[quote author=MissKitty11 link=topic=8178.msg829155#msg829155 date=1209169074]
Or at least mask their farting, plopping sounds with a few flushes of the toilet. :lol:
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This guy I worked with was always shitting in the bathroom next to my office. He brought his kids to work one day and they all shit while they were there. Finally I went nuts about it and they ended up cutting a door out in my office so it's my bathroom now and nobody else's. :lol:
[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=11868.msg845550#msg845550 date=1210298679]<br />Only difference is bbc is awesome.<br />[/quote]<br />
[quote author=bbc link=topic=8178.msg829365#msg829365 date=1209175058]
This guy I worked with was always shitting in the bathroom next to my office. He brought his kids to work one day and they all shit while they were there. Finally I went nuts about it and they ended up cutting a door out in my office so it's my bathroom now and nobody else's. :lol:
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:lol: I can't imagine listening to all of that at work! But YAY for your own bathroom now!
[quote author=bbc link=topic=8178.msg829365#msg829365 date=1209175058]
This guy I worked with was always shitting in the bathroom next to my office. He brought his kids to work one day and they all shit while they were there. Finally I went nuts about it and they ended up cutting a door out in my office so it's my bathroom now and nobody else's. :lol:
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sorry to hear that shitty story, at least you have your own bathroom :lol:
[quote author=MissKitty11 link=topic=8178.msg829367#msg829367 date=1209175167]
:lol: I can't imagine listening to all of that at work! But YAY for your own bathroom now!
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It wasn't hearing it that bothered me.
That guy was rank.
[quote author=Cap-n Meow link=topic=11868.msg845550#msg845550 date=1210298679]<br />Only difference is bbc is awesome.<br />[/quote]<br />
[quote author=bbc link=topic=8178.msg829382#msg829382 date=1209175623]
It wasn't hearing it that bothered me.
That guy was rank.
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Ohhhh
Ewww
People with Nalgene bottles.
Good news though.
http://www.fitsugar.com/1573850
[quote author=bbc link=topic=8178.msg829365#msg829365 date=1209175058]
This guy I worked with was always shitting in the bathroom next to my office. He brought his kids to work one day and they all shit while they were there. Finally I went nuts about it and they ended up cutting a door out in my office so it's my bathroom now and nobody else's. :lol:
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Mine is really similar.
I can't stand when people plug a toliet and don't plung it afterward.
My sister and her girlfriend live in our basement and whenever they come out of the bathroom, the toliet is plugged. They'll say things like, "It went down fine." Well then, why when I go in there to pee do I have to plunge the living hell out of the toliet that doesn't have any fucking water in it? Why is it overflowing if I flush it. It's really obvious. It's just laziness.
UGH!
This is nonsense. Girls don't poop.
Blame your husband.
Originally Posted by bowieluva
[quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=8178.msg830344#msg830344 date=1209258548]
This is nonsense. Girls don't poop.
Blame your husband.
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Yeah right. My husband at least plunges the damned toliet. But here's the kicker: Are their logs like sequoias or something because my husband, me and my daughter NEVER have the plunge unless they've been in there.
Do lesbians have some supersize shit or something?
Digging for that last pickle.
Getting a bout of social awkwardness and sitting here instead of going to a party across town that started 5 minutes ago :|
[quote author=Creature Feature link=topic=8178.msg830436#msg830436 date=1209261381]
Getting a bout of social awkwardness and sitting here instead of going to a party across town that started 5 minutes ago :|
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5 minutes ago? :lol:
Then wait 3 hours, and head over.
Who the fuck goes to a party when it starts? :lol:
Im new to this, still learning party ettiquette. :-P
Part of the reason why im sitting here still is because it just started and nobody wants to be the first people showing up. The other is walking in solo and not seeing anyone i know is awwwwwwkward. I plan to wait an hour, drive there, and hope for the drunk ginger roommate that always makes me feel welcome.
[quote author=Creature Feature link=topic=8178.msg830461#msg830461 date=1209262026]
Im new to this, still learning party ettiquette. :-P
Part of the reason why im sitting here still is because it just started and nobody wants to be the first people showing up. The other is walking in solo and not seeing anyone i know is awwwwwwkward. I plan to wait an hour, drive there, and hope for the drunk ginger roommate that always makes me feel welcome.
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A ginger always knows how to make others feel welcome 
[quote author=MissKitty11 link=topic=8178.msg830466#msg830466 date=1209262133]
A ginger always knows how to make others feel welcome
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....And then kill you and stuff you in a freezer somewhere.
Dumb homophobe pot heads at parties annoy me
[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8178.msg830469#msg830469 date=1209262219]
....And then kill you and stuff you in a freezer somewhere.
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:lol: You're on a roll tonight.
Hotsauce McGilacuty - You can't kill ghosts. They're already dead.
[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8178.msg830469#msg830469 date=1209262219]
....And then kill you and stuff you in a freezer somewhere.
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:x :lol: I don't stuff them in freezers.
[quote author=MissKitty11 link=topic=8178.msg830477#msg830477 date=1209262359]
:x :lol: I don't stuff them in freezers.
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Fine...crawl spaces then.
[quote author=Ash_Lee link=topic=8178.msg830476#msg830476 date=1209262324]
:lol: You're on a roll tonight.
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Everyone knows that gingers are evils. In fact, the next movie coming out is going to be Aliens Vs. Predators Vs. Gingers...The aliens and predators don't stand a chanc!
[quote author=MissKitty11 link=topic=8178.msg830477#msg830477 date=1209262359]
:x :lol: I don't stuff them in freezers.
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Is that why you have 3 ex fiances? :lol:
[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8178.msg830480#msg830480 date=1209262453]
Fine...crawl spaces then.
Everyone knows that gingers are evils. In fact, the next movie coming out is going to be Aliens Vs. Predators Vs. Gingers...The aliens and predators don't stand a chanc!
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I never saw those. I've always just seen the movies where gingers are hot. Titanic, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Yes please!
[quote author=berryblu link=topic=8178.msg830481#msg830481 date=1209262479]
Is that why you have 3 ex fiances? :lol:
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Do you have them all in your freezer and eat them with favavavavavavava beans?
[quote author=Ash_Lee link=topic=8178.msg830495#msg830495 date=1209262913]
I never saw those. I've always just seen the movies where gingers are hot. Titanic, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Yes please!
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I was kidding, but for reals, I love me some redheads. I hate when my redhead friends dye their hair another color. I love their hair naturally.
[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8178.msg830480#msg830480 date=1209262453]
Fine...crawl spaces then.
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A select few
[quote author=berryblu link=topic=8178.msg830481#msg830481 date=1209262479]
Is that why you have 3 ex fiances? :lol:
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Only 2, almost 3 :x
[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8178.msg830500#msg830500 date=1209263098]
Do you have them all in your freezer and eat them with favavavavavavava beans?
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No, they are all out at sea somewhere :lol:
[quote author=MissLyss link=topic=8178.msg830500#msg830500 date=1209263098]
I was kidding, but for reals, I love me some redheads. I hate when my redhead friends dye their hair another color. I love their hair naturally.
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[quote author=MissKitty11 link=topic=8178.msg830505#msg830505 date=1209263356]
A select few
Only 2, almost 3 :x
No, they are all out at sea somewhere
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How almost?
he proposed and you nipped it in the bud?
[quote author=Ash_Lee link=topic=8178.msg830513#msg830513 date=1209263526]
How almost?
he proposed and you nipped it in the bud?
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I broke up with him and he told me afterwards that he had gotten a ring. This is the same guy that had an early mid-life crisis that got pierced, tattoed, dyed his hair bright blond and took up drumming.
Glad I dodged that bullet.
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