[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=8178.msg901499#msg901499 date=1214056352]
I am annoyed that it took me a whole day to realize that Bud's "b&" = band. I am usually much quicker than that.
Tink
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He goes to those geeky sites like 4chan, then comes back here throwing around that slang like we're supposed to know what it means. He's like SOAD, Jr.
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
[quote author=huntinfishinfool link=topic=8178.msg901490#msg901490 date=1214055173]
I am the only one that will be seeing hellbettie's bath pictures. Thanyou.
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Since when did husbands/boyfriends start coming around?
And these Michigan dudes pack heat! I'll keep my MySpace public......
[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=8178.msg901499#msg901499 date=1214056352]
I am annoyed that it took me a whole day to realize that Bud's "b&" = band. I am usually much quicker than that.
Tink
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I didn't notice until today either. :lol:
Originally Posted by bowieluva
[quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=8178.msg901493#msg901493 date=1214055779]
OH, MY...Here 'goes.
1. Loud eaters/drinkers/gumchewers. Smacking.
3. People who want to "reach out" to me because they have their tongue or belly button pierced or a tribal tattoo (People like us gotta stick together!) Mainly because I don't have any of those things, just assorted other tattoos and piercings.
4. ICP tattoos!
5. PETA, even though I am a vegetarian and an animal lover.
6. Ghetto culture
8. People who get disability for being extremely overweight or doing too many drugs.
10. The energy company sends our bill with like 2 days to pay it before it's past due.
11. The McDonald's down the street NEVER has ice cream. The machine is always "down."
12. Inconsiderate drivers.
13. Attention whores.
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1. Yeah, you think they'd learn how to close their mouth.
3. My sister has a lot of ink. We went to see Kung Fu Panda and some dude in a 10 year old Pink Floyd shirt says, "Don't mind me, I'm just being creepy. Can I look at your tattoos?" He then proceeds to show off his pegasus tattoo.... :lol: :lol:
4.ICP fans in general are kinda dumb. I worked with this girl last year. She wore a different ICP shirt every day. I was like, "Uh, I thought that trend was over."
5. Check out Penn & Teller's show Bullshit on Peta, a real eye opener.... that "association" is fukked, no matter which way you look at it. I know of a girl who has a Peta tattoo.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
6. Esp the ones from the 'burbs... you are not ghetto and you will nevar be!
8.I want to look at them and say "Get off your fat ass you fat fukk!" Really, if you have to have a Rascal to haul your fat ass around all the time... there is a reason your fat. If they tried WALKING on occasion, they may not be so damn fat!
10. We had a credit card company that would do the same shit. No matter when you sent off the payment, it was always late. It should have taken 2 days to get to the "payment neglecting center" from where we lived. They always added outragous late fees.
11. McDonald's just sucks, I quit eating there years ago.
12. When I'm in an area where people drive like assholes, I drive like an asshole back. Riding between lanes, not signaling, drive really slow or really fast. I feel pacified afterwards.
13. Yup, they are stoopid.
Who shit in your wheaties?
People who are going to pray for me and try to 'save' me. I was just at the store where I buy my dog food. They have a fairly strict return policy and there was a lady there trying to return a couple of things. They were going to give store credit and she didn't want store credit. I was buying stuff anyway so I told her I'd give her the cash and they could take the store credit off my bill.
She god blessed me and showed me some bible verse thing she had on her keychain and I said, 'Here's something to think about. I'm an atheist. We are not evil devil worshipers.' So instead of accepting that, saying thanks and moving on, she now thinks we were thrown together at that moment for a reason and the reason is so she can pray that God will show me the way. :roll:
It's true, no good deed goes unpunished.
It really annoys me how fucking hard it is to open bottles of juice, in this instance V8 Splash. I should not be swearing at the damn 16oz bottle and injuring my hand just to get it open.
Ryan peed the bed last night. MY bed. :|
"Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished." -Chuck Palahniuk
I love everyone except Amy.Amy's taste > Tara's
[quote author=decorusnex link=topic=8178.msg901816#msg901816 date=1214077499]
It really annoys me how fucking hard it is to open bottles of juice, in this instance V8 Splash. I should not be swearing at the damn 16oz bottle and injuring my hand just to get it open.
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My daughter recently emailed the Gatoraid people about how hard the bottles are to open and got a towel, a cooler jug thingie and a coupon for a free case of Gatoraid. We can't open them but they were free. :|
[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=8178.msg901823#msg901823 date=1214078359]
Ryan peed the bed last night. MY bed. :|
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Whoa, dump that looser and dump him fast!
Wait...that's your son, isn't it.
[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=8178.msg901837#msg901837 date=1214080026]
My daughter recently emailed the Gatoraid people about how hard the bottles are to open and got a towel, a cooler jug thingie and a coupon for a free case of Gatoraid. We can't open them but they were free. :|
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Ahh Gatorade...that was the other one that I have issues opening. Glad I am not the only one to notice how insanely hard it is to get the cap off these days.
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=8178.msg901858#msg901858 date=1214081647]
Whoa, dump that looser and dump him fast!
Wait...that's your son, isn't it.
[/quote]Yeah, little bit. :lol:
"Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished." -Chuck Palahniuk
I love everyone except Amy.Amy's taste > Tara's
[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=8178.msg901823#msg901823 date=1214078359]
Ryan peed the bed last night. MY bed. :|
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Are you sure it wan't you, sweetcheeks?
I'm sure it's easier to blame the kid though. :lol:
Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.
[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=8178.msg901496#msg901496 date=1214056255]
Hi are you Mr. Hellbettie??
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Yes I am. i don't post much but I do browse on here a lot.
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=8178.msg901519#msg901519 date=1214058408]
Since when did husbands/boyfriends start coming around?
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Oh i am on here all the time, i just don't post very often.
[quote author=deeply shaded link=topic=8178.msg901837#msg901837 date=1214080026]
My daughter recently emailed the Gatoraid people about how hard the bottles are to open and got a towel, a cooler jug thingie and a coupon for a free case of Gatoraid. We can't open them but they were free. :|
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That's what the towel is for!
[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=8178.msg901823#msg901823 date=1214078359]
Ryan peed the bed last night. MY bed. :|
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:lol: :lol: :lol:Sorry babe, but yeah Caroline gets me sometimes too.
[quote author=huntinfishinfool link=topic=8178.msg902401#msg902401 date=1214146631]
Oh i am on here all the time, i just don't post very often.
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So when you do post should we refer to you as Mr Hellbettie or Mr Huntinfishinfool? :oops:
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg902412#msg902412 date=1214148769]
:lol: :lol: :lol:Sorry babe, but yeah Caroline gets me sometimes too.
[/quote] luckily he didn't actually get me :lol: I didn't feel it, he told me. But I still had to wash 287 blankets. :|
"Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished." -Chuck Palahniuk
I love everyone except Amy.Amy's taste > Tara's
[quote author=Karalicious link=topic=8178.msg902480#msg902480 date=1214153925]
luckily he didn't actually get me :lol: I didn't feel it, he told me. But I still had to wash 287 blankets. :|
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Caroline has actually peed ON ME. Only once or twice, but I guess that's my punishment for co-sleeping. :lol:
[quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=8178.msg902478#msg902478 date=1214153775]
So when you do post should we refer to you as Mr Hellbettie or Mr Huntinfishinfool? :oops:
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it doesn't really matter to me i'll answer to either one.
Windows next to toilets..... why?
People who grunt while they poop. Why can't they wait till the poop is ready to come out? Why force it like that?
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg902833#msg902833 date=1214186997]
Windows next to toilets..... why?
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Cause your shiiiiiiiiitttttttt stank.
[quote author=Wick link=topic=8178.msg902852#msg902852 date=1214188230]
?
Cause your shiiiiiiiiitttttttt stank.
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Stank, or stinks? Is that supposed to be past tense? That makes no sense, how could an architect know my shit stinks while building the house before he ever met me? Am I the only person with stinky poop?
Another dumb thing that annoys me: My brother's friend. Get a fucking life dude, get out of my TV room, and try a breath mint.
People who openly STARE! OMG, when you get caught, especially with a sneer on your ugly face, have the decency to pretend not to be looking :2angry:
Frog eyed bitch staring at me and the fam walking down the street. Nevermind my daughter was wearing a camo top with red sweatpants. Why are you looking ME down? :lol: And I DON'T dress her that way. We were getting ready to go run and the track was taken up with some of the HS track team, so we had to walk instead, and she wasn't changing for just a walk haha
I dunno why it works me so, but my mom and grandma strived to make sure I never stared at people openly, it's so rude.
[quote author=sue_vicious link=topic=8178.msg901493#msg901493 date=1214055779]
13. Attention whores.
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When credit card companies call my job looking for people who haven't worked here in at least 9 months. And don't believe me when i tell them this...so they continue to call EVERY FUCKING DAY. Apparently a LOT of people who have worked here do not pay their credit card bills.
ALSO- credit card companies who CALL YOU....and then start off the conversation BY PUTTING YOU ON HOLD WITH A RECORDING. What. the. fuck.
'we want your money, but you're not even worth the time to directly get a human being. Please hold 3-5 minutes while we eventually get to you" YOU CALLED ME. :x :x :x :x :x
"Since change is constant, you wonder if people crave death because it's the only way they can get anything really finished." -Chuck Palahniuk
I love everyone except Amy.Amy's taste > Tara's
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