I love Portland. A lot. Strippers, beer, rain, liberals, mountains, ocean, beautiful scenery, great food scene, voodoo donut... but we also have hipsters and bicyclists, so you have to decide if it's worth it. Put a bird on it.
put a bird on it.
i love portland. i learned before i visited that they have more strip clubs per capita than any other city in the nation. i made a male stripper pick up a dollar bill with his ass the first night i was there. i wanna lives there.
More strip clubs per capita, and more breweries per capita. Fucking win.
Fuck. Now I want to move there even more.
I need to find my gf a job. Then I'll
Find me one again. Lol
Bicycles are cool, hipsters are not. If I could figure out how to fuck hipster chicks, I wouldn't mind them so much though. But if I moved somewhere I would be a transplant, so then I'd have something in common with them!
I love Portland... (this is the wrong thread for that but you guys started it)
I don't sell crack, I'm a prostitute.
The daycare where I work opened today for the first time after 6 weeks of vacation. Lots of new children, and a few mothers just wouldn't leave because their kid started crying the minute they walked away. They don't speak a word of english or dutch so it's difficult to make it clear that they should just go. I tried, but I was basically ignored. I get that it's hard to leave your kid like that. But I don't get that it's so hard to understand that they'll have to learn sometime, and that staying or coming back every 10 minutes is just annoying and doesn't help at all.
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Dttam: This headache. Be gone!
I'll do whatever it takes to be the mistake you can't live without.
having the confuze....98 outside and I want hot coffee.
Now this annoys the hell out of me.....
From Team Santana: Santana?s tour dates on Friday, August 24th, and Saturday, August 25th at the Hard Rock in Hollywood, FL as well as their date on Sunday, August 26th at the Ask Gary Amphitheatre in Tampa, FL have been postponed. It is with great regret that the upcoming performances featuring Carlos Santana and the Santana Band have been postponed due to circumstances beyond our control. Universal Tone Management for Carlos Santana is working diligently to reschedule these performances. We would like to thank all of the fans in Florida for your patronage, and we look forward to bringing you the music of Carlos Santana in the very near future.
i've been sick for days. i'm heavily medicated. i start school and a new job tomorrow so i need to not be ill. fuck sickness.
Ignorant morons perpetuating misinformation. Kill me....
Ron what the hell does your karma mean?
You're entitled to your own opinions. You're not entitled to your own facts.- D. Moynihan
Idiots. I can not help that you are stupid, but must you use your stupid in my presence? Is this too much to ask?
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