I would rather smell like a million stale cigarettes and possibly also burnt buttholes and rotten crotch cheese than Drakkar Noir.
i would really like to break something right now. or start something on fire. i'm so glad its my friday.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
gardening and then feeling like bugs are crawling all over me. uuuugggghhhh.
I have to work Memorial Day weekend. Eff that shit.
My grandmother is always forwarding me these super Christian, super conservative, super racist and homophobic emails and I really want to email her back saying, "Please don't send me your propaganda any more. I support gay rights, I'm pro-choice, I believe in social programs, I don't believe that the Bible is an instruction manual for life, I don't believe in the Rapture, and I recycle. Suck on that."
Sucks to our relatives.
Oh but the Bible is the only book you need. Might I recommend...
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Mk. 4.24
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
6 ¶ Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
"It's the salt water that changes the Rainbow's pretty colors to gray." "And his colors never come back?" "No, once he's been to the sea he's changed forever. The Steelhead can come back home here, stay for the rest of his days, and live among the other Rainbow trout, but he'll always be different because of where he's been." Morsi, Pamela. Garters.
i keep missing gentle yoga because i'm always ill. today i am going. i don't care if i vomit all over my mat.
I just managed to dip my toes in my drink. Stupid foot.
People on message boards other than this one are idiots.
plain and simple
ETA: I've not been drinking, but I thought this was inkeeping with my life.