses to run at night. During the day, I can start it with one turn of the key and no hesitation. At night, It will not turn over, and in the ONE instance that it did turn over.... it died as soon as I backed out of my parking spot and refused to start back up.

    This would be fine, if I wasn't living a nocturnal lifestyle lately. Seeing as I have no idea what could be causing this weird problem, It looks like my only option is to change my sleep schedule and life to fit my trucks schedule. I guess that officially makes me its Bitch.

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    You don't have a VW do you?
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    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HyperU2 View Post
    My digital buy one tea get one free coupon refused to download at the store so I put them back, and left without the coffee I did pay for. It's too early to be buying coffee without first having coffee.
    I went to the library last night, searched through newspapers on microfilm to find something, printed it and paid for the copy then somehow got home without it. :mad:

    Quote Originally Posted by boogieman View Post
    My truck refuses to run at night. During the day, I can start it with one turn of the key and no hesitation. At night, It will not turn over, and in the ONE instance that it did turn over.... it died as soon as I backed out of my parking spot and refused to start back up.

    This would be fine, if I wasn't living a nocturnal lifestyle lately. Seeing as I have no idea what could be causing this weird problem, It looks like my only option is to change my sleep schedule and life to fit my trucks schedule. I guess that officially makes me its Bitch.
    Mine doesn't want to start after I fill it with gas. Otherwise it always starts right up. Fill it with gas and it has to rrr rrr rrr for awhile first. It eventually starts every time so far. When I had all that work done on it last spring or whenever the mechanic ran down the problem, but it's complicated and involves removing the gas tank and I had already been without it for like 6 weeks and spent a couple thousand dollars so I'm just living with it.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    I lost my brand new eyeliner. :(

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    I could go for a banana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    Mine doesn't want to start after I fill it with gas. Otherwise it always starts right up. Fill it with gas and it has to rrr rrr rrr for awhile first. It eventually starts every time so far. When I had all that work done on it last spring or whenever the mechanic ran down the problem, but it's complicated and involves removing the gas tank and I had already been without it for like 6 weeks and spent a couple thousand dollars so I'm just living with it.
    Anytime you put gas in, or just when you fill up?

    I had a car that was fine as long as you didn't fill it over 3/4th full...
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    DTTAM: The NRA. I've bitched about their telemarketing calls (Thought it was scammers, but the NRA just told me it really was them?! Way to make me want to be AGAINST gun rights to stop the harassment.). I emailed them to let them know about the phone call I get every day, 7 days a week, and how it is some rude fuckers trying to get money that is supposedly donations for the NRA. I told them in the email that the lady told me I could only stop the call if I donated $10, and that I didn't have any urge to donate any money to them. Here is their reply email:

    Thank you for taking the time to contact us.

    We do routine telemarketing soliciting memberships and donations. These transactions can take up to 3-5 business days to post our viewable records. The quickest way to verify a membership payment or contribution is to check with your credit card company or bank. Payments and contributions will be labeled "NRA Membership."

    We very much appreciate your support!

    Best Regards,

    Aaron
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    Nice job on actually reading my email, Asshole. You missed the point completely.



    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    Mine doesn't want to start after I fill it with gas. Otherwise it always starts right up. Fill it with gas and it has to rrr rrr rrr for awhile first. It eventually starts every time so far. When I had all that work done on it last spring or whenever the mechanic ran down the problem, but it's complicated and involves removing the gas tank and I had already been without it for like 6 weeks and spent a couple thousand dollars so I'm just living with it.
    I hate cars sometimes. I think I figured mine out though... It won't start today either, and it's raining... So it has something to do with moisture being in the air. Still working on figuring out a way to fix that, outside of moving to the nearest Desert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Anytime you put gas in, or just when you fill up?

    I had a car that was fine as long as you didn't fill it over 3/4th full...
    I don't know. I always fill it.

    Okay, that's a lie. I just can't remember. I think it starts okay if I don't fill it all the way.
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    I love this guy's stuffed animals but he only sells the patterns and I can't crochet.
    http://www.etsy.com/shop/MrFox

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    I love this guy's stuffed animals but he only sells the patterns and I can't crochet.
    http://www.etsy.com/shop/MrFox
    Which pattern do you like?
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Which pattern do you like?
    all of them, I love the hot air balloon one. I wish I was skilled at craftiness at all.

    You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh

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