Haha! Yes.Originally Posted by beli
Haha! Yes.
Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne
That was the best thing to happen to anyone ever.
Bread lines?
Google it.
As I was going through my Fb, trying to find it, I found this comment on a post I made about "Pour Some Sugar on Me."
I once drunkenly sang that at karaoke and poured sugar from the dispenser on the table on my friend Dave's head. Good times. I'm a dick.
Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne
That is 110 percent me.As I was going through my Fb, trying to find it, I found this comment on a post I made about "Pour Some Sugar on Me."
I say it like Tom Haverford in my head now.
I actually laughed out loud. I got a funny look from the boy.
Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne
I'm going to Dave's bday party on Saturday, I may have to do that again hahahaha
Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne
No one tells me shit.
No one tells me shit.
Suzanne Knight (21) brutally raped and devoured 3 toddlers while on a meth binge before hanging herself Marky69: If those toddlers didnt want to be eaten then they shouldnt of looked so god damned delicious. RIP Suzanne
Studio square 9pm.No one tells me shit.
Slow down. Not gonna be any single chicks anyway.
I'll be as alone as I am at home, but with less (or more) booze.
Dave? All of Dave's friends are single chicks lol
OK, back to
Highly annoyed with the volume of which my coworker eats. He's about 2.5 feet away from me, eats both breakfast and lunch at his desk; will take a bite LOUDLY mind you, and then spend 2 full minutes cleaning his mouth (again, LOUDLY) of the remnants from said bite via sucking and slopping all over himself. GGGAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! It takes him literally 20 minutes to eat one fucking sandwich. I'm gonna lose it. I have to go for walks while he eats, otherwise my blood pressure gets too high.
I hate people with really weird eating idiosyncrasies. You can tell it's ritualistic for them. Some serious Rainman shit going on there.
I used to work with a guy who was a "yom yommer" as I call it. What I would do is start commentating as he ate, literally like an announcer would for a ball game. "Oh, he's taking an aggressive grip on that sandwich! And he bites down! It looks like a big one. He's really enjoying this!"
Dude eventually stopped eating at his desk...
I wear caps with flat brims and sunglasses with white frames. I...DROOL...
This is a fantastic plan. I will implement immediately.
While you're doing that, don't forget to give all the nerds in the office noogies and start a rumor that the chick who wears all black is a satanist.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
I've never noticed how people eat.
you would notice this, I promise. It's disturbing.
My sister in law annoys me with the way she eats. I don't know if it's the fact that she can eat 40 lbs of food in one sitting and not gain a pound, or if it's the annoying way she chews. LOL
I'd consider both a fucking problem..
HA!!!!! Omg that sums it up perfectly.
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