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    Quote Originally Posted by kissmedeadly8989 View Post
    My neighbor put a note in my mailbox signed "your anonymous neighbor," like we aren't going to know which neighbor it's from. He said he is going to call the city and complain about the fact that I have bird feeders because having the feeders is "causing birds to perch on my property," and "the birds are causing noise pollution". Come on.
    Put a note back in their mailbox saying

    Dear neighbor,

    The birds are now taking requests for new songs to tweet. Feel free to express your noise concerns to them and possibly suggest a song that would fit your comfort levels.

    Signed your helpful neighbor

    PS if you really want to get in good with the birds and not have them perched on your property you can install your very own feeder for them to perch on instead.
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    I'm extremely annoyed with the Rain. 1 day of sun, 5 days of rain. It's killing me. That and why the hell is it only 40 in May? Mother Nature forgot to take her meds again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emmy_dreamy View Post
    I'm extremely annoyed with the Rain. 1 day of sun, 5 days of rain. It's killing me. That and why the hell is it only 40 in May? Mother Nature forgot to take her meds again.
    It's been raining for days here, too. It's only 46 right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nclexusgirl View Post
    Put a note back in their mailbox saying

    Dear neighbor,

    The birds are now taking requests for new songs to tweet. Feel free to express your noise concerns to them and possibly suggest a song that would fit your comfort levels.

    Signed your helpful neighbor

    PS if you really want to get in good with the birds and not have them perched on your property you can install your very own feeder for them to perch on instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nclexusgirl View Post
    Put a note back in their mailbox saying

    Dear neighbor,

    The birds are now taking requests for new songs to tweet. Feel free to express your noise concerns to them and possibly suggest a song that would fit your comfort levels.

    Signed your helpful neighbor

    PS if you really want to get in good with the birds and not have them perched on your property you can install your very own feeder for them to perch on instead.
    They would lose it 😂 They're really such terrible neighbors.

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    It rained for 2 weeks off and on here, pretty much a week straight at the end of it. My roof got destroyed in that time and the ceiling in my room collapsed. We had to wait until it finally stopped raining to get up there and fix it. I don't feel sorry for any of you having to deal with that rain now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Words Words View Post
    It rained for 2 weeks off and on here, pretty much a week straight at the end of it. My roof got destroyed in that time and the ceiling in my room collapsed. We had to wait until it finally stopped raining to get up there and fix it. I don't feel sorry for any of you having to deal with that rain now
    There are flash flood warnings here. That and my inground pool is overflowing. I just need sun. This rain makes me sleepy.

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    Ugh, it is supposed to be 85 today and 90 tomorrow. It literally went from being cold/rainy to hot overnight. I hate Sac weather.


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    i fucking hate that my sleep schedule is all fucked up. i can't even go clean my house because z is in the living room trying to sleep, covered in hives and miserable. i need day shift. this is fucking dumb.

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    We need rain! There's a massive fire burning (152,000 acres) about an hour or so away from us. It's estimated that they won't be able to put out the fire until November or later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bermstalker View Post
    I can't remember which thread we talked about Dani Mathers in (she was the model that posted a photo on her social media account body shaming a stranger)

    Anyway, the woman has been found- she's in her 70s- and charges are going to be filed
    http://www.tmz.com/2016/09/05/playma...investigation/

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    A former Playboy playmate criminally charged after secretly taking a photo of a naked woman at a Los Angeles gym and snarkily uploading it to Snapchat pleaded no contest on Wednesday and was sentenced to probation and community labor.

    Dani Mathers, 30, will be under probation for three years and must complete 30 days of local graffiti cleanup, according to a court clerk.

    Mathers was charged in November with one count of invasion of privacy in the July incident, in which the 2015 Playboy Playmate of the Year snapped a photo of the nude 70-year-old and posted it to Snapchat with the text "If I can't unsee this then you can't either."

    "She really apologizes from the bottom of her heart for what happened," Mathers' attorney Thomas Mesereau said outside of court. "She never thought this would come out like this. Never intended to hurt anyone."

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    I got more hours of community service for a registration ticket than she got for distributing nudes of a woman on the internet without permission. Fuck that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I got more hours of community service for a registration ticket than she got for distributing nudes of a woman on the internet without permission. Fuck that.
    Are you a playboy model? I'm sure her money and ability to pay for a good lawyer had a lot to do with her deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmy_dreamy View Post
    Are you a playboy model? I'm sure her money and ability to pay for a good lawyer had a lot to do with her deal.
    Well, I also got more hours for people who got duis, so I think the judge just hated my face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    Well, I also got more hours for people who got duis, so I think the judge just hated my face.
    Our legal system is a joke, so whenever people have that "but you broke the law!!" attitude I want to kick them, cause it's such a simple way of looking at life.
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    Monday thru Friday really annoy me. I'm one of those people who if I were to win the powerball, would not work another day of my life. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even miss it.
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    My aunt, who I thought was better than this, has been on that hack Dr. Oz's terrible show.





    I mean, it's for a god enough reason, but just associating with that dude would make my skin crawl.

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    People with no initiative annoys me so much

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    Being asked where I live while I'm walking down the street after midnight. Yea that's not creepy at all dude and let me just give you my house number and directions while I'm at it.

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    I wonder if the cleaners will ever remove the menstrual blood on the back of the stall door on the 3rd floor toilets of the psychology building.

    I also wonder if whoever splashed their blood there sits on the toilet and considers cleaning it up.

    It's been there for as long as I can remember.

    That is all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I wonder if the cleaners will ever remove the menstrual blood on the back of the stall door on the 3rd floor toilets of the psychology building.

    I also wonder if whoever splashed their blood there sits on the toilet and considers cleaning it up.

    It's been there for as long as I can remember.

    That is all.
    Maybe it's a psych study about how long people will deal with nasty before cleaning it up themselves. I would loudly be chasing after a housekeeper asking for gloves and lysol to embarrass them
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    Total Piece of Shit Politicians that give multiple sweetheart deals to developers and line their pockets while creating a larger homeless population. Eric Garcetti can suck my more than ample Cock.

    http://www.laweekly.com/news/if-los-...t-says-8491973
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    Quote Originally Posted by marycontrary View Post
    Maybe it's a psych study about how long people will deal with nasty before cleaning it up themselves. I would loudly be chasing after a housekeeper asking for gloves and lysol to embarrass them
    I thought about cleaning it up but decided it is above my paygrade. The cleaners ar probably never in the stall with the door closed so they probably don't even know it is there. At least it gives me something to ponder while I'm on the toilet I guess?

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    Total Piece of Shit Politicians that give multiple sweetheart deals to developers and line their pockets while creating a larger homeless population. Eric Garcetti can suck my more than ample Cock.

    http://www.laweekly.com/news/if-los-...t-says-8491973
    Wasn't there something about the last tax increase to combat homelessness that was controversial because the low income housing they wanted to build with the money was found to be actually mixed income housing, as in it had a few spots to help homeless and poor families but would be subsidized by rent from other tenants based on income or something. It seemed funny to me that they would build housing and try to have people who make a decentish income pay and live amongst former homeless people. I mean, it's like any low income housing, but it didn't seem like it would go over well the way I heard it described.
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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    I thought about cleaning it up but decided it is above my paygrade. The cleaners ar probably never in the stall with the door closed so they probably don't even know it is there. At least it gives me something to ponder while I'm on the toilet I guess?



    Wasn't there something about the last tax increase to combat homelessness that was controversial because the low income housing they wanted to build with the money was found to be actually mixed income housing, as in it had a few spots to help homeless and poor families but would be subsidized by rent from other tenants based on income or something. It seemed funny to me that they would build housing and try to have people who make a decentish income pay and live amongst former homeless people. I mean, it's like any low income housing, but it didn't seem like it would go over well the way I heard it described.
    Indeed. All of it is dirty.
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