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    Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    A judge has ruled that a 24-year-old Canadian man is not allowed to have a girlfriend for the next three years.

    The ruling came after Steven Cranley pleaded guilty on Tuesday to several charges stemming from an assault on a former girlfriend.

    Cranley, who has been diagnosed with a dependent personality disorder, attacked his girlfriend in an argument after their breakup.

    He tried to prevent her from phoning the police by cutting her phone cord and punched and kicked her. He finally stabbed himself with a butcher knife when police did arrive, puncturing his aorta.

    Doctors say Cranley has difficulty coping with rejection and runs a high risk to re-offend if he becomes involved in another intimate relationship.

    Justice Rhys Morgan said Cranley "cannot form a romantic relationship of an intimate nature with a female person.

    "That is the only way I can see the protection of the public is in place until you get the counseling you need."

    Cranley had already served 146 days in pre-trail custody, which Morgan said was enough jail time in this case.

    His lawyer says the no girlfriend order is the first of its kind that he has encountered.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070614/ap_on_re_ca/no_girlfriend

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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    how do you enforce that?
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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    I guess he can settle for call girls?
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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    [quote author=brie star link=topic=8090.msg411992#msg411992 date=1181834074]
    how do you enforce that?
    [/quote]

    By publishing that article and not letting him change his name I imagine  :lol:
    Seriously, can you imagine meeting him at a bar after reading that? 

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    [quote author=daybreaksdisdain link=topic=8090.msg411989#msg411989 date=1181833894]
    He finally stabbed himself with a butcher knife when police did arrive, puncturing his aorta.

    .....

    Doctors say Cranley has difficulty coping with rejection
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    no kidding.  :|
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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    A know quite a few dudes that I wish a judge would ban from women for a few years  :lol:
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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    Wow, when I gave this same advice to my last boyfriend I didn't know there was a legal way to enforce it.

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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    [quote author=daybreaksdisdain link=topic=8090.msg411996#msg411996 date=1181834311]
    By publishing that article and not letting him change his name I imagine  :lol:
    Seriously, can you imagine meeting him at a bar after reading that? 
    [/quote]

    That'll never work.  OJ still gets laid.  Some women would flock to this guy.

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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    [quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=8090.msg413270#msg413270 date=1181878987]
    That'll never work.  OJ still gets laid.  Some women would flock to this guy.
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    I disagree.........."most women would flock to this guy", probably because they believe they can change him  :lol:

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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    This seems nearly impossible to enforce, because the crazies that would be drawn to him to "save" him, also probably find the prospect of a top-secret, illegal "romance" exciting.  If the court can order him to not have a girlfriend for three years, as motivation for him getting the help he needs, why can't they just order him to get the help he needs? 

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    [quote author=HyperU2 link=topic=8090.msg413270#msg413270 date=1181878987]
    That'll never work.  OJ still gets laid.  Some women would flock to this guy.
    [/quote] who the hell would bang oj? I mean seriously. women are insane.
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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    If this works the next step is ordering people not to have kids....which will save a lot of time and grief....
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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    [quote author=cookiemonter link=topic=8090.msg417477#msg417477 date=1182094105]
    If this works the next step is ordering people not to have kids....which will save a lot of time and grief....
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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    mmmmmmmmm......dependent personality disorder.........so does this mean he should live the rest of his life on an island or something??  After all we don't want him depending on his family or friends and end up lashing out at them.

    The crap these lawyers come up with to get their client a "gentle" ruling is never ending.....

    :2shocked:

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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    [quote author=Ron_NYC link=topic=8090.msg417802#msg417802 date=1182117728]

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    For the kids Ron!!!Save grief for the kids!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    [quote author=TinkerBelly link=topic=8090.msg417808#msg417808 date=1182118505]
    mmmmmmmmm......dependent personality disorder.........so does this mean he should live the rest of his life on an island or something??  After all we don't want him depending on his family or friends and end up lashing out at them.

    The crap these lawyers come up with to get their client a "gentle" ruling is never ending.....

    :2shocked:

    Run Girlfriend Run!
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    dependent personality is a real disorder you know....
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    [quote author=cookiemonter link=topic=8090.msg417825#msg417825 date=1182118907]
    For the kids Ron!!!Save grief for the kids!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
    dependent personality is a real disorder you know....
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    That is dependent on who you talk to hehe

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    [quote author=s0ggysh0es link=topic=8090.msg417845#msg417845 date=1182120164]
    That is dependent on who you talk to hehe
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    ooohhh soggy!!!!!! :lol:

    bad bad bad.... :lol: :lol:
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    Re: Judge orders man not to have girlfriend

    [quote author=cookiemonter link=topic=8090.msg417862#msg417862 date=1182120779]
    ooohhh soggy!!!!!! :lol:

    bad bad bad.... :lol: :lol:
    [/quote]

    WHy do I have a headache all of a sudden?


    And I suddenly want to date this guy.  I love a bad boy and forbidden relationship.  He can be my candy.

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