[quote author=vaga link=topic=8178.msg908854#msg908854 date=1214593343]
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You need me to punch someone for you? You know I would.
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Hhahah no I'm just having one of those 'do you hate me or really, really like me' things with a dude.
My friends are like 'he really really likes you' but man I don't need to deal with that bullshit.
We're having a 90210 party tomorrow night.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
My daughter can't start Pre-K until next year because she was born 2 weeks too late! Fuckers!
Toothache :(
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg908930#msg908930 date=1214596683]
My daughter can't start Pre-K until next year because she was born 2 weeks too late! Fuckers!
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She will love being the oldest in her grade eventually! First to drive, first to turn 21, etc... it might suck now but believe me, I know, I was the youngin that they let in! It stinks :-(
born to be down
[quote author=Solara23 link=topic=8178.msg909065#msg909065 date=1214603885]
She will love being the oldest in her grade eventually! First to drive, first to turn 21, etc... it might suck now but believe me, I know, I was the youngin that they let in! It stinks :-(
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First to be forced to drive everyone around, first to buy everyone else liquor, first to be mocked for being the oldest. Sucks.
Fight the system, april. They tried to tell my brother the same shit and we got him in.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg908930#msg908930 date=1214596683]
My daughter can't start Pre-K until next year because she was born 2 weeks too late! Fuckers!
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Well is that the system's fault, or your fault.
Originally Posted by bowieluva
[quote author=Solara23 link=topic=8178.msg909065#msg909065 date=1214603885]
She will love being the oldest in her grade eventually! First to drive, first to turn 21, etc... it might suck now but believe me, I know, I was the youngin that they let in! It stinks :-(
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hey hey hey its like being stoned
I took my neighbor's kids to the waterpark today. They wanted their 4 friends to come as well... I said ok, but I was not paying. We get there (a 45 minute drive with 6 kids in the van) and they tell me they 'forgot' their money. I packed em all in to car and took em back home. Then one of the kids had the nerve to call me a bitch (he was about 8?). I told him I was gonna drop his ass off on the side of the road. He shit up quickly. I picked up my water to drink it, and this hand comes to the front seat and grabs the water out of my hand. The same kids that called me a bitch snatched the water out of my hand and said "thanks a lot" (sarcastically). I dropped those little fuckers off immediatly and drove back with just my kids and we had a great time. I dont know who raised that little fuck... but I would like to meet them so I could beat the fuck out of them!
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8178.msg909088#msg909088 date=1214605363]
Fight the system, april. They tried to tell my brother the same shit and we got him in.
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I just feel like there should be some option to test in, if you're with a month of the cut-off or something....
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=8178.msg909095#msg909095 date=1214606189]
Well is that the system's fault, or your fault.
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Their fault!!! I had her 2 days early! 
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg909127#msg909127 date=1214608958]
Their fault!!! I had her 2 days early!
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Hey....you ever hold in a sneeze?
[quote author=Cathynugz link=topic=8178.msg909116#msg909116 date=1214607642]
I took my neighbor's kids to the waterpark today. They wanted their 4 friends to come as well... I said ok, but I was not paying. We get there (a 45 minute drive with 6 kids in the van) and they tell me they 'forgot' their money. I packed em all in to car and took em back home. Then one of the kids had the nerve to call me a bitch (he was about 8?). I told him I was gonna drop his ass off on the side of the road. He shit up quickly. I picked up my water to drink it, and this hand comes to the front seat and grabs the water out of my hand. The same kids that called me a bitch snatched the water out of my hand and said "thanks a lot" (sarcastically). I dropped those little fuckers off immediatly and drove back with just my kids and we had a great time. I dont know who raised that little fuck... but I would like to meet them so I could beat the fuck out of them!
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Stuff like that really makes my blood boil. I'm glad you drove those little fuckers home.
A number of years ago, some friends of mine had to take their crazy 10-year-old son to the shrink so they asked if they could leave their crazy 7-year-old daughter with me. I smelled trouble but I said yes, anyway. The kids were roughhousing so I told them to play in the basement. There I overheard the girl telling my son that I was a "fucking bitch." I marched downstairs and told the girl that she was not welcome in my house, and I kicked her out onto the stoop (did I mention it was freezing in NJ?). I called her parents and told them that their daughter would be waiting outside for them.
I hate kids.
Acne. 
Smoking.... I want to quit, I am working up to it, but never seem to get there.
Stupid kid books, there's a reason you were on the 99 cents shelf.
People who fart loudly, say excuse me, then get irritated if others laugh. Dude, farts are funny stuff, and if you can't quietly pretend it wasn't you, be ready for some laughter.
This asshole Scott who thinks he is too good to wash dishes. Tomorrow is my last day of class with him for 2 months and I know I am going to snap on him.
People who teach their kids stupid goo goo ga ga names for their anatomy..... Now my kid is asking me what a peachy is. Thanks man, it's a VAGINA! Say it 10 times out loud.....
People who don't say excuse me when they cross right in front of what I am looking at in the grocery store aisle.
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg909242#msg909242 date=1214616783]
Acne.
Smoking.... I want to quit, I am working up to it, but never seem to get there.
Stupid kid books, there's a reason you were on the 99 cents shelf.
People who fart loudly, say excuse me, then get irritated if others laugh. Dude, farts are funny stuff, and if you can't quietly pretend it wasn't you, be ready for some laughter.
This asshole Scott who thinks he is too good to wash dishes. Tomorrow is my last day of class with him for 2 months and I know I am going to snap on him.
People who teach their kids stupid goo goo ga ga names for their anatomy..... Now my kid is asking me what a peachy is. Thanks man, it's a VAGINA! Say it 10 times out loud.....
People who don't say excuse me when they cross right in front of what I am looking at in the grocery store aisle.
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I am guilty of that. My son calls his penis a privacy.
[quote author=deliberate_misuse link=topic=8178.msg909239#msg909239 date=1214616746]
Stuff like that really makes my blood boil. I'm glad you drove those little fuckers home.
A number of years ago, some friends of mine had to take their crazy 10-year-old son to the shrink so they asked if they could leave their crazy 7-year-old daughter with me. I smelled trouble but I said yes, anyway. The kids were roughhousing so I told them to play in the basement. There I overheard the girl telling my son that I was a "fucking bitch." I marched downstairs and told the girl that she was not welcome in my house, and I kicked her out onto the stoop (did I mention it was freezing in NJ?). I called her parents and told them that their daughter would be waiting outside for them.
I hate kids.
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Good form.
[quote author=Laurie_khikhi link=topic=8178.msg909249#msg909249 date=1214616947]
I am guilty of that. My son calls his penis a privacy.
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When my daughter was SUPER YOUNG I was guilty too, but I found after saying Vagina out loud to her one or two times, it made much more sense. I haven't had to even begin to explain penis yet.... thankfully her dad is not around and so she has never seen one. I might just call it a boy vagina. :lol:
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg909259#msg909259 date=1214617118]
When my daughter was SUPER YOUNG I was guilty too, but I found after saying Vagina out loud to her one or two times, it made much more sense. I haven't had to even begin to explain penis yet.... thankfully her dad is not around and so she has never seen one. I might just call it a boy vagina. :lol:
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Well he knows its a penis. A boy vagina. Just call it a penis. lol.
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg909259#msg909259 date=1214617118]
When my daughter was SUPER YOUNG I was guilty too, but I found after saying Vagina out loud to her one or two times, it made much more sense. I haven't had to even begin to explain penis yet.... thankfully her dad is not around and so she has never seen one. I might just call it a boy vagina. :lol:
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I don't know how to deal with other people's vaginas. When I was watching my 2 year old niece recently, I felt as if it was this open wound running around the house. Obviously I've been around boys way too much.
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg909259#msg909259 date=1214617118]
When my daughter was SUPER YOUNG I was guilty too, but I found after saying Vagina out loud to her one or two times, it made much more sense. I haven't had to even begin to explain penis yet.... thankfully her dad is not around and so she has never seen one. I might just call it a boy vagina. :lol:
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Don't laugh. It happens on occasion.
i seriously can't stand it when my son "takes a shower" but doesn't put shampoo in his hair.
come on child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
[quote author=vaga link=topic=8178.msg909297#msg909297 date=1214618194]
i seriously can't stand it when my son "takes a shower" but doesn't put shampoo in his hair.
come on child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sounds dreadful
[quote author=Laurie_khikhi link=topic=8178.msg909249#msg909249 date=1214616947]
I am guilty of that. My son calls his penis a privacy.
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My daughter calls hers a monkey and her brother's a pee pee.
[quote author=hlw1214 link=topic=8178.msg909326#msg909326 date=1214618840]
My daughter calls hers a monkey
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Makes your sig a little interesting.
I heard a McDonalds commercial on the radio today that advised me that their new Coke collectors glasses are glass and fragile and should be handled with care. I think I'm more annoyed at the fact that they have to include that memo than at them for mentioning it.
[quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=8178.msg909347#msg909347 date=1214619360]
Makes your sig a little interesting.
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:lol: I didn't think about that!
Thunderstorms with 100mph wind gusts.
[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=8178.msg909383#msg909383 date=1214622044]
Thunderstorms with 100mph wind gusts.
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Go to the basement!
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