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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen.
    Pictures of feet? Ew.

    ETA: Note to self, don't try to be clever and gross with pictures of 'foot juice'.

    Foot juice image search = Foot job. Lots of penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FloobaToob View Post
    Pictures of feet? Ew.

    ETA: Note to self, don't try to be clever and gross with pictures of 'foot juice'.

    Foot juice image search = Foot job. Lots of penis.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    Note to self: Send results of 'foot juice' image search to Ronnerford.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FloobaToob View Post
    Note to self: Send results of 'foot juice' image search to Ronnerford.
    I was watching Taboo the other night. Instead, look up "leper feet." You will not be disappoint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    I was watching Taboo the other night. Instead, look up "leper feet." You will not be disappoint.
    Meh, I'm more of a 'leper face' kinda gal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FloobaToob View Post
    Meh, I'm more of a 'leper face' kinda gal.
    You know your life can't be complete shit if even this guy is smiling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap-n Meow View Post
    You know your life can't be complete shit if even this guy is smiling.
    He's laughing at you, most definitely.

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    We're supposed to be going out to celebrate our anniversary and the end of the school year and yet he's just doing bong rips and playing table tennis on the Wii. LAME

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeneria View Post
    We're supposed to be going out to celebrate our anniversary and the end of the school year and yet he's just doing bong rips and playing table tennis on the Wii. LAME
    You went out though! Techno techno techno techno

    Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarren View Post
    You went out though! Techno techno techno techno

    Yeah, we did eventually. The problem with going out at 10:30 is that we're out until 3am! But the techno was awesome!

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    Last night at church the sermon was on homosexuality. I've never walked out on a service and I did last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelicajustice View Post
    Last night at church the sermon was on homosexuality. I've never walked out on a service and I did last night.
    really? the world was supposed to end and this is all they wanted to talk about?

    good for you, lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    really? the world was supposed to end and this is all they wanted to talk about?

    good for you, lady.
    I know, that's what I'm sayin. I wanted to punch him in his face. I refuse to believe my gays are going to hell. If so it's going to be one big fabulous party.

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    word. if all the gays go to hell thats where i wanna be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelicajustice View Post
    Last night at church the sermon was on homosexuality. I've never walked out on a service and I did last night.
    If God hates gays so much, why did he make so many?


    DTTAM: A girl punched me in the face last night. Now I have to fuck her mom.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    If God hates gays so much, why did he make so many?


    DTTAM: A girl punched me in the face last night. Now I have to fuck her mom.
    Why did she punch you in the face?

    Did you check the status of her mom? Age? Pulse? I mean, I hope you checked that shit out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    If God hates gays so much, why did he make so many?


    DTTAM: A girl punched me in the face last night. Now I have to fuck her mom.
    did you deserve it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FloobaToob View Post
    Why did she punch you in the face?

    Did you check the status of her mom? Age? Pulse? I mean, I hope you checked that shit out.
    She was one of those people that get drunk and then cry one minute and jump for joy the next. Wirey little cunt turned into a ball of fists.

    And her mom was with her. Since she hit me I gotta fuck her mom. She's kinda gross, but that's the rule.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by emmieslost View Post
    did you deserve it?
    Really?

    ETA: Actually I got a drink thrown in my face once, and I totally deserved it.

    Guys ran over to me to ask what I did cause they never saw something like that happen in real life.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    If God hates gays so much, why did he make so many?


    DTTAM: A girl punched me in the face last night. Now I have to fuck her mom.
    You mean you didn't ask her to marry you right on the spot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelicajustice View Post
    You mean you didn't ask her to marry you right on the spot?
    She was more retarded than crazy. And she was crying about her stupid boyfriend or husband or something. It changed every fucking minute. At least my glasses aren't fucked up.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Want me to come and kick her ass for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_NYC View Post
    She was more retarded than crazy. And she was crying about her stupid boyfriend or husband or something. It changed every fucking minute. At least my glasses aren't fucked up.
    Eurgh. Sounds like a fun night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelicajustice View Post
    Want me to come and kick her ass for you?
    Absolutely.

    Quote Originally Posted by FloobaToob View Post
    Eurgh. Sounds like a fun night!
    Yea, my black ass should have stayed home. I don't do tears with strangers. If I know you and you're going through something, fine....but if I don't know you, don't cry and then fucking hit me. And this broad didn't just hit me in the face, she hit me all over, she just caught my face once, so I'm not happy.

    She's lucky she's hot. Or I would have.....been more mad I guess.
    Quote Originally Posted by bowieluva View Post
    Ron was the best part, hands down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelicajustice View Post
    Want me to come and kick her ass for you?
    I would like to you see you kick ass

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