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    Okay so. Ron don't read this.


    When we were in Vegas we went to this Thai restaurant for Don's bday. It's like the #1 Thai place in LV and #18 in the country. The food was awesome and not gross or stomach turning, but it was still Thai. HOWEVER. I got a Thai iced tea, which my stomach can handle as long as a) I drink it slow and b)I only have one. Don's never tried it, so he takes a sip of mine and orders one. Like a moron, I'm super thirsty so I chug mine and order another one.

    About halfway through the meal I get the WORST stomach pains I have ever had in my life. I excuse myself and go into the bathroom, where both stalls are taken by chicks taking their sweet time. Like I was standing there saying "ohmygodohmygodohmygod" out loud. Once I get into the stall I'm there for like 15 minutes. When I come out Don's not at the table and is gone for another ten minutes so I'm babbling some shit about there being a line at his aunt and mom. He comes back from the bathroom saying the same thing. I just look at him and start laughing and explain my stomach is all jacked up too. He's like "I'm sweating like crazy" and I'm like "my hands are shaking and my neck is hot". I have no idea why I said that but he burst out laughing and now "hot neck" is code for peeing out of your butt.

    I'm pretty sure that was super anticlimactic so sorry

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    after my gallbladder surgery, i fear for my life in situations like this. this is why i dont eat chipotle anymore.

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    i love thai iced tea. i want one right now.

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    Thanks for the heads up. I'm not reading it.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Wtf happened in here?

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    wtf is in thai iced tea that would cause that reaction? also, eggplant incident explanation, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    wtf is in thai iced tea that would cause that reaction? also, eggplant incident explanation, please.
    I just thought a story name with alliteration would get attention.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    There is an ingredient in thai iced tea that can give you liquid ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I just thought a story name with alliteration would get attention.
    I refuse to accept this. Make one up!
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    oMG, yeah, no, AMY is in no way superior to Tara. Never.


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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    wtf is in thai iced tea that would cause that reaction? also, eggplant incident explanation, please.
    It's made of black tea and milk, both are diuretics, to me anyway

    I wouldn't have been able to eat dinner tonight if I recounted it, hence the cliffhanger hahah

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    Not just milk, half and half. I recall being thai tea bags once and it having a warning about loose stools on it, but now I can't find anything.

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    i will never drink thai tea. neverrrrrrrr.
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    I want to kiss your lips. Both sets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neenerneener View Post
    i will never drink thai tea. neverrrrrrrr.
    My gf drinks it whenever we get Thai. Then I end up sharing my coke with her. Sigh women

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    Ughhhhhh I only have ONE work shirt. I have to wear it everyday. I normally go two work days before I wash it. I've already gone two days without cleaning it so I THOUGHT I brought it over to my aunt's to wash. I just took my clothes out of the washer and it was a pair of shorts the same color.

    ALSO I got hives when I went swimming tonight.

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    DTTAM: Urgh. I had these grand intentions of cleaning and re-arranging the entire house on my day off, so now literally everything we own is in a huge pile on the floor, the house is messier then when I began, and I've lost my cleaning mojo. My OH is going to rage so hard when he gets home. I think I might just abort the mission and conveniently go missing for 48 hours.

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    ^ I do shit like that all the time.

    I washed every item of clothing in this house last week. I realised I have a LOT of clothes I don;t wear. I did throw some out though.
    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trepid View Post
    DTTAM: Urgh. I had these grand intentions of cleaning and re-arranging the entire house on my day off, so now literally everything we own is in a huge pile on the floor, the house is messier then when I began, and I've lost my cleaning mojo. My OH is going to rage so hard when he gets home. I think I might just abort the mission and conveniently go missing for 48 hours.
    I know EXACTLY how you feel. I always do this. I wake up at like 6:30 with Izzy and I'm like "FUCK YEAH GOTTA CLEAN MY WHOLE HOUSE!!!" and then by 9 am, I am stretched out on my couch watching Tv
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    Shut up, dick.

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    People attention whoring about my birthday shit. Either you're coming, or you're not.....STFU about it on the god damn page.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    People attention whoring about my birthday shit. Either you're coming, or you're not.....STFU about it on the god damn page.
    Uh, don't they realize that all the attention should be on you, all the time? Its like they don't even know you.
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    I want to kiss your lips. Both sets.

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    Mom's power wheelchair. Ordered in January, due to be delivered by the end of Feb, early March, latest. Still isn't here. Now the supplier has been sold and the new people (if you can call them that) say she isn't eligible for Medicare and the whole transaction needs to be recertified.



    She needs the damn chair people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    People attention whoring about my birthday shit. Either you're coming, or you're not.....STFU about it on the god damn page.
    Why don't you decide on a place then people can tell you if they're coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    Why don't you decide on a place then people can tell you if they're coming
    It's days away. What's the rush?
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    It's days away. What's the rush?
    I have another bday party that night, and I'm trying to schedule accordingly. Location plays into that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelaiscaustic View Post
    I have another bday party that night, and I'm trying to schedule accordingly. Location plays into that.
    Who dared? I know it was mine first.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Who dared? I know it was mine first.
    My friend Tina. Hers starts earlier and is at some place by Chelsea Piers. I'd ditch but my bff is gonna be there from CT and I want to see her.

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