I would rather smell like a million stale cigarettes and possibly also burnt buttholes and rotten crotch cheese than Drakkar Noir.
I would rather smell like a million stale cigarettes and possibly also burnt buttholes and rotten crotch cheese than Drakkar Noir.
Originally Posted by bowieluva
Exactly.
Same. and I dont smoke either, but cologne and perfume make me SO fucking sick, but I used to be a smoker, so Ive never really been to bothered by it. Unless of course my husband goes and smokes and blows it directly in my face or try to kiss me right after. thats a NoNo.
i would really like to break something right now. or start something on fire. i'm so glad its my friday.
I'm insanely, horribly allergic to a chemical component in scents. When people stand near me and have perfume or hairspray going on, I die. I suck it the fuck up, though, and I am a legitimate medical case. Because I know I can't control the world. The only time I hate cigarette smoke is when my neighbors smoke so heavily that MY shit starts to smell.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
gardening and then feeling like bugs are crawling all over me. uuuugggghhhh.
I have to work Memorial Day weekend. Eff that shit.
Sleeping a normal amount of hours and still being tired enough to curl up in a ball and die.
Dr Cap-n Meow diagnoses you with mononucleosis.
My brother has Epstein Barr and he's had mono like 5 million times. He graduated high school a semester late because he missed so much school.
I tried getting mono in high school from my girlfriend that had it. I just wanted a little vacation from school. I never got it.
I honestly think that that's what I have instead of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome because when I push myself too hard, it feels like mono and it lasts about as long. I was positively diagnosed with mono years ago so no one will retest me because of the myth that you only get mono once.
Yeah that's a total myth. He's been getting mono since he was like, 8. Even when he doesn't have a flareup he sleeps all the time.
My grandmother is always forwarding me these super Christian, super conservative, super racist and homophobic emails and I really want to email her back saying, "Please don't send me your propaganda any more. I support gay rights, I'm pro-choice, I believe in social programs, I don't believe that the Bible is an instruction manual for life, I don't believe in the Rapture, and I recycle. Suck on that."
lol, when I went to college and joined an LGBT support group, my mom casually mentioned it to my uncle, who proceeded to email me some stupid shit about God is always watching, what we do in this life echoes in eternity, "I know that now that you are on your own, the path you are meant to take in life isn't always clear; you are more vulnerable to the devil now," etc. I wrote him back and said (way more nicely, which I now kick myself for), Jesus is facepalming at your fuckery.
Sucks to our relatives.
Oh but the Bible is the only book you need. Might I recommend...
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Mk. 4.24
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
6 ¶ Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
"It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.
i keep missing gentle yoga because i'm always ill. today i am going. i don't care if i vomit all over my mat.
I just managed to dip my toes in my drink. Stupid foot.
That takes skill. You have some mad skillz, yo
"...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)
People on message boards other than this one are idiots.
I like I can put my foot in my drink and not be classed as an idiotPeople on message boards other than this one are idiots.
Naw, just clumsy.I like I can put my foot in my drink and not be classed as an idiot
"...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)
ETA: I've not been drinking, but I thought this was inkeeping with my life.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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