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    Quote Originally Posted by animosity View Post
    uh, i take my thanks back, on account of i'm sure as hell not going to go pump iron wearing any sort of sequined chiffon dress.

    deb - because i have no advice for you.
    http://shop.nuu-muu.com/
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Excuuuuse us for not assuming you meant weightlifting when you said you were exercising in a dress! I thought you were doing Zumba or something!

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    Yeah, I though Zumba, too.

    Oh, Ani. Wear it. It'd be super cute.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    oh you guys. while i would love to do that, at this stage of the game i am trying to avoid drawing attention to myself... a chubby 5 year old running around in a tutu - cute. a chubby 35 year old with a bright red face and sweat pouring off her in a tutu - not so much.

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    yeah, after much searching, i found this site. i like this one: http://shop.nuu-muu.com/collections/...ts/fleurty-ruu
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    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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    Quote Originally Posted by becoming View Post
    Excuuuuse us for not assuming you meant weightlifting when you said you were exercising in a dress! I thought you were doing Zumba or something!
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    That is too pretty to be shoved up an ass.
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    You can take those Fleets and shove them up your ass



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    I hate dating.

    Carry on.
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    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I hate dating.

    Carry on.

    This x 4,000,000,000.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    I hate dating.

    Carry on.
    You're a girl. Stop doing it wrong.

    It's guys buying you shit and trying to win you over.
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    You're a girl. Stop doing it wrong.

    It's guys buying you shit and trying to win you over.
    Wait. So exactly WHERE are these guys who want to buy me things? Cuz I'm alllllll over that shit. I like things.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeaceBeWithMe View Post
    Wait. So exactly WHERE are these guys who want to buy me things? Cuz I'm alllllll over that shit. I like things.
    Step 1) be a woman
    Step 2) go outside
    Step 3) profit
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    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    They're literally everywhere. You could get a guy in Syria to pay your rent if you play your cards right. Men are fucking stupid.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    ^^^ he's got a point. I was a bit of a gold digger in my early 20s and had no problem finding men to buy me shit.

    I have since matured. By that I mean I married a rich guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by becoming View Post
    ^^^ he's got a point. I was a bit of a gold digger in my early 20s and had no problem finding men to buy me shit.

    I have since matured. By that I mean I married a rich guy.


    Listen to this woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by becoming View Post
    ^^^ he's got a point. I was a bit of a gold digger in my early 20s and had no problem finding men to buy me shit.

    I have since matured. By that I mean I married a rich guy.


    Quote Originally Posted by marshmallow View Post
    did you make her into a wallet Bill? cuz if you did I'm off team Bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jennafyre View Post
    This x 4,000,000,000.
    Thank you! Someone understands my woes!
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    You're a girl. Stop doing it wrong.

    It's guys buying you shit and trying to win you over.
    RON. This is so untrue. Either they catch on to what you are doing, OR they are fug and expect you to sleep with them. I can't sleep with fug, I'm sorry.
    Quote Originally Posted by becoming View Post
    ^^^ he's got a point. I was a bit of a gold digger in my early 20s and had no problem finding men to buy me shit.

    I have since matured. By that I mean I married a rich guy.
    Who's side are you on??!!! See above.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UncomfortablyNumb View Post
    Thank you! Someone understands my woes!

    RON. This is so untrue. Either they catch on to what you are doing, OR they are fug and expect you to sleep with them. I can't sleep with fug, I'm sorry.

    Who's side are you on??!!! See above.
    Didn't I just say you're doing it wrong?!?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Didn't I just say you're doing it wrong?!?
    I must be. I think I have too much of a "I don't give a fuck about anything with a penis" attitude for this shit right now. So, really, now would be prime time to use you men for everything you have. Someone teach me.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    She transitioned from a stupid asshole to a dumb bitch.

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    DTTAM: Waiting on someone to pay you back, when you lent them cash because they never carry cash.

    Last edited by Ron_NYC; 01-31-2015 at 05:40 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    DTTAM: Waiting on someone to pay you back, when you lent them cash, because they never carry cash.

    they ain't gonna pay you back, dude. it never happens, and if it does, it's because you had to pull it out of them.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gawna View Post
    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
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    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Give them a minute. Taxes will come in soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beli View Post
    they ain't gonna pay you back, dude. it never happens, and if it does, it's because you had to pull it out of them.
    Yeah. There's a reason he doesn't carry cash.
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    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
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    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Yeah. There's a reason he doesn't carry cash.



    my brother is a perfect example of this.
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    Roses are red, violets are blue, seriously where is the fucking ring I gave Julie and ask her mom about the flowers
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    In all fairness, we have no idea how big this dude's cock was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by puzzld View Post
    Yeah. There's a reason he doesn't carry cash.
    He covers everything with cards. He's not THAT guy. (If anything, I am)
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    He covers everything with cards. He's not THAT guy. (If anything, I am)
    Well then, we must ask ourselves, have we stuck him with lunch one too many times?
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    lol at Nestle being some vicious smiter, she's the nicest person on this site besides probably puzzld. Or at least the last person to resort to smiting.
    Quote Originally Posted by nestlequikie View Post
    Why on earth would I smite you when I can ban you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    He covers everything with cards. He's not THAT guy. (If anything, I am)
    he's going to buy you a few drinks and assume you understood that it was him paying you back.
    Quote Originally Posted by songbirdsong View Post
    "Say, you know who could handle this penis? MY MOTHER."

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