[quote author=missberi link=topic=8178.msg895796#msg895796 date=1213726744]
Driving past the Dairy Barn the other day I look up to the sign and it reads "LOL CHEESE." I am like wtf is so funny about cheese and who allowed them to put that on the sign. I then realized it meant Land O Lakes. God I am so f-in dumb sometimes.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg895756#msg895756 date=1213725101]
When my whole hoagie is fucked up because some asshole decided to put provolone on it when I asked for American!!!!!!!!
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Why in the name of all that is holy would you ever want american 'cheese' instead of actual cheese?
[quote author=vaga link=topic=8178.msg895768#msg895768 date=1213725647]
i fucking HATE Mayo!
but love provolone!
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THIS is why we're friends. Try getting something without mayo in europe. FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. So nasty. I only use the veganaise one if I'm making tuna or chicken salad cos I can't even think of what the contents are without vommitting.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=shansen1984 link=topic=8178.msg895788#msg895788 date=1213726392]
"Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody."
"I'm telling you this like a friend because if you screw this up - I would hate to... I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise."
-Jimmy the Tulip in 'The Whole Nine Yards'
:lol:
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I love, love, love that movie.
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"A vagabond dreamer, a rhymer and singer of songs
Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong."
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8178.msg895799#msg895799 date=1213726928]
Why in the name of all that is holy would you ever want american 'cheese' instead of actual cheese?
THIS is why we're friends. Try getting something without mayo in europe. FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. So nasty. I only use the veganaise one if I'm making tuna or chicken salad cos I can't even think of what the contents are without vommitting.
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I like it with ham man. What about mayo grosses you out? The egg yolks?
[quote author=missberi link=topic=8178.msg895796#msg895796 date=1213726744]
Driving past the Dairy Barn the other day I look up to the sign and it reads "LOL CHEESE." I am like wtf is so funny about cheese and who allowed them to put that on the sign. I then realized it meant Land O Lakes. God I am so f-in dumb sometimes.
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they have all these billboards right now that have "omfg" for gossip girl promotions!
edt: nice way to get the word "fuck" out there!
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
[quote author=vaga link=topic=8178.msg895768#msg895768 date=1213725647]
i fucking HATE Mayo!
but love provolone!
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TWINZ!! bring on the cheese, outlaw mayonaise 
born to be down
I love cheese.
Anyone who says onions make you cry has clearly never been hit in the face with a turnip.
I once was a witness to an awful massacre. Don't mess with the mayo!
April that reminds me, mustard can go to hell right along with mayo :lol:
Gives me some ketchup and cheese!
born to be down
[quote author=aprilcarter29 link=topic=8178.msg895806#msg895806 date=1213727232]
I like it with ham man. What about mayo grosses you out? The egg yolks?
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everything about mayo is sick and wrong. It has the consistency of a raging fatal yeast infection and tastes like cheese made of breast milk from a dead body.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8178.msg895823#msg895823 date=1213727713]
everything about mayo is sick and wrong. It has the consistency of a raging fatal yeast infection and tastes like cheese made of breast milk from a dead body.
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I used to like mayo, until I just read this. :lol:
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"A vagabond dreamer, a rhymer and singer of songs
Singing to no one and nowhere to really belong."
Mayo is sooo gross.
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8178.msg895823#msg895823 date=1213727713]
everything about mayo is sick and wrong. It has the consistency of a raging fatal yeast infection and tastes like cheese made of breast milk from a dead body.
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[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8178.msg895823#msg895823 date=1213727713]
everything about mayo is sick and wrong. It has the consistency of a raging fatal yeast infection and tastes like cheese made of breast milk from a dead body.
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Now I'm hungry for mayo, thanks.
Mayo is OK. Ewe when I was little I'd eat ketchup and mayo sandwich's.
I hate cheese except mozzarella. Which I get made fun of for saying - Mats-a-rella.
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8178.msg895823#msg895823 date=1213727713]
everything about mayo is sick and wrong. It has the consistency of a raging fatal yeast infection and tastes like cheese made of breast milk from a dead body.
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Like I said before, I make my own now and it is delicious. :-P
[quote author=missberi link=topic=8178.msg895841#msg895841 date=1213728142]
Mayo is OK. Ewe when I was little I'd eat ketchup and mayo sandwich's.
I hate cheese except mozzarella. Which I get made fun of for saying - Mats-a-rella.
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You hate cheddar, parmasean, and ricotta? You poor thing. 
born to be down
Ricotta pie is the best thing evar. I haven't had any in a few years.
[quote author=Solara23 link=topic=8178.msg895847#msg895847 date=1213728273]
You hate cheddar, parmasean, and ricotta? You poor thing.
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you forgot feta. and string. dont' forget the string.
[quote author=Olivia link=topic=7606.msg1221694#msg1221694 date=1237710360]<br /> She is in the death queue.<br />[/quote]<br />You got me all wrong.
Also, I don't understand how it's healthy to have mayo in a jar for months when a primary ingredient is eggs.
Cheese is amazing. Blue cheese, edam, munster, swiss, cheddar, etc.
You slept with mike so he would ban me. change your sig..the pretentious look how hipster face is so old ooh you like guys with glasses..ooooh
[quote author=Solara23 link=topic=8178.msg895847#msg895847 date=1213728273]
You hate cheddar, parmasean, and ricotta? You poor thing.
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YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Parm stank!
[quote author=bowieluva link=topic=8178.msg895855#msg895855 date=1213728478]
Also, I don't understand how it's healthy to have mayo in a jar for months when a primary ingredient is eggs.
Cheese is amazing. Blue cheese, edam, munster, swiss, cheddar, etc.
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oooooooh how could i have forgotten about my delicious munster...
munster and salami is delish :2wave:
born to be down
Muenster cheese, swiss cheese, yummm
[quote author=electricalst0rm link=topic=8178.msg895860#msg895860 date=1213728562]
Muenster cheese, swiss cheese, yummm
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stinky squared!
[quote author=missberi link=topic=8178.msg895862#msg895862 date=1213728629]
stinky squared!
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The stinky cheeses taste the best. 
born to be down
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