[quote author=trepid link=topic=8178.msg904976#msg904976 date=1214340266]
A) ...
B) If that was my cat lying on the footpath minding its own business and someone bludgeoned it to death I would be beyond annoyed. And the whole spanner thing makes me sick.
C) Cos he's going to go away for being a cat killer (it's funny cos I know the guy and he's an asshat, obviously. He's going to get a spanner where the sun don't shine).
= dumb things that annoy me
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OMG I totally get it now.
[quote author=LawChick link=topic=8178.msg904979#msg904979 date=1214340373]
What the hell is a spanner?
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I imagine a frying pan.
edit: and that makes the vision of the story quite funny.
[quote author=LawChick link=topic=8178.msg904979#msg904979 date=1214340373]
What the hell is a spanner?
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[quote author=leapfreak link=topic=8178.msg904983#msg904983 date=1214340564]
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hmmmm...not what I imagined at all.
[quote author=leapfreak link=topic=8178.msg904983#msg904983 date=1214340564]
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Thanks sweet cheeks. People beating cats with wrenches. How annoying.
Originally Posted by Nancy Drew
No one ever gets me.Where is Lawchick? We speak the same intellectual language.
Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?
[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=8178.msg904798#msg904798 date=1214331549]
Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)
Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’.
We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)
The best is ready to begiiinn!!
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As long as we got each other
We got the world spinning right in our hands.
Baby you and me, we gotta be..the luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin’!
I knew that by memory too. Disturbing.
I still find that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son full of tremendous lulz.
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg904932#msg904932 date=1214338083]
My best friend pronounce husbAnD like, husbInT.
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Haha.
I know what you mean.
I have a good friend from New Jersey and his entire family speaks that way.
Salad is " sallit", retard is " Ree tart" ..and countless other things that I could list all day long.
It can be annoying but it's also kind of funny. And I always laugh when I hear it.
I thought the cat story was funny.
"Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished." -Chuck Palahniuk
I love everyone except Amy.Amy's taste > Tara's
[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=8178.msg905082#msg905082 date=1214345737]
I thought the cat story was funny.
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Well we all already know that you're completely heartless.
No one ever gets me.Fuckin LawChick, how does she work?
[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=8178.msg905082#msg905082 date=1214345737]
I thought the cat story was funny.
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It would have been funnier if it was babies.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
Okay, here's a dumb thing that annoys me. Why the fuck does every job in L.A need a goddamn headshot? This guy offered me a jerb and now the company wants headshots. I swear to fucking god, you apply to be a garbage man and they're like 'hmmm are you in SAG?'
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8178.msg905119#msg905119 date=1214347769]
Okay, here's a dumb thing that annoys me. Why the fuck does every job in L.A need a goddamn headshot? This guy offered me a jerb and now the company wants headshots. I swear to fucking god, you apply to be a garbage man and they're like 'hmmm are you in SAG?'
[/quote]uuhh isn't that discrimination? I mean, unless you're acting or whatever.
"Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished." -Chuck Palahniuk
I love everyone except Amy.Amy's taste > Tara's
[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=8178.msg905129#msg905129 date=1214348074]
uuhh isn't that discrimination? I mean, unless you're acting or whatever.
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You would think so, but it's weirdly standard. It's not like anyone is going to want to take it to court all 'Hey, I'm fat, slovenly and homely, but I deserve that job as much as that straight-toothed bimbo!'
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8178.msg905119#msg905119 date=1214347769]
Okay, here's a dumb thing that annoys me. Why the fuck does every job in L.A need a goddamn headshot? This guy offered me a jerb and now the company wants headshots. I swear to fucking god, you apply to be a garbage man and they're like 'hmmm are you in SAG?'
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:lol: You dont' have a headshot?
even I have a headshot.. yeah it's from 1992 but whatever. :lol:
This must be for a writing gig. I'm just here to state I never had to turn in a headshot for a normal gig.
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
My brother's woman had their first (and will be his ONLY, she had 2 girls when they met) child and NO ONE CALLED ME. I heard about it from my cousin in Michigan.
And an extra special to my mom for being seriously fucked up. She can plan to DRIVE to NJ to see my brother's kid but wouldn't take my kids for a DAY so my husband could be with me while I had Lily.
feetprints: Ron's laughing at me because I'm gross and he doesn't like me :(
ron_nyc: No, you're cute for a baby factory
My motha fuckin toilet overflowed due to toddlers shoving whole rolls of toilet paper in there and flushing it. The overflow leaked into my kitchen and now I have pee pee toilet water in ALL of my cabnets and all over my clean dishes. Now I have to take everything out and wash em. I freakin hate doing the dinner dishes much less EVERY DISH I FREAKIN OWN... I am so pissed I had to step away and come here for a second. Plus, I dont know how much damage the problem has done. ARG
So far, since September of 2007 (our move in date) we have had to:
Fix leaking pipes
Respackle the ceiling due to a plumbing problem
Our lawn mower broke
We just bought a 7000 dollar heat pump to replace the old broken one.
Replace a cracked and leaking toilet
Replace the refridgerator (warrenty THANK GAWD)
and right now my garbage disposal is fucked up... apparently you cant shove all your left overs in there and turn it on :(
When it rains, it pours.... pee pee toilet water
That sucks major balls.
You should use the toddler to mop up the pee-pee water. 
[quote author=Cathynugz link=topic=8178.msg905341#msg905341 date=1214356532]
My motha fuckin toilet overflowed due to toddlers shoving whole rolls of toilet paper in there and flushing it. The overflow leaked into my kitchen and now I have pee pee toilet water in ALL of my cabnets and all over my clean dishes. Now I have to take everything out and wash em. I freakin hate doing the dinner dishes much less EVERY DISH I FREAKIN OWN... I am so pissed I had to step away and come here for a second. Plus, I dont know how much damage the problem has done. ARG
So far, since September of 2007 (our move in date) we have had to:
Fix leaking pipes
Respackle the ceiling due to a plumbing problem
Our lawn mower broke
We just bought a 7000 dollar heat pump to replace the old broken one.
Replace a cracked and leaking toilet
Replace the refridgerator (warrenty THANK GAWD)
and right now my garbage disposal is fucked up... apparently you cant shove all your left overs in there and turn it on :(
When it rains, it pours.... pee pee toilet water
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:-o
How deep was the water to reach clean dishes :lol:
Bit my fucking lip. Twice.
[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=8178.msg905354#msg905354 date=1214357353]
Bit my fucking lip. Twice.
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Can I bite it next time? 
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
Bleedin' Love by Leona Lewis. I heard it on 3 different stations in 5 minutes. Argh.
[quote author=turtlenads link=topic=8178.msg905355#msg905355 date=1214357435]
Can I bite it next time?
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Yes please. I'd enjoy that.
Oh and I killed a moth that was on my monitor and tossed it aside and it's corpse is now in my printer.
Karl Rove
Hummers
People who wear that blue tooth shit
shopping malls
segways
work
[quote author=trepid link=topic=8178.msg904933#msg904933 date=1214338123]
How's this for a fuck up.
My mate has this friend who was driving the other night and accidentally ran over someone's cat. He saw it lying on the side of the road, twitching, so he pulled over and decided he should put it out of its misery (got a spanner and hit it over the head) and then went and knocked on the door of the house to tell them that he had run over their cat. No one answered so he just left and the next thing he knew, two cops are knocking at the door accusing him of animal cruelty, so he was trying to explain the whole situation but when the cops asked to see his car and looked under it, there was a cat still under there, all mashed up under the grill! The dumbass had killed some other cat that had been sun baking on the footpath! Apparently the owner saw him kill it out the window and when he knocked on her door, she was crouching behind the door with a knife because she thought he was some psychopathic killer and now he's in deep shit. :lol: :lol: :lol:
And before the bleeding hearts start no I do not condone animal cruelty, but to his defence he was caught in an ethical dilemma of whether or not to put it out of its misery (well thought he was caught in an ethical dilemma :lol: ).
RIP flat cat and innocent cat.
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An urban legend come to life?
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/bargrill.asp
[quote author=electricalst0rm link=topic=8178.msg905360#msg905360 date=1214357973]
Bleedin' Love by Leona Lewis. I heard it on 3 different stations in 5 minutes. Argh.
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I heard it in the dentist's office today!!!! :lol:
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