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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleta View Post
    Double-checked: funds paid 6/03/15.

    I asked 2 mods. I whined. I complained. I bitched.
    I paid. It's now been suggested I lied?
    Betcha can't guess what I won't be doing again.
    I coulda made like 1/27464838265474949th of a cent interest on that shit by now.
    That's assanine. Can SOMEONE fix this? If anything, might I suggest giving one of MODS the ability to make people preemie if Mike doesn't have time to do it.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    thank you, lady. i just need to get through school. i'll be done in december. HAIL SATAN.
    HAIL SATAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleta View Post
    Double-checked: funds paid 6/03/15.

    I asked 2 mods. I whined. I complained. I bitched.
    I paid. It's now been suggested I lied?
    Betcha can't guess what I won't be doing again.
    I coulda made like 1/27464838265474949th of a cent interest on that shit by now.
    Hahaha. I called you a liar. aren't all people with tattoos big ole liars?
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Hahaha. I called you a liar. aren't all people with tattoos big ole liars?
    How DARE you!! Immoral sluts, maybe, but liars??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleta View Post
    Double-checked: funds paid 6/03/15.

    I asked 2 mods. I whined. I complained. I bitched.
    I paid. It's now been suggested I lied?
    Betcha can't guess what I won't be doing again.
    I coulda made like 1/27464838265474949th of a cent interest on that shit by now.
    I am banned too often to pay for it lol
    Pay to be hated, nah I'm cool

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    Nope, not doing it. Restraint.


    ***

    DTTAM: a friend called me having a freaking meltdown and NEEDED me to meet him. I'd had a drink, so paid to uber to him. He gave me a long hug, cried on my shoulder without a word, and promptly vanished with someone else. Left his phone on the table. I went home after waiting over an hour. He texted later on to thank me for showing up, he's fine now. Gah. Glad I got to support some uber drivers on a tight budget.

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    I admire your restraint and your bravery. That pick up a stranger crap scares me to bits!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fleta View Post
    Nope, not doing it. Restraint.


    ***

    DTTAM: a friend called me having a freaking meltdown and NEEDED me to meet him. I'd had a drink, so paid to uber to him. He gave me a long hug, cried on my shoulder without a word, and promptly vanished with someone else. Left his phone on the table. I went home after waiting over an hour. He texted later on to thank me for showing up, he's fine now. Gah. Glad I got to support some uber drivers on a tight budget.
    I'm confused.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I'm confused.
    I speak fluent Fleta. The restraint was meant for Kat. The rest was a dumb thing that annoyed her. I don't blame her, I'd be annoyed too.
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    I'm confused.
    Isn't uber that free car service thing?

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    Sometimes there just needs to be a tumbleweed smiley
    Quote Originally Posted by blighted star
    I was about to be annoyed that this thread was still active, but I see now it's morphed into offers of sex for chilli confectionary, so carry on guys :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuchAClassicGirl View Post


    Sometimes there just needs to be a tumbleweed smiley
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    It must be nice to be blissfully ignorant .... or deliberately obtuse. I have found that irony, sarcasm and satire are totally beyond the reach of the intellectually challenged. So the slings and arrows just bypass them.

    "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves" .. Confucius
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellaboo View Post
    It must be nice to be blissfully ignorant .... or deliberately obtuse. I have found that irony, sarcasm and satire are totally beyond the reach of the intellectually challenged. So the slings and arrows just bypass them.
    Those words are like super big... That is annoying
    So is this captcha I was like wtf?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Caffeinatedkat View Post
    I had a friends who's husband had a vasectomy and she still got knocked up.

    THIS! ugh. The thought of this happening is a nightmare. My husband got one done 4 years ago and everyone is saying that it'll fix itself after 7-10 yrs. I've never looked up if that's possible or not, I just don't want to do the research and find out it's true. People think I'm the devil because we've decided not to have anymore kids.
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    That happened to my friend too-post vasectomy pregnancy. But I think theirs happened because they didn't wait the full two weeks like the doctor said or something.

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    That makes sense. My husband had to go back more than once to make sure because he had 10 times the normal amount. There was no way we were boinking until we made sure they were gone.

    My sister in law had 4 kids of her own and 2 step kids and she offered to take my 2 brats for the week...I think she's crazy. Some people are made for a lot of kids, I don't understand how they stay sane with all the noise.
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    Because they are probably not ghetto and hood like me.

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    I was at my daughter's house last Sunday ... She and my son in law were buying gear for my 9 year old slender grandson to join a football team ... I asked "can he get hurt or concluded?" They said sure. I was worried.


    Last night my daughter starts texting that she is at an urgent care centre waiting on xrays. Broken finger ..... on third day of practice, no contact even ... just catching the ball. He is done .. cannot play .. football makes me nervous.
    He has played baseball, soccer and ice hockey without incident.

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    Quote Originally Posted by debk589 View Post
    That happened to my friend too-post vasectomy pregnancy. But I think theirs happened because they didn't wait the full two weeks like the doctor said or something.
    Some men don't go back to have the semen analysis/sperm count done, which is crucial status post vasectomy as not all vasectomies are successful. It is also best to have more than one done, sometimes as far off as 6 months after the procedure. Post-vasectomy reversal when it occurs usually occurs right after surgery. The chances of a vasectomy spontaneously reversing itself later on are actually very rare, about .025%.
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    sorry to disrupt the spermie convo... DTTAM: i went to have lunch at ihop yesterday and they were playing christian country music. double whammy of the two most annoying music types. how do they get away with that shit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    People think I'm the devil because we've decided not to have anymore kids.
    Two was plenty for me. Some people LOOOOVE kids and raising kids and are great at it, and more power to them. I am not one of them. I love my kids and I did the best I could raising them, but I did not want any more. Of course, I got divorced when they were pretty little and ended up raising them by myself, and I think if I'd had help - and the relationship was a good one - I'd have enjoyed raising my kids a lot more than I did. But in any case, nobody should feel guilty for not having kids or not having more kids. We have plenty of people on the planet already and people like the Duggars certainly make up for all those who opt out of child bearing. :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    sorry to disrupt the spermie convo... DTTAM: i went to have lunch at ihop yesterday and they were playing christian country music. double whammy of the two most annoying music types. how do they get away with that shit?
    Gross.
    "...Jeffrey Dahmer... actually confessed and accepted his punishment. Had real remorse for the sick things he did. It's pretty bad when Jeffrey Dahmer is a better person than you are." ~Justice11 (re: Jodi Arias)

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeebee View Post
    Gross.
    right? there is a thrift store that i go to that always plays christian music and it annoys me but it's not that big of a deal because they are church owned. but ihop? i'm going to assume people who work there are allowed to play music and someone there thinks it is appropriate. ew. it really bothered me. because i'm THAT ass hole who doesn't like being forced to think about someone else's god while i'm eating crepes.
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    I made a giant pot of Gumbo for the people at work today and dropped the fucking thing in front of my house. I cried.

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    I would be a total bitch and ask to have the music changed.

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