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    I tried, I really did! But yea, if you're ever thinking of dating a co-worker - DON'T!
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    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Today sucks and I hate everything and everyone

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    I so feel you lady.

    I'm plotting at work today:
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Quote Originally Posted by aphaziak View Post
    I tried, I really did! But yea, if you're ever thinking of dating a co-worker - DON'T!
    Amen sister.

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    when marty buys the kids donuts and there are leftovers. listen! can you hear them??

    ​"beli!!!! BELI!!!!! come eat me!!!!!!"
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    I didn't come here to read.
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    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    be strong Beli!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    be strong Beli!
    well, they are the ones with the chocolate icing stuff on the top, and i hate chocolate, so that's killing it, but i am kinda thinking of picking at the bottom half. lol i'll try to be good.
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    I didn't come here to read.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    well, they are the ones with the chocolate icing stuff on the top, and i hate chocolate.

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    goddammit my fucking account bounced. fuck fuck fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    most chocolate. i can do that hazelnut chocolate candy and the melted chocolate stuff from the melting pot, but i go in knowing its going to give me heartburn.
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    I didn't come here to read.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    I'm actually concerned. I think it's the same person who left a note for me. This is so fucked up.
    I thought those laundry room notes you posted way back when were really weird.

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    It's not about what you want. It's about what you NEED and you need a laundry pit bull.
    I have never liked or wanted dogs, but have ended up with a pit bull for similar reasons (won't go into how that happened). It's actually my daughter's dog. He has a real scary bark, but he's actually very sweet and loyal. He's the only dog I have ever liked.
    "...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    Today sucks and I hate everything and everyone
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    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
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    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    i know! and i wrote this before Ron pissed me off

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    Quote Originally Posted by HockeyGirl View Post
    Today sucks and I hate everything and everyone
    Quote Originally Posted by aphaziak View Post
    I so feel you lady.

    I'm plotting at work today:
    Today does suck huh? I am in a foul mood. Simple things are annoying the piss out of me.

    If I have to hear about Nancy Grace's alleged nipple slip anymore I am going to spontaneoulsy combust.

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    i'm with y'all. fuck today.

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    Oops I just answered Ds question about the nipple slip in Speak Here. Sorry Tink

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    I needed to know.
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    I put some money in my bank account yesterday, because I knew I had a credit card needing paid tomorrow (9/29).

    I just checked my bank account online (to see how much was actually in it before paying said bill), and was shocked to find out I am in the negative. I guess a check someone gave me on the 26th bounced, and now I am $475 in debt to my bank. To top it off, the credit card money I just put in there today only went to paying off said debt and now I have nothing in the bank to pay the fucking credit card that is due tomorrow.

    Not to mention that I have no vehicle to get to the bank with, so I can't go put more money in the bank... even if that would help me.


    I guess today is going to be filled with lots of angry phone calls and death threats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boogieman View Post
    I put some money in my bank account yesterday, because I knew I had a credit card needing paid tomorrow (9/29).

    I just checked my bank account online (to see how much was actually in it before paying said bill), and was shocked to find out I am in the negative. I guess a check someone gave me on the 26th bounced, and now I am $475 in debt to my bank. To top it off, the credit card money I just put in there today only went to paying off said debt and now I have nothing in the bank to pay the fucking credit card that is due tomorrow.

    Not to mention that I have no vehicle to get to the bank with, so I can't go put more money in the bank... even if that would help me.


    I guess today is going to be filled with lots of angry phone calls and death threats.
    you couldn't get a payday advance loan? the interest is a bit high, but it sounds like you may need to get one. as long as you have the stuff you need and your credit isn't too bad, you should get qualified pretty fast.
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    That should be part of your tag line.
    "I didn't come here to read. I came to blast chicks in the face.'

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    i woke up today and my eyelids are all swollen. not all the way shut, and i can see my eyes don't itch or anything. they're just swollen. wtf?

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    The Life Alert commercial where the lady is talking about "my kids and grandkids having to go on without me." I'm pretty sure their life would go on without her. It's not like she's going to live forever, and if she can't even get her ass up off the floor it's not like she can do much for them.
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by deeply shaded View Post
    The Life Alert commercial where the lady is talking about "my kids and grandkids having to go on without me." I'm pretty sure their life would go on without her. It's not like she's going to live forever, and if she can't even get her ass up off the floor it's not like she can do much for them.
    Sames.

    Have to drop my truck off at Ford tonight to make sure my gas tank doesn't fall off. At least recalls are free.

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    myself.
    Quote Originally Posted by ZoMyGoddess! View Post
    maybe when the check comes next time, just throw your dick on the table and be like "if you got the check, i got dessert"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HyperU2 View Post
    Sames.

    Have to drop my truck off at Ford tonight to make sure my gas tank doesn't fall off. At least recalls are free.
    Free but your truck will come back with a long list of things they found wrong with it and expect you to freak all out and start throwing money at them to make it okay. My list was over $700 as I recall. One of the items was something I had just had taken care of at another shop. I hate car dealers and would never take my car to one for repair unless it was free.
    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    kim kardashian - made famous for having a sex tape, should die in a fire
    Quote Originally Posted by McMama View Post
    Have you ever walked into a mall, sat on God's lap, and had your picture taken?

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    Yeah I don't use dealers for other services. I had it inspected last month, they can piss off with any suggestions.

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