[quote author=Rebirth of Josh link=topic=8178.msg838291#msg838291 date=1209762008]
Holy shit she's ugly. She looks like a washed up, 48 year old ex-porn star who is now on disability and spending all of her money on smack. I wouldn't touch her with Bud's dick.
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I love how you even gave a specific age. Good job, Josh!
Oh, and you know what dumb thing that is annoying me right now? When I get back from lunch and no one IMs me. 
[quote author=heliophobic link=topic=8178.msg838281#msg838281 date=1209761179]
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jesuss fucking christ it's 1983 all over again.
nice sofa. the decor is seriously upsetting.
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
[quote author=vaga link=topic=8178.msg838296#msg838296 date=1209762176]
jesuss fucking christ it's 1983 all over again.
nice sofa.
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It slightly takes the attention off her face though. OH BURRRRNNNN!!!!
I personally enjoy the artificial flowers in the stark white porcelain vase. And when I say vase, I'm saying it like a French person. 
[quote author=Rebirth of Josh link=topic=8178.msg838298#msg838298 date=1209762291]
It slightly takes the attention off her face though. OH BURRRRNNNN!!!!
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who the fuck has a fake vase with fake flowers in it like that ?
who?????
ugh. UGH! UGH!! the sofa looks beat she must have all her men lay on it.
and what's up with her stance.. she must had practiced long and hard to perfect it.
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
[quote author=skindeep_curiosity link=topic=8178.msg838300#msg838300 date=1209762388]
I personally enjoy the artificial flowers in the stark white porcelain vase. And when I say vase, I'm saying it like a French person.
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yeah that's the kind of shit you see in a funeral parlor.
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
[quote author=vaga link=topic=8178.msg838301#msg838301 date=1209762417]
who the fuck has a fake vase with fake flowers in it like that ?
who?????
ugh. UGH! UGH!! the sofa looks beat she must have all her men lay on it.
and what's up with her stance.. she must had practiced long and hard to perfect it.
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Hahaha! I actually finally convinced my Mom to get rid of the artifical lillies that we had on a shelf in the TV room. That one damn thing was actually aging our room all by itself.
When someone gets sooo caught up in pretending to be how she wants everyone to see her, omg i'm so strange and weird, you probably think I'm strange and weird, everyone thinks I'm so strange and weird, aren't I so strange and weird? Gah! Just be yourself!
Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow
[quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=8178.msg838370#msg838370 date=1209769662]
When someone gets sooo caught up in pretending to be how she wants everyone to see her, omg i'm so strange and weird, you probably think I'm strange and weird, everyone thinks I'm so strange and weird, aren't I so strange and weird? Gah! Just be yourself!
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I fucking hate that.
but maybe thats because im strange and weird.
[quote author=Creature Feature link=topic=8178.msg838407#msg838407 date=1209773374]
I fucking hate that.
but maybe thats because im strange and weird.
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[quote author=trailerparktrash link=topic=8178.msg838426#msg838426 date=1209773996]
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Dont you know everyone says they are strange and weird? Its that whole "im different and quirky! Appreciate me cause im one of a kind" thing.
I say thats just trying too hard. Hi. Nice to meet you. Im Kory and im just like everyone else.
I think I fucked that chick stalking Nat.
[quote author=Creature Feature link=topic=8178.msg838440#msg838440 date=1209774839]
Dont you know everyone says they are strange and weird? Its that whole "im different and quirky! Appreciate me cause im one of a kind" thing.
I say thats just trying too hard. Hi. Nice to meet you. Im Kory and im just like everyone else.
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My lovely uni friend just goes on too much about how strange she is. The only strange thing about her is that she goes on about it too much
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=8178.msg838443#msg838443 date=1209774977]
I think I fucked that chick stalking Nat.
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Then why isnt she stalking you? Didnt bring your "A" game?
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=8178.msg838443#msg838443 date=1209774977]
I think I fucked that chick stalking Nat.
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:lol:
please tell me you didn't. our online love affair would have to end.
updaaaaaate guys. she called hot topics all over the area trying to get the district manager's number and no one would give it to her, well she tracked it down by calling some store that's way the fuck out of the district and got it. I have to print out all of my pm's for kelly's manager. :lol:
bitch be crazy. So I called kelly today all day at work fucking with her, and then I went to visit her and yelled her name super loud when I walked in and she seriously jumped 3 feet in the air. good times. we are going out tonight for our friend's bachelorette party. should be interesting. wonder if she'll find us.
I bought my signature cock pops for the occasion.
[quote author=Creature Feature link=topic=8178.msg838462#msg838462 date=1209775503]
Then why isnt she stalking you? Didnt bring your "A" game?
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If I did, it was a long time ago my friend.
Besides, I don't give these cunts my real name or number. :lol:
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=8178.msg838537#msg838537 date=1209777574]
If I did, it was a long time ago my friend.
Besides, I don't give these opossums my real name or number. :lol:
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So you are the black man my mommy warned me about?
:lol:
Having to get up at 530am on Saturdays.
Waking up at 7:30 when I don't have to.
Also being half drunk when I do and trying to re-wrap my hand. I actually had to take a break to type this. One handed. :|
Ebay awarding me a blue star certificate, part of me is searching for a fridge and a magnet the other half of me is like WTF :-o
My housemate
Not only is he an old sleazy, racist but he's homophobic too. Some of the shit that comes out of his mouth makes me want to
Its sunday, a beautiful day outside, and I'm stuck inside cleaning up after slobs :|
When my new housemate's girlfriend comes over, uses our shower and floods my bedroom. When my landlord saw the mess, he banned the pair of them from using the shower ever again and she moaned at him. She doesn't even live here! Get the hell out of our shower!
I really need to reconsider moving :|
[quote author=leapfreak link=topic=8178.msg841318#msg841318 date=1209985592]
When my new housemate's girlfriend comes over, uses our shower and floods my bedroom. When my landlord saw the mess, he banned the pair of them from using the shower ever again and she moaned at him. She doesn't even live here! Get the hell out of our shower!
I really need to reconsider moving :|
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At least the landlord told them off about it. I'm sorry Leap. Seems like you've got some interesting characters living with you.
Hotsauce McGilacuty - You can't kill ghosts. They're already dead.
When people say 'would of' or 'could of' instead of have. That really gets my goat.
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